[WickedWitch]

Re: A Women's Forum

Listen here, you sassmouthed little harlot Yes? If you do not cease your infernal yapping, you will very shortly find yourself reassigned to a very special forum of your very own, And the more attitude I receive from you, the more you will get from me. You'll find I'm much more co-operative with polite people. "You'll catch more flies with honey than with vinegar", as I'm sure you've heard. where it would be only too easy for us to keep an eye on everything you get up to! You know what would stop my "infernal yapping"? A Women's Forum. We may even go so far as to invite Fish back to keep you company.

Please direct all your questions and/or comments regarding myself and/or my behaviour to my 24-hour phoneline. 1-800-IDG-AFRA*. We're usually very busy, so you'll have to leave a message.

Have A Nice Day











*:I Don't Give A Fat Rat's A$$

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: A Women's Forum

Now look here, little missy!
You are our guest, and you are here because God has seen fit to send you here.
Probably because He wants you Saved!
And I know you want to be Saved too, if only so you'd be allown to marry a True Christian man like me some day.

In anycase, I'm sure your womanly hormones is rampant, and your lack of a brain makes it hard to resist your impulses:
But YOU WILL behave in here. Stop being a feminazi and just obey God's commandments!!

Don't you know that God will strike you with brest cancer unless you accept your role as an inferior household worker?
It's true, read more HERE:

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?p=32904

I think a warning is in order.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: A Women's Forum

Please direct all your questions and/or comments regarding myself and/or my behaviour to my 24-hour phoneline. 1-800-IDG-AFRA*. We're usually very busy, so you'll have to leave a message.

Undecided,

This outburst is not helpful. Considering the difficulties you face reaching salvation, being a Canadian and all that, mouthing off to your betters like Brother Temperance is not helpful. Remember if you have any hope of ever moving to here in Freehold as a servant to wash dishes for Jesus we need to see a properly repentant attitude from you Undecided.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: A Women's Forum

You know what would stop my "infernal yapping"? A Women's Forum.

What part of

a BETTY BOWERS FORUM WHERE IGNORANT WOMEN COULD NATTER ABOUT GOSSIP AND RECIPES AND OTHER SUCH FRIVOLOUS THINGS

do you not understand?
While I'm at it, I re-state my previous question:

Now, can any good True Christian™ man give me a single good reason why I shouldn't lock this thread and ban every single member of this forum who is tainted with the curse of Eve?

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: A Women's Forum

Now, can any good True Christian™ man give me a single good reason why I shouldn't lock this thread and ban every single member of this forum who is tainted with the curse of Eve?

This is an excellent summary, Brother Temperance. It is clear that, despite the presence and guidance given by the Pastors here, they still can not remain on topic. The Lord has infused them with a form of the Tower of Babel, what you might call a type of gynecological logic. Despite being given the suffrage, and comprising 52% of the population, they still don't control everything.

As far as cooking goes, everyone knows that it takes a man to prepare the masculine grill for the proper searing of raw meat. Even the Cathylicks knew that only a man could perform transubstantiation.

I'm afraid that all this talk of "sharing" will only lead to more so-called "self-esteem" and make them even more ill mannered than they already are.

[lilith]

Re: A Women's Forum

Now look here, little missy!
You are our guest, and you are here because God has seen fit to send you here.
Probably because He wants you Saved!
And I know you want to be Saved too, if only so you'd be allown to marry a True Christian man like me some day.

In anycase, I'm sure your womanly hormones is rampant, and your lack of a brain makes it hard to resist your impulses:
But YOU WILL behave in here. Stop being a feminazi and just obey God's commandments!!

Don't you know that God will strike you with brest cancer unless you accept your role as an inferior household worker?
It's true, read more HERE:

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?p=32904

I think a warning is in order.

Breast cancer huh?
So...when a bloke gets testicular cancer - obviously that must mean he's been "unaccepting of god's role" for him then.

[WickedWitch]

Re: A Women's Forum

Breast cancer huh?
So...when a bloke gets testicular cancer - obviously that must mean he's been "unaccepting of god's role" for him then.

Actually, I think they'd think it means that the man's been doing too much accepting!

[Peacekeeper (Quarantined)]

Re: A Women's Forum

I think its a good idea too. And im a guy so i get a opinion hurray for the being the right sperm to hit the egg first. I win!

[OnYourKnees]

Re: A Women's Forum

Breast cancer huh?
So...when a bloke gets testicular cancer - obviously that must mean he's been "unaccepting of god's role" for him then.

That's why it happens to Liebral Girlie-Men like DIM.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: A Women's Forum

The Lord has infused them with a form of the Tower of Babel, what you might call a type of gynecological logic.

Ahh! "Gynecologic!" I like it. I like it almost as much as "feminazi".

[Brother Temperance]

Re: A Women's Forum

Actually, I think they'd think it means that the man's been doing too much accepting!

You clearly have a very filthy mind little girl. If I were you, I'd start praying for Jesus to wash my mind clean of sin with His Holy Fluids right now!

[WickedWitch]

Re: A Women's Forum

You clearly have a very filthy mind little girl. If I were you, I'd start praying for Jesus to wash my mind clean of sin with His Holy Fluids right now!

You did that on purpose!

[Poetic Peter]

Re: A Women's Forum

Criminy! What's wrong with this thread?


It needs CLEANING power!




Hear the females cripe, "Gah! Cleaning!"

---
Hi, I'm Billy Dew



Jesus's representative
for cleaning fluids on Earth.

I'm here today to tell you about the most remarkable cleaning power you'll ever meet
aside from The Lord and Armageddon.

No, it's not Oxy-Clean; that was so last-year.

THiS year is noncommercial,
it being the End-Times, and all.

Therefore, I am here to instruct Christians in the myriad uses of
white creme hand cleaner
commonly sold in God's country under the aegis of

Go Jo



---

STay tuned, ladies, you're about to see amazing things!

[Poetic Peter]

Re: A Women's Forum

Go Jo is sold as hand cleaner.
But ladies, it's so much more!
Your great grandmothers knew it as "soft soap".

What is in white creme hand cleaner?
-water mostly
-pure white vegetable soap
-a dash of non-toxic, low-odor mineral spirits

These key ingredients are all solvents of various forms of soil.
Put into combination there is no dirt that resists them.

Go Jo is mentioned by brand name only because it's the most common form.

It is safe for virtually any surface! It is non-toxic and low-tech and very cheap;
a buck per 14oz tub.

Go Jo will transform grungy garage sale finds into clean, new looking goods.
Go Jo refreshes cruddy Bible covers.
Go Jo cleans bibelots.
Go Jo even cleans har-
lots (but not their souls)

Go Jo, in a word, is Good because it works





Here we extract dirt from, and refresh the appearance of, maple butcher block

Brush it around and let it work, then wipe the dirt off with paper towels
















Curiosity Cleaned the Cat


Seriously, that brush was loaded


---
Go Jo gets the dirt that you didn't even know was there.
Here's an antique 8-Track carry case; just a wipe, and the look is like new.



Yes, it's safe for nearly any surface. Painted walls, shopping malls, light switchplates, babies' pates, bicycle chains, menstrual stains
(as a laundry stain pretreater)

Test a small area if you are in doubt of yourself.

Test my head!
Yes! It's very clean!

Thank you for keeping a cleaner house,

Go Jo!

Billy

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: A Women's Forum

You clearly have a very filthy mind little girl. If I were you, I'd start praying for Jesus to wash my mind clean of sin with His Holy Fluids right now!

Thanks to you I just got an image in my head which is completely unrepeatable!!!!
Oh well, I guess that's what I get for thinking along the lines of 'now if we were talking about a real person here, how would that be physically possible?' Once more, the answer is not repeatable.