[lilith]

Re: A Women's Forum

Your dismal, evil womb won't be bringing any hellspawn into this world if you don't treat men with the reverence they deserve and God commands us to. As a former nun, I thought I could live without any men other than Jesus (who wasn't even the REAL Jesus, thanks to the papist lies that entrapped me) and his Evilness, the Pope. I was wrong, so very wrong, but my eyes opened up and I found salvation. So instead of collecting dust and cobwebs, mine is now a Womb for Christ. Yours could be too, if only you'd accept the truth that is Jesus.

A "womb for Christ"huh?

Plays hymns,does it?

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: A Women's Forum

If I'm lucky and God allows women into Heaven, who knows what His plan for me and my womb will be?

[WickedWitch]

Re: A Women's Forum

Plays hymns,does it?

*Pictures a uterus playing a pipe-organ*

[Brother Temperance]

Re: A Women's Forum

Because my IQ is 170, and yours is 28. Because my body creates and sustains life. Because my hips will actually pop out of place to bring life into this world, and then go back to where they're meant to be afterwards. Because men are the weaker sex. I apologize if the truth hurts your easily bruised male ego, but you did it to yourself.

Your inferior female brain is misleading you again. The simple fact is that God has made your sex inferior, and set your sinful parts to bleed every month as a reminder of that fact. Us men don't have to go through with that nasty business. It is a simple fact that men are superior. That's why we deserve more money, and you're made for birthing soldiers for Christ and scrubbing floors. Look, definitive proof of female inferiority.

[WickedWitch]

Re: A Women's Forum

Your inferior female brain is misleading you again. The simple fact is that God has made your sex inferior, and set your sinful parts to bleed every month as a reminder of that fact. Us men don't have to go through with that nasty business. It is a simple fact that men are superior. That's why we deserve more money, and you're made for birthing soldiers for Christ and scrubbing floors. Look, definitive proof of female inferiority.

Wow! I just can't believe I've come to agree your wisdom so much - I admit that men are better! I seem to have a lot to learn, don't I? That means that you're connected to a superior brain (Jesus', who is to men as men are to women).

[lilith]

Re: A Women's Forum

If I'm lucky and God allows women into Heaven, who knows what His plan for me and my womb will be?

Oh let me guess.....he's going to have it stuffed & mounted,isn't he?

[WickedWitch]

Re: A Women's Forum

Wow! I just can't believe I've come to agree your wisdom so much - I admit that men are better! I seem to have a lot to learn, don't I? That means that you're connected to a superior brain (Jesus', who is to men as men are to women).

Oh come on now! *Pokes Brother Temperance in the ribs*

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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Oh let me guess.....he's going to have it stuffed & mounted,isn't he?

Nobody knows God's plan other than God. It wouldn't be for me to say.

[Mom (Quarantined)]

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Off the top of my head, no. But I suppose since they might have souls we should attempt to bring them to the Lord. And we need someone to make the coffee.

What do do with this shaunasaurus harlot who has just referred to one of our distinguished Pastors as a "narrow-minded bigoted ***hole" is something that needs pondering. I am tempted -- short of a heartfelt apology on her part for her foul-mouthed unladylike behaviour -- to lock her up in quarantine with Clown Boy for a few days. That should teach her when she is well-off.

Excuse me for interrupting, Eno. But I was contemplating why you would consistantly use Clown as an example for quarantine when there are plenty of others there as well. A matter of fact, I think he's starting to like it there... Apparently this "therapy" or "punishment" isn't working the way you hoped it would.

On the better note, I do believe you should allow the women and "nancy men", as you like to call them, to have their own forum. It would give them a chance to discuss feminine aspects of life that you men have no interest in debating.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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On the better note, I do believe you should allow the women and "nancy men", as you like to call them, to have their own forum. It would give them a chance to discuss feminine aspects of life that you men have no interest in debating.

Why would we want Sodomites in a Women's Forum? I'm sure dykes aren't tolerated in the Promise Enforcers.

[Mom (Quarantined)]

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Why would we want Sodomites in a Women's Forum? I'm sure dykes aren't tolerated in the Promise Enforcers.

I never said "sodomites". I was implying the more feminist male aspect. Sorry if I'm not up to date on you're Christian jargon. Although I do stand for the homosexual men as they were banned from the Men's forum. But I guess that's up to you.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: A Women's Forum

I never said "sodomites". I was implying the more feminist male aspect. Sorry if I'm not up to date on you're Christian jargon. Although I do stand for the homosexual men as they were banned from the Men's forum. But I guess that's up to you.

I heard that you bend over for them too, mom.

[Mom (Quarantined)]

Re: A Women's Forum

I heard that you bend over for them too, mom.

No. Sadly to say, that's just a rumour. I hope I didn't ruin your fantasies. On second thought, maybe I do.

[TwinkBoy]

Re: A Women's Forum

No. Sadly to say, that's just a rumour. I hope I didn't ruin your fantasies. On second thought, maybe I do.

SO do I Myers, love!!....hey...do you want some help fighting against these self righteous BIBLE SMOKERS, love?

You know, loves of LBC, I've been THINKING and I THINK LBC needs to come into the 21st Century and have a Gay Forum as part of the LBC. What do you think, loves? Oh...I know it will NEVER happen...BUT...just a thought (snicker, snicker).

Well LBC loves I guess there's nothing left to say for tonight...except...

We ARE here!

We ARE queer!

GET USED TO IT!!

LMAO.............

JESUS JUICE anyone??????????????

[OnYourKnees]

I never said "sodomites". I was implying the more feminist male aspect. Sorry if I'm not up to date on you're Christian jargon. Although I do stand for the homosexual men as they were banned from the Men's forum. But I guess that's up to you.

I'm glad you're finally realizing that the way the LBC Forum is run is at the sole discretion of the Pastors!

As for allowing homosexual men (or sodomites) into the Women's forum . . . with the exception of TwinkBoy (who apparently is some sort of omnisexual or multisexual or transexual whatever abomination), homosexual men aren't women. And they can be saved, through Mrs. Betty Bowers' Baptists are Saving Homosexuals program. Perhaps you should give it a look?

Once they succeed in the program, they would be welcome in the Promise Enforcers section of this Forum.

You know, loves of LBC, I've been THINKING and I THINK LBC needs to come into the 21st Century and have a Gay Forum as part of the LBC. What do you think, loves? Oh...I know it will NEVER happen...BUT...just a thought (snicker, snicker).

You know, perhaps it would be nice for LBC to witness to the unSaved Homer community. TwinkBoy, would you like to host a Gay Picnic in the woods at the edge of Freehold, say in late October when the weather is so nice? Why, you could even make it a Harry Potter costume party!

Picture it, all your little homer friends, dressed up in those free-flowing robes and pointy hats, having a nice little picnic and waving their wands about, perhaps roasting a "suckling pig". I bet Mrs. Van Hellburger could give you a good recipe, eh?

Pastors, what do you think of such an idea? It'd be a grand opportunity for LBC members to meet and witness to all Twink's little friends!


On another note, when do licenses go on sale for the October 2007 Witch Hunt?