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  • WorshipTheLord
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    • Jul 2009
    • 9

    #16
    Re: Why did God create other planets?

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    Where are "alien homes" mentioned in the Holy Bible?

    It never ceases to amaze me how these unsaved fools come in here with their ridiculous speculative questions, trying to trick a True Christian™ into mocking God.
    How did I try to trick anyone into mocking God?

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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78556

      #17
      Re: Why did God create other planets?

      Originally posted by WorshipTheLord View Post
      How did I try to trick anyone into mocking God?
      This whole thread is a mockery. Who are you to barge into God's favorite forum, demanding "why" of God? We could fill a baseball stadium with those "why" questions! You God-mockers sit around all the livelong day dreaming up these idiotic questions to try and make fools out of Christians. Do you think you're the first God-mocker to stumble in here?

      You need to worry about your personal relationship with Jesus, not spacemen, pal. You need to get right with God before you start throwing a hissyfit over irrelevant trivia that you've dreamed up.

      For starters, why don't you make a thread of your own in the "introductions" section and tell us about yourself, your church, and so on.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • Mad Prophet Helmholtz
        Recovering Outpatient From The Landover Rehabilitation Unit
        Forum Member
        • May 2009
        • 666

        #18
        Re: Why did God create other planets?

        The following was taught to me July 4, 1975 by means of exploding fireworks spelling out secret messages to me and hearing subliminal backwards voices while watching the movie "Jaws"...

        Alien entities can have souls as evidence in the manifestation of GHOST SHARK. Once a race of living, breathing sharks inhabiting the 666th planet orbiting a star in the Pisces Constellation in Galaxy M74, they were destroyed because of wickedness in sin....an extraterrestial version of Sodom and Gomorrah....these sharks engaged in thousands-year long hermaphroditic bisexual orgies in undersea motels. The amount of moteljuices generated on this planet alone accounted for 90% in the known universe, even including dark matter, so it was destroyed by Spaceship Jesus 666 million years ago.

        The King/Queen of these sharks escaped the planet in spirit form and swam across outer space for millions and millions of years looking for an adequate aquatic environment to call home. It discovered Earth, and made its home in the deepest part of the sea -- Marianas Trench in the Pacific Ocean.

        Indeed what was once a living alien shark has become a spirit.
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        SPACESHIP JESUS appeared to me in Astronaut form when I was staying in a motel in 1974. He then told me the TRUTH about our world and what illusions the SATANIC ALLIANCE uses to control us! To this day, I still receive SPACESHIP RADIO SIGNALS INTO MY BRAIN. Absolve yourself of your limited Matrix existence.

        Hosea 9:7
        The days of visitation are come, the days of recompence are come; Israel shall know it: the prophet is a fool, the spiritual man is mad, for the multitude of thine iniquity, and the great hatred.

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        • JRFinn
          Doubting Thomas
          • Jun 2009
          • 204

          #19
          Re: Why did God create other planets?

          Praise Spaceship Jesus!

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          • Mad Prophet Helmholtz
            Recovering Outpatient From The Landover Rehabilitation Unit
            Forum Member
            • May 2009
            • 666

            #20
            Re: Why did God create other planets?

            Originally posted by JRFinn View Post
            Praise Spaceship Jesus!
            Indeed, my brother!

            I hope to see you on board Spaceship Jesus when the landing happens December 21, 2012.
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            SPACESHIP JESUS appeared to me in Astronaut form when I was staying in a motel in 1974. He then told me the TRUTH about our world and what illusions the SATANIC ALLIANCE uses to control us! To this day, I still receive SPACESHIP RADIO SIGNALS INTO MY BRAIN. Absolve yourself of your limited Matrix existence.

            Hosea 9:7
            The days of visitation are come, the days of recompence are come; Israel shall know it: the prophet is a fool, the spiritual man is mad, for the multitude of thine iniquity, and the great hatred.

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            • NotInRyebread
              Unsaved trash
              • Jul 2009
              • 38

              #21
              Re: Why did God create other planets?

              Realistically speaking (and with a little scientific background), the universe is constantly expanding as well as the solar system. Going with that, Earth is currently in an idea position in relation to the sun to support life. I don't personally believe this, but if I was supporting your ideas here, I'd say that God made the other planets for humans to inhabit after Earth becomes unsuitable to sustain life (as it will be within 5 billion years).

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              • Random Man
                Unsaved trashwhiney emo
                • May 2009
                • 22

                #22
                Re: Why did God create other planets?

                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                This whole thread is a mockery. Who are you to barge into God's favorite forum, demanding "why" of God?

                Who said that this was "God's favorite forum"? I don't think that God put that into the Bible.

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                • Greyhund
                  Unsaved trash
                  • Jul 2009
                  • 13

                  #23
                  Re: Why did God create other planets?

                  Originally posted by Random Man View Post
                  Who said that this was "God's favorite forum"? I don't think that God put that into the Bible.
                  VERY TRUE!

                  Besides, the bible is talking about 'lights'. It was never talking about planets, because people didn't know that there were any other planets...

                  Also; Why are (some) christians getting mad when a scientist says that the moon is reflecting the sun's rays?
                  True Questioner™ for I question things. (which is not satanic, is it?)
                  Matthew 7:1 "Judge not, that ye be not judged. 2 For with what judgment ye judge, ye shall be judged: and with what measure ye mete, it shall be measured to you again."

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                  • Eugene Hackwith
                    Farmer for Christ™
                    True Christian™
                    • Jan 2008
                    • 736

                    #24
                    Re: Why did God create other planets?

                    I once pondered this very same question, and figured that God created other planets to keep the scientists and astrologers busy before He dispatches them to Hell. But then I realized that I shouldn't be questioning God's motives, and stopped asking questions.
                    A baby is a human being, not a stem cell!

                    Psalm 139:19-20
                    Surely thou wilt slay the wicked, O God: depart from me therefore, ye bloody men.
                    For they speak against thee wickedly, and thine enemies take thy name in vain.

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                    • JRFinn
                      Doubting Thomas
                      • Jun 2009
                      • 204

                      #25
                      Re: Why did God create other planets?

                      Because the moon is described in genesis as a light, not a reflective surface for the sun. For some folks, where reality contradicts the bible, reality must be wrong.

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                      • Ezekiel Bathfire
                        Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                        Christ's Rottweiler
                         
                        • Jan 2008
                        • 22902

                        #26
                        Re: Why did God create other planets?

                        Originally posted by Random Man View Post
                        Who said that this was "God's favorite forum"? I don't think that God put that into the Bible.
                        Landover Church is the ONLY Church, that accepts and follows the entire Word of God. This is what He wanted. What else would you call the revelation of True Christianity?

                        We know also that we are blessed daily with riches and joys from The Lord.

                        Originally posted by Greyh0und View Post
                        VERY TRUE!

                        Besides, the bible is talking about 'lights'. It was never talking about planets, because people didn't know that there were any other planets...

                        Also; Why are (some) christians getting mad when a scientist says that the moon is reflecting the sun's rays?
                        This is because of

                        Ge:1:16: And God made two great lights; the greater light to rule the day, and the lesser light to rule the night: he made the stars also.

                        Atheists and agno-stix
                        , moan that the Moon is not a light in itself but merely reflects the sun.
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                        “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                        Author of such illuminating essays as,
                        Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                        • Greyhund
                          Unsaved trash
                          • Jul 2009
                          • 13

                          #27
                          Re: Why did God create other planets?

                          Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post

                          Atheists and agno-stix
                          , moan that the Moon is not a light in itself but merely reflects the sun.
                          And you disagree? If so, what makes the moon 'shine'?

                          Landover Church is the ONLY Church, that accepts and follows the entire Word of God.
                          And you know that how?
                          True Questioner™ for I question things. (which is not satanic, is it?)
                          Matthew 7:1 "Judge not, that ye be not judged. 2 For with what judgment ye judge, ye shall be judged: and with what measure ye mete, it shall be measured to you again."

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                          • Ezekiel Bathfire
                            Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                            Christ's Rottweiler
                             
                            • Jan 2008
                            • 22902

                            #28
                            Re: Why did God create other planets?

                            Originally posted by Greyh0und View Post
                            And you disagree? If so, what makes the moon 'shine'?
                            I don't know and I don't care. God said it is a light.

                            And you know that how?
                            almost 400 years of Landover history and we've never found a church that is anywhere near to teaching the complete Word of God, as Landover does. All the others are just social gathering places where they create gods from selected verses of the Bible to suit the ignorant and gullible.
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                            “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                            Author of such illuminating essays as,
                            Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                            • Rev. Jim Osborne
                              True Christian™ Televangelist
                              Director of Fundraising and Tithing
                              On the Look Out for Wife #6!
                              True Christian™
                              • Jun 2009
                              • 8622

                              #29
                              Re: Why did God create other planets?

                              Originally posted by Greyh0und View Post
                              And you disagree? If so, what makes the moon 'shine'?
                              Ok, how can the moonshine be a reflection of the sun? When it's midnight and the moon is full and shining down on us, do you see a sun around? No. The sun is on the other side of the earth. How can the moon be illuminated by the sun when the earth is blocking it? Think about it.

                              The moon shines because it is so white. Everything around it is pure black of outer space so it really stands out and that is what causes the glow.

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                              • JRFinn
                                Doubting Thomas
                                • Jun 2009
                                • 204

                                #30
                                Re: Why did God create other planets?

                                Good gods. There is no colour without light. What do you think is happening during the moon's phases? Or a new moon? Or a lunar eclipse?

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