Nice shot! How's Hell Kurt?

[eliot mayfield]

You've been there 15 years now, I bet you're thinking it might have been better to have turned your life over to Jesus?

How many other kids are in Hell with you? Does it bother you to see a new kid plunge into the lake of fire knowing your music brought him there? I hope Satan gives you an extra hard day today!

[Nobar King]

Re: Nice shot! How's Hell Kurt?

Who is Kurt?

[eliot mayfield]

Re: Nice shot! How's Hell Kurt?

http://edition.cnn.com/2009/SHOWBIZ/Music/04/08/kurt.cobain.anniversary/index.html

SEATTLE, Washington (CNN) -- The park bench facing Lake Washington is covered with flowers, poems, a pack of Lucky Strike cigarettes and graffiti.
"I miss your beautiful face and voice," one dedication reads.
"Thank you for inspiring me," says another.
"RIP Kurt."
Fifteen years ago Wednesday, at a house adjacent to the park, Kurt Cobain's dead body was discovered by an electrician.
The Nirvana frontman, 27, had committed suicide, police later ruled, killing himself with a shotgun while high on heroin and pills.


Cobain's ashes were reportedly scattered in a Washington state river and a New York Buddhist temple.

[Brother Enoch]

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[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Nice shot! How's Hell Kurt?

Never heard of him.

Is he any relation to the Cobains out in Ohio who are True Christians(tm) and owned half of Toledo back in the 1960's? My father, Pastor Lamentations Flint, used to play golf with Ralph Cobain. He was a twin. Remind me to tell you about them sometime.

[Max Bayes]

Re: Nice shot! How's Hell Kurt?

I doubt the lawful, God-loving Cobains you speak of, Pastor, would be related to a man who wrote songs about his friends raping him and smelling teens' 'spirit'. Their True Christian influence would've surely rubbed off.

[Wide-Open]

Re: Nice shot! How's Hell Kurt?

I never understood what he was singing, until I stumbled upon the lyrics on the internet.

It's pretty daft really. I don't understand what kids like about him.

What is this song all about?
Cant figure any lyrics out
How do the words to it go?
I wish youd tell me, I dont know
Dont know, dont know, dont know, oh no
Dont know, dont know, dont know...

Now Im mumblin and Im screamin
And I dont know what Im singin
Crank the volume, ears are bleedin
I still dont know what Im singin
Were so loud and incoherent
Boy, this oughta bug your parents
Yeah

Its unintel-ligible
I just cant get it through my skull
Its hard to bargle nawdle zouss(? )
With all these marbles in my mouth
Dont know, dont know, dont know, oh no
Dont know, dont know, dont know...

Well, we dont sound like madonna
Here we are now, were nirvana
Sing distinctly? we dont wanna
Buy our album, were nirvana
A garage band from seattle
Well, it sure beats raising cattle
Yeah

And I forgot the next verse
Oh well, I guess it pays to rehearse
The lyric sheets so hard to find
What are the words? oh, nevermind
Dont know, dont know, dont know, oh no
Dont know, dont know, dont know...

Well, Im yellin and were playin
But I dont know what Im sayin
Whats the message Im conveyin?
Can you tell me what Im sayin?
So have you got some idea?
Didnt think so -- well, Ill see ya
Sayonara, sayonara
Ayonawa, odinawa
Odinaya, yodinaya
Yaddayadda, yaaahyaaah
Ayaaaaaah!

[Meek and Humble]

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A good rock star is a DEAD rock star!

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

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A good rock star is a DEAD rock star!

Now if only his widow would do us all a favor and put herself out of our misery!

[Bobby-Joe]

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Kirk Cobain, the piped piper of Gen X letting the childern off to hell with his songs. Wonder how much singing Kirk does with Satan's oversized meat flute rammed in Kirk's mouth? None, there no room for angst in Hell sinners!

See Kirk, See Kirk burn, too late for Kirk, don't let Kirk be you.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Nice shot! How's Hell Kurt?

Poor Kurt Cocaine. I guess we're all supposed to feel sorry for him?

[Wash O'Hanley]

Re: Nice shot! How's Hell Kurt?

Who's Kurt Cobain and why are we talking about minor celebrities on these forums?

[Nurse Clampett]

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Now if only his widow would do us all a favor and put herself out of our misery!

Perhaps God has kept that jooish American abomination alive to make the rest of us feel better about ourselves. In times of distress we can say we don't look, act, shoot up as much heroin, nor use our dead husband's fame as Courtney Love.

[InvaderZimBaby]

Re: Nice shot! How's Hell Kurt?

I never understood what he was singing, until I stumbled upon the lyrics on the internet.

It's pretty daft really. I don't understand what kids like about him.

What is this song all about?
Cant figure any lyrics out
How do the words to it go?
I wish youd tell me, I dont know
Dont know, dont know, dont know, oh no
Dont know, dont know, dont know...

Now Im mumblin and Im screamin
And I dont know what Im singin
Crank the volume, ears are bleedin
I still dont know what Im singin
Were so loud and incoherent
Boy, this oughta bug your parents
Yeah

Its unintel-ligible
I just cant get it through my skull
Its hard to bargle nawdle zouss(? )
With all these marbles in my mouth
Dont know, dont know, dont know, oh no
Dont know, dont know, dont know...

Well, we dont sound like madonna
Here we are now, were nirvana
Sing distinctly? we dont wanna
Buy our album, were nirvana
A garage band from seattle
Well, it sure beats raising cattle
Yeah

And I forgot the next verse
Oh well, I guess it pays to rehearse
The lyric sheets so hard to find
What are the words? oh, nevermind
Dont know, dont know, dont know, oh no
Dont know, dont know, dont know...

Well, Im yellin and were playin
But I dont know what Im sayin
Whats the message Im conveyin?
Can you tell me what Im sayin?
So have you got some idea?
Didnt think so -- well, Ill see ya
Sayonara, sayonara
Ayonawa, odinawa
Odinaya, yodinaya
Yaddayadda, yaaahyaaah
Ayaaaaaah!

Excuse me you ignorant fool, that is a divine revelationof 'Smells Like Teen Spirit'. The song you posted was written by Weird Al Yankovic.

These are the real lyrics:

Load up on guns
Bring your friends
Its fun to lose
And to pretend
Shes overboard
Myself assured
I know I know
A dirty word

Hello (x 16)

With the lights out its less dangerous
Here we are now
Entertain us
I feel stupid and contagious
Here we are now
Entertain us
A mulatto
An albino
A mosquito
My libido
Yea

I'm worse at what I do best
And for this gift
I feel blessed
Our little group has always been
And always will until the end

Hello (x 16)

With the lights out its less dangerous
Here we are now
Entertain us
I feel stupid and contagious
Here we are now
Entertain us
A mulatto
An albino
A mosquito
My libido
Yea

And I forget
Just what it takes
And yet I guess it makes me smile
I found it hard
Its hard to find
Oh well, whatever, nevermind

Hello (x 16)

With the lights out its less dangerous
Here we are now
Entertain us
I feel stupid and contagious
Here we are now
Entertain us
A mulatto
An albino
A mosquito
My libido
Yea

You were loved by many Kurt, rest in peace.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: Nice shot! How's Hell Kurt?

I think Weird Al's lyrics were ironically more descriptive of what Cobain was trying to say. God bless that Weird Al. And may Kurt Cobain burn in Hell!!!