UPDATE! Sanfords separate over Mark's tranny tango!!

[Larry Lee]

This fast breaking story about MSM deceit disgusts me to no end, but you'd better go to my most recent post to catch the latest on what the MSM claims now!

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I think we all remember how the MSM castigated Rush Limbaugh for enjoying an exotic vacation in the Dominican Republic. The MSM claimed the Dominican Republic was a "hotspot" for sex vacationing among wealthy homersexuals, and therefore, the MSM said -- are you still with me? the lies the MSM weaves get pretty tangled! -- and therefore, the MSM said Rush must have been buggering pubescent boys!

Well, now the MSM is at it again, claiming that homersexual haunts like this one, this one, this one and this one lured Governor Mark Sanford to Buenos Aires for a sex junket at the public's expense.

BUT THAT'S NOT TRUE! Even if Buenos Aires is "becoming one of the most notoriously popular destinations for sex tourism" and "a popular gay travel destination", Mark Sanford went there without his wife and family because it was "exotic", and he wanted to relax. He took a drive up the coast, and then did some hiking, and writing, and other stuff...

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

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Brother Larry, thank you for bringing up this salient point! I myself have indulged in my share of trips to exotic locales, especially Bangkok, Thailand. While it is true I did not bring my wife and kids with me, it's that I wanted to commit myself fully to saving heathens in that Godless Buddhist country. With them in tow, it would've been a distraction from the more important work of witnessing for Christ.

Especially when I would go to the nightclub and red light districts and go to "ladyboy" bars and cabaret shows, trying to find sinners living the most depraved lives so they could be saved. I would take ladyboy sinners to my hotel suite and work one-on-one with them over their spiritual welfare. Many a long night I've spent with these ladyboys, reading from the Bible, answering questions about Jesus, and how to start living a True Christian™ lifestyle. Can you imagine me doing all that hard work with a nagging wife and a couple of rambunctious youngins by my side?

Just more examples of the MSM trying to do character assassination over the airwaves.

[Wash O'Hanley]

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The Wash O'Hanley Show apologizes for a lack of speculation on this story over the last 48 hours like the other news shows-- we had all of our staff, techs and unpaid intern-reporters in Pennsylvania covering the Jon and Kate + Ei8ht divorce (we had an amazing exclusive interview with one of the little kids after we lured him into our white van with candy, unfortunately, for legal reasons, my lawyers would not allow it to played on my show). We had our men on the first flight to Columbia, South Carolina and then an Amish guy's horse-drawn wagon broke on the air strip and delayed us another 18 hours. GOD DAMMIT

I know that this story has already been broken but, if you will, I would like to save safe and make it sound like I was there yesterday with those reporters hanging out in the carport of Gov. Sanford's house, digging through his trash and peering through the closed windows at his kids as they ate macaroni for dinner (poor choice, mom) and watched Spongebob by reading my pre-scripted bit that I was going to say.

Where is Gov. Sanford right now? I stand outside his home where last week this man held his children, but today tells a different story. Late last week the Governor went into the mountains to work on some writing after the emotional distress of having to receive $700 million in bailout money. But sources say he has not made contact with people in nearly four days. While other news sources have made wild allegations about his whereabouts, the Wash O'Hanley Show is dedicated to reporting only the facts... and the WILDEST of the WILD Speculations. Could Governor Sanford have been eaten by the Mothman? The mythical creature of West Virginian lore, half-man, half-moth, who flies around the Appalachian region feeding on young teens necking in the back of their parents' cars? Could Governor Sanford BE the Mothman? Could the Jersey Devil have anything to do with this? All of these questions, and many more, tomorrow on the Wash O'Hanley Show, assuming he doesn't turn up in the next 24 hours, which would suck because now I'm in Columbia and there is nothing else to do here.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Mark Sanford, Rush Limbaugh - Sex vacationeers? NOT!

I didn't think that a member of God's Own Party would ever act in an untoward manner, and I was right. Fox News, known for having less of a liberal bias than most of the MSM, has fearlessly investigated the matter and has uncovered the shocking truth that Mark Sanford was actually a demon-cretin posing as a True Christian™ True Republican™.

[Bobby-Joe]

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What is is this nonsense about Argentina being some popular gay sex tourist destination? I have done security on several of Pastor Zeke's ministry flights were he brings the Gospel to young brown men. Are you going to say that is deprived?

People today.

[Nobar King]

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I heard that he used state funds to travel on his getaway, and he could be in trouble for that one.

[Buford T Scoggins]

Re: Mark Sanford, Rush Limbaugh - Sex vacationeers? NOT!

Brother Larry, thank you for bringing up this salient point! I myself have indulged in my share of trips to exotic locales, especially Bangkok, Thailand.

You are to be praised for your courage and commitment, Reverend, going forth all alone into that den of iniquity (they don't call it "Bangkok" for nothing).

Next time you're there, I recommend a foray into neighboring Cambodia - lots of young souls to save, and cheap too! And don't forget the Philippines. I was there once during my military service, unfortunately cut short by internment in the psychiatric ward (where I later found Jesus), but that's another story.

yours in Christ,
Brother Buford

[Larry Lee]

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Well, this is terrible news, which I'm sorry to have to share with the good True Christians™ of Landover Baptist Forums, but here it is.... Governor Mark Sanford of South Carolina travelled to Argentina to tango with a tranny named "Maria."

It's true.

Thank God, Sanford's wife caught wind of the perversion and kicked the sodomite Sanford out of the family's Governor mansion home.

You can read the heart-breaking details here.

[H. Montague Worthington]

Re: UPDATE! Sanfords separate over Mark's tranny tango!!

Well, this is terrible news, which I'm sorry to have to share with the good True Christians™ of Landover Baptist Forums, but here it is.... Governor Mark Sanford of South Carolina travelled to Argentina to tango with a tranny named "Maria."

It's true.

Thank God, Sanford's wife caught wind of the perversion and kicked the sodomite Sanford out of the family's Governor mansion home.

You can read the heart-breaking details here.

Well, I hate to disagree with you Brother Lee, but I do not blame the governor for straying from his sacred marriage vows. As they say, "It takes two to tango." I have to believe that either one or the other woman involved in this tragedy has to be a shameless harlot. Now I'm not going to take sides or make snap judgments, but if I had to guess, I would speculate that this fine public servant was brought down by a Godless Mary-worshipping, brown-skinned temptress bent on the destruction of a fine, capable public servant and genuinely GOOD man.

Hopefully, Gov. Sanford will repent for his sins and return to his job. If you've been following the news, you know that the governor has an uncanny ability to resist most sinful stimulus from distant brown-skinned demons. I hope he will be able to apply that talent to the triumph over carnal temptation.

[Professor Tyeisha X]

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Why am I not surprised at all about this? Oh I know! He's a REPUBLICAN! It's so typical of White Heterosexual Christian Republican Men to cheat on their spouses all the while trying to tell others not to do it: "Do as I say, not as I do.". I can't believe Republicans even thought this clown was even a challenge to Obama's (definite) re-election in 2012. One more of your ilk just got found out...I can't wait for what's next....

CNN reporting Wash O'Hanley going missing for 5 days for homosexual trysts and letting a voice impersonator take his place on his radio show in his absence?

MSNBC reporting Pastor Ezekiel's long-term engagement to BibleThumpinBlonde called off after being caught in a compromising position with a underage hooker?

Me and my friends at Berkeley got a running bet that at least ONE "True Christian(tm)" here will be exposed for a naughty little secret before the end of the year. Don't let me down, boys, I have $1500 riding on it! <---racist smiley, should be brown-skinned

[JennyD]

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Why am I not surprised at all about this? Oh I know! He's a REPUBLICAN! It's so typical of White Heterosexual Christian Republican Men to cheat on their spouses


Me and my friends at Berkeley got a running bet that at least ONE "True Christian™" here will be exposed for a naughty little secret before the end of the year. Don't let me down, boys, I have $1500 riding on it! <---racist smiley, should be brown-skinned

Yes, I can't imagine a black leader doing such a thing.

His womanizing was the source of such agonizing moral conflict that MLK was compelled to confess his most enduring extramarital affair to his wife at “her most vulnerable moment - days after she recovered from a hysterectomy."

http://www.theipinionsjournal.com/in...anizerso-what/

[Buford T Scoggins]

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Why am I not surprised at all about this? Oh I know! He's a REPUBLICAN!

"Professor" X, you need to go back and read Pastor Isaac's post, and note the attached video from Godly Fox News:



Sanford is a Demoncrat, and that explains everything. You need to check your sources. Who are you going to believe, the liberal media or fair-and-balanced Fox News? Sanford is lying when he says he's a Republican, but that's not surprising, because Demoncrats always lie. In fact, Sanford is such a good liar that he's even convinced the entire population of South Carolina that he's a Republican.

And that other sleezball, Mark Foley, was claiming to be a Republican too, but Fox News outed him:



Yours in Christ,
Brother Buford

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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Brother Scoggins, I'm not optimistic that you'll make much headway with "Professor" X. She's been so thoroughly indoctrinated into that postmodern/deconstructionist/P.C. gibberish that she now believes only what she's been spoon-fed and lacks discernment as to whether any of it makes the least amount of sense. There is thus a lot of brainwashing to be undone before she can accept the saving power of Our Lord Jesus Christ.

[Vavoline Johnson]

Re: Mark Sanford, Rush Limbaugh - Sex vacationeers? NOT!

I didn't think that a member of God's Own Party would ever act in an untoward manner, and I was right. Fox News, known for having less of a liberal bias than most of the MSM, has fearlessly investigated the matter and has uncovered the shocking truth that Mark Sanford was actually a demon-cretin posing as a True Christian™ True Republican™.

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Well Mr Isaac, I is gonna tell you sompthing. It's my opinion, and I been sayin it ober and ober. Iffen you let them hermosexual marry it's gonna ruin marriage for the rest of us good folk! See, lookee what happened? A good and Godly man, one dat would neber stray, was forced to cheat cause of the Hermos!

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Mark Sanford, Rush Limbaugh - Sex vacationeers? NOT!

Well Mr Isaac, I is gonna tell you sompthing. It's my opinion, and I been sayin it ober and ober. Iffen you let them hermosexual marry it's gonna ruin marriage for the rest of us good folk! See, lookee what happened? A good and Godly man, one dat would neber stray, was forced to cheat cause of the Hermos!

You have a good point, Vavoline. Mark Sanford is from South Carolina, which is on the same coast as several states that have given homosexuals the special privilege of equality. John Ensign is from Nevada, which is right next door to a state that for a short time did so. Since we all know that the homosexual menace does not stop at state lines, these men were hardly immune to the effects of deathstyle choices going on in other states.