X
Collapse
 
  • Page of 9
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts
Previous 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 template Next
  • #76
    Re: A Women's Forum

    Originally posted by Myers View Post
    I never said "sodomites". I was implying the more feminist male aspect.
    There's a difference?
    O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



    God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

    Comment

    • #77
      Re: A Women's Forum

      Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
      There's a difference?
      Yes. Ever heard of metrosexual?

      Comment

      • #78
        Re: A Women's Forum

        Originally posted by Myers View Post
        Yes. Ever heard of metrosexual?
        Yes. That's just another word for fag.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

        Comment

        • #79
          Re: A Women's Forum

          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
          Yes. That's just another word for fag.
          Actually, it's a man who takes pride in his appearance. He'll get manicures, pedicures, facials, go to spas, et cetera. The reason he is taking such care of his appearance is because he wants to be clean and presentable so as to attract women (specifically women who take as much care of their appearance as the metrosexual male).
          This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMIN

          Comment

          • #80
            Re: A Women's Forum

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            Yes. That's just another word for fag.
            Main Entry: met·ro·sex·u·al
            Pronunciation: "me-tr&-'sek-sh(&-)w&l, -'sek-sh&l
            Function: noun
            Etymology: 2metropolitan + -sexual (as in 2heterosexual)
            : a usually urban heterosexual male given to enhancing his personal appearance by fastidious grooming, beauty treatments, and fashionable clothes
            - metrosexual adjective
            - met·ro·sex·u·al·i·ty /-"sek-sh&-'wa-l&-tE/ noun

            Comment

            • #81
              Re: A Women's Forum

              Originally posted by Myers View Post
              Main Entry: met·ro·sex·u·al
              Pronunciation: "me-tr&-'sek-sh(&-)w&l, -'sek-sh&l
              Function: noun
              Etymology: 2metropolitan + -sexual (as in 2heterosexual)
              : a usually urban heterosexual male given to enhancing his personal appearance by fastidious grooming, beauty treatments, and fashionable clothes
              - metrosexual adjective
              - met·ro·sex·u·al·i·ty /-"sek-sh&-'wa-l&-tE/ noun
              Even your satanic dictionary isn't definitive. Everyone knows that a "metrosexural" is just another word for prissy homer who at least has the decency to hide the fact that he's a pervert.
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

              Comment

              • #82
                Re: A Women's Forum

                Originally posted by Undecided View Post
                Actually, it's a man who takes pride in his appearance. He'll get manicures, pedicures, facials, go to spas, et cetera. The reason he is taking such care of his appearance is because he wants to be clean and presentable so as to attract women (specifically women who take as much care of their appearance as the metrosexual male).
                I like metros! I value them highly as I attend a geeky university where being "presentable" is trading in your CS track pants and fake leather jacket for jeans a Labatt Blue shirt.

                And it's lovely to see another Canadian on the board!
                Tir'd, and despairing, O celestial maid,
                I'm caught, I cry'd, without thy heav'nly aid.
                Help me, Diana, help a nymph forlorn,
                Devoted to the woods, who long has worn
                Thy livery, and long thy quiver born.                 - Ovid

                Comment

                • #83
                  Re: A Women's Forum

                  Originally posted by Arethusa View Post
                  I like metros! I've never actually met one, but I love that they're clean! I value them highly as I attend a geeky university where being "presentable" is trading in your CS track pants and fake leather jacket for jeans a Labatt Blue shirt. Lol! That's the average guy for ya!

                  And it's lovely to see another Canadian on the board!
                  Thank you, and I agree completely!
                  This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMIN

                  Comment

                  • #84
                    Re: A Women's Forum

                    Originally posted by Arethusa View Post
                    I like metros! I value them highly as I attend a geeky university where being "presentable" is trading in your CS track pants and fake leather jacket for jeans a Labatt Blue shirt.

                    And it's lovely to see another Canadian on the board!
                    Sister A, I fear that satan has tempted you and some backsliding has occurred. Canadianism should never be encouraged by any True Christian™, so I will have to issue a rebuking to you forthwith. Report to my private chambers tonight at 11pm.
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

                    Comment

                    • #85
                      Re: A Women's Forum

                      You're always sending me into your chamber. And late at night too. I have school work to do ya know! *pout*
                      Tir'd, and despairing, O celestial maid,
                      I'm caught, I cry'd, without thy heav'nly aid.
                      Help me, Diana, help a nymph forlorn,
                      Devoted to the woods, who long has worn
                      Thy livery, and long thy quiver born.                       - Ovid

                      Comment

                      • #86
                        Re: A Women's Forum

                        Originally posted by Arethusa View Post
                        You're always sending me into your chamber. And late at night too. I have school work to do ya know! *pout*
                        I am sure there is nothing to learn in Canada.
                        Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                        "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                        Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


                        Comment

                        • #87
                          Re: A Women's Forum

                          Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
                          I am sure there is nothing to learn in Canada.
                          I hear there's a course on how to find a Christian American husband so you can move to the United States.

                          Comment

                          • #88
                            Re: A Women's Forum

                            Ooooookay. As interesting as our discussion about metrosexuals and "Canadianism" is, it hasn't got anything to do with this thread. It is off topic (yes, I am aware I have participated in off-topic discussions in this and other threads) and I'd like to get this thread back on track as I feel this is an issue of some importance (maybe not a lot, but at least some).

                            Pastor Al, have the Administrators and Moderators given thought to my idea about a Women's Forum? Do you know if there's been a decision made one way or the other?
                            This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMIN

                            Comment

                            • #89
                              Re: A Women's Forum

                              Originally posted by Undecided View Post
                              Ooooookay. As interesting as our discussion about metrosexuals and "Canadianism" is, it hasn't got anything to do with this thread. It is off topic (yes, I am aware I have participated in off-topic discussions in this and other threads) and I'd like to get this thread back on track as I feel this is an issue of some importance (maybe not a lot, but at least some).

                              Pastor Al, have the Administrators and Moderators given thought to my idea about a Women's Forum? Do you know if there's been a decision made one way or the other?
                              Uh, I beleive it was Brother Eno & my who suggested that a forum might be in order for females to exchange recipes and tips for cleaning toilets. Our decisions are not influenced by the nagging of unsaved cannuckistani lezbean trash, Ms. Alie. The ladies of Landover will be notified if and when a decision is made. Pastoral deliberations cannot be rushed.
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

                              Comment

                              • #90
                                Re: A Women's Forum

                                Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
                                I am sure there is nothing to learn in Canada.
                                We've apparently learnt how to spy on you via our currency. Top that!
                                Tir'd, and despairing, O celestial maid,
                                I'm caught, I cry'd, without thy heav'nly aid.
                                Help me, Diana, help a nymph forlorn,
                                Devoted to the woods, who long has worn
                                Thy livery, and long thy quiver born.                                 - Ovid

                                Comment

                                Previous 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 template Next
                                Working...
                                X