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  • #46
    Re: A Women's Forum

    Hello Loves!!
    Let's see if I got this all straight...shall we? Hmmm...judging from the posts here women seem to be good for nothing except scrubbing dirty johns, cooking, fetching beer, and rolling Havana cigars between their legs. Correct, loves? HA! You've got to be OUT OF YOUR MINDS! And, property? NO human being is property (except for Rocky whom I created in my labor-atory).
    To read the posts on this forum almost makes me ill, loves. In fact, I feel a bit woozy right now...and faint (catch me someone). I gather that the "pastoral powers that be at LBC consider women to be the lowest things on the planet). Lower even than those lovely cockroaches! OKkkk....sigh....well let me give the "powers that be" alittle REVELATION, loves. Had it NOT been for a WOMAN you would not even be here today!! I mean...afterall my muppets...men cannot give birth...that is...NOT YET LOL...but I AM working on it! LMAO......
    Chow Loves,
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    "Don't dream it...BE IT!"

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    • #47
      Re: A Women's Forum

      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
      Women and queers get no votes around here. We Men will decided.
      Decided? Learn english please.


      And anyways, i think it'd be a GREAT idea to have a women's forum

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      • #48
        Re: A Women's Forum

        Originally posted by shaunasaurus View Post
        Decided? Learn english please.


        And anyways, i think it'd be a GREAT idea to have a women's forum
        Look, you empty-headed female cannuckistani; Men are the Deciders! Not you girls! The only decisions we relegate to you are things like grocery shopping and how best to serve us with complete submission. Got it?

        And by the way, in civilized society, words like "English" are capitalized, out of respect for Jesus. But only when referring to His favorite American language. The english gets who infest the brit islands are almost as degenerate as you cannuckis.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • #49
          Re: A Women's Forum

          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
          Look, you empty-headed female cannuckistani; Men are the Deciders! Not you girls! The only decisions we relegate to you are things like grocery shopping and how best to serve us with complete submission. Got it?

          And by the way, in civilized society, words like "English" are capitalized, out of respect for Jesus. But only when referring to His favorite American language. The english gets who infest the brit islands are almost as degenerate as you cannuckis.




          STOP USING JESUS AS AN EXCUSE FOR BEING A NARROW MINDED BIGOTED ASSHOLE.

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          • #50
            Re: A Women's Forum

            OH YEAH, love!!! I'm now starting to...SWEAT!! Get him Shauna, love...

            "I'm just a sweet transvestite from Transsexual, Transylvania."

            "Don't dream it...BE IT!"

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            • #51
              Re: A Women's Forum

              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
              Filthy harlot! I am assigning you 1,000 infraction points for mouthing off 1 too many times.

              Hey,you ASKED for that one!

              Besides I'm apparently banned for eternity. Again.
              In order to be old & wise,you must first be young & stupid.

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              • #52
                Re: A Women's Forum

                This entire thread is proof of the inherent idiocy of the entire weaker sex.
                Originally posted by Undecided View Post
                And Eno, that's exactly what I was talking about! A place for the wise ladies to give advice to the.... well.... not-so-wise ladies. *Giggles*
                What, like if there was a TRUE CHRISTIAN HELP FORUM LED BY MOTHER GLENDORA, for example? Or perhaps you were thinking of something more along the lines of a BETTY BOWERS FORUM WHERE IGNORANT WOMEN COULD NATTER ABOUT GOSSIP AND RECIPES AND OTHER SUCH FRIVOLOUS THINGS? In future, please take care to look around the forum, and try to think before you post. I know, being female, it's difficult, but please at least try to make the effort.

                Now, can any good True Christian™ man give me a single good reason why I shouldn't lock this thread and ban every single member of this forum who is tainted with the curse of Eve?
                O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                • #53
                  Re: A Women's Forum

                  Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                  This entire thread is proof of the inherent idiocy of the entire weaker sex.

                  What, like if there was a TRUE CHRISTIAN HELP FORUM LED BY MOTHER GLENDORA, for example? Or perhaps you were thinking of something more along the lines of a BETTY BOWERS FORUM WHERE IGNORANT WOMEN COULD NATTER ABOUT GOSSIP AND RECIPES AND OTHER SUCH FRIVOLOUS THINGS? In future, please take care to look around the forum, and try to think before you post. I know, being female, it's difficult, but please at least try to make the effort.

                  Now, can any good True Christian™ man give me a single good reason why I shouldn't lock this thread and ban every single member of this forum who is tainted with the curse of Eve?
                  Off the top of my head, no. But I suppose since they might have souls we should attempt to bring them to the Lord. And we need someone to make the coffee.

                  What do do with this shaunasaurus harlot who has just referred to one of our distinguished Pastors as a "narrow-minded bigoted ***hole" is something that needs pondering. I am tempted -- short of a heartfelt apology on her part for her foul-mouthed unladylike behaviour -- to lock her up in quarantine with Clown Boy for a few days. That should teach her when she is well-off.
                  Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

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                  • #54
                    Re: A Women's Forum

                    Originally posted by shaunasaurus View Post


                    And thou shalt stop making posts of that sort if thou wantest to retain thy posting privileges. Also, some expression of your remorse for treating Pastor Ezekial so badly on his own boards wouldn't go amiss.
                    Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

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                    • #55
                      Re: A Women's Forum

                      Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                      This entire thread is proof of the inherent idiocy of the entire weaker sex. That would be the case except for the fact that there used to be a Women's Forum, and it was entirely approved of by the men. Who's the more idiotic: those who promote an "idiotic" idea, or those who bring the idea into a reality?

                      What, like if there was a TRUE CHRISTIAN HELP FORUM LED BY MOTHER GLENDORA, for example? No, because that isn't specifically for women and womanly problems. Or perhaps you were thinking of something more along the lines of a BETTY BOWERS FORUM WHERE IGNORANT WOMEN COULD NATTER ABOUT GOSSIP AND RECIPES AND OTHER SUCH FRIVOLOUS THINGS? If your wife stopped doing all her chores, and you began to live in absolute and disgusting filth, you wouldn't think it was so frivolous. And no, that's not quite it. In future, please take care to look around the forum, and try to think before you post. Because I remembered there being a Women's Forum before, I did look around to make sure that one did not exist. I know, being female, it's difficult, but please at least try to make the effort. *Temporarily removes her uterus and smacks you upside the head with it several times*

                      Now, can any good True Christian™ man Sorry, no such luck! You started something and now you'll just have to sit back and deal with me. It's your own fault, really. give me a single good reason why I shouldn't lock this thread and ban every single member of this forum who is tainted with the curse of Eve?
                      Because my IQ is 170, and yours is 28. Because my body creates and sustains life. Because my hips will actually pop out of place to bring life into this world, and then go back to where they're meant to be afterwards. Because men are the weaker sex. I apologize if the truth hurts your easily bruised male ego, but you did it to yourself.
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                      • #56
                        Re: A Women's Forum

                        Originally posted by Undecided View Post
                        Because my IQ is 170, and yours is 28.

                        Oh, yes. We are all sure.

                        Because my body creates and sustains life.

                        Not any more than an oven creates bread.

                        Because my hips will actually pop out of place to bring life into this world, and then go back to where they're meant to be afterwards.

                        To what purpose? Babies are delivered through the pelvis, not through the hop sockets.

                        Because men are the weaker sex.

                        BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

                        I apologize if the truth hurts your easily bruised male ego, but you did it to yourself.
                        I am sort of astounded that your medication has caused some sort of psychosis....I mean apart from your normal female hormonal psychosis.
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                        Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                        • #57
                          Re: A Women's Forum

                          Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
                          To what purpose? Babies are delivered through the pelvis, not through the hip sockets.
                          I admit that I'm not too sure why this happens. Maybe it's to make giving birth easier, maybe it's something we used to have to do before we evolved into how we are now. The process actually leaves a scar on the hipbone, too. (So next time you come across a female skeleton, check her hips to see how many times she's given birth)
                          I am sort of astounded that your medication has caused some sort of psychosis....I mean apart from your normal female hormonal psychosis.

                          Well, I'll admit, I am on a lot of medication. But, I have thought this way my entire life, even when unmedicated. And I thoroughly believe that it's true.
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                          • #58
                            Re: A Women's Forum

                            Originally posted by Undecided View Post
                            Because my IQ is 170, and yours is 28. Because my body creates and sustains life. Because my hips will actually pop out of place to bring life into this world, and then go back to where they're meant to be afterwards. Because men are the weaker sex. I apologize if the truth hurts your easily bruised male ego, but you did it to yourself.
                            Your dismal, evil womb won't be bringing any hellspawn into this world if you don't treat men with the reverence they deserve and God commands us to. As a former nun, I thought I could live without any men other than Jesus (who wasn't even the REAL Jesus, thanks to the papist lies that entrapped me) and his Evilness, the Pope. I was wrong, so very wrong, but my eyes opened up and I found salvation. So instead of collecting dust and cobwebs, mine is now a Womb for Christ. Yours could be too, if only you'd accept the truth that is Jesus.
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                            1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
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                            • #59
                              Re: A Women's Forum

                              Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
                              Your dismal, evil womb won't be bringing any hellspawn into this world if you don't treat men with the reverence they deserve and God commands us to.
                              She pulls it out and beats people about the head with it!

                              How can it not already be barren . . . Probably as leathery as grandma's handbag, too.

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                              • #60
                                Re: A Women's Forum

                                Originally posted by OnYourKnees View Post
                                She pulls it out and beats people about the head with it! When I need to, yes!

                                How can it not already be barren . . . Probably as leathery as grandma's handbag, too.
                                Nope! See! *Pulls it out and shows it to OnYourKnees* Nice and soft and moist and warm for babies.
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