Baptist Christians Admit They are Gullible, Stupid People!

[Professor Tyeisha X]

Well, this just made my day. While researching the internet for my forthcoming book on the evils of Christianity, specifically the independent Baptist movement, I found this article. What is so hilarious is that it is from a Baptist website, written by Baptists, for Baptists, that admits they are all gullible, naive people who believe in superstition and rumors!

Now, as an avowed atheist, I've been trying to tell this to you Baptwits for years. At least these Baptists in Texas have the intellectual integrity to admit they are wrong. Now, it's Landover's turn. Are you willing to admit your beliefs are nothing more than a fable? <---racist smiley, should be brown-skinned

Click the link below to read this article....
Baptists Admit They Are Gullible
from BaptistStandard.com

Here are some quotes from the article.

Even though the famous atheist’s body was discovered in 1998 and positively identified in Texas—and even though she apparently has been dead since she disappeared in 1995—patently false rumors about her alleged anti-Christian campaigns continue to spread. Credulous Christians who once forwarded these kinds of rumors in mimeographed chain letters or spread them on talk radio now can broadcast them around the world with the mere click of a mouse.

Credulous Christians? Isn't that a bit redundant?

And, frighteningly, Christians seem at the very least to be as susceptible as the population at large to spread false stories.

So, why are Christians so willing to believe unsubstantiated rumors?

Like the rumors of a guy coming back from the dead, talking donkeys, and seven day creations? <---racist smiley, should be brown-skinned

Oh you crazy Baptists never fail to amuse me!

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Baptist Christians Admit They are Gullible, Stupid People!

Well, this just made my day. While researching the internet for my forthcoming book on the evils of Christianity, specifically the independent Baptist movement, I found this article. What is so hilarious is that it is from a Baptist website, written by Baptists, for Baptists, that admits they are all gullible, naive people who believe in superstition and rumors!

Oh Dear, I do not think you have thought this through in a True Christian™ way...

And, frighteningly, Christians seem at the very least to be as susceptible as the population at large to spread false stories.

May I say that you are in a disadvantaged position. Being as there cannot be many more than 7 or 8 feminazi, lezbean, nigresses around, you view is skewed. May I suggest that your idea of “the population at large” is several million clones of yourself?

We at Landover, (I like to think of us as standard bearers for The Moral Majority) believe the very best of people and are forgiving and loving towards our neighbors. Trust, something you would not understand, is something we have in abundance.

Thus it is that stories, that are all too believable and threaten the steady march to a Theocracy, are a natural cause of concern. If they have their basis in concern for a better America, does it really matter if they are true?

As for “coming back from the dead, talking donkeys, and seven day creation”, was it not Jesus who said, “There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy.”?

You may wish to take that on board young lady.

[Professor Tyeisha X]

Re: Baptist Christians Admit They are Gullible, Stupid People!

Oh Dear, I do not think you have thought this through in a True Christian™ way...

Which is just an euphemism for brain-damaged morally-corrupt way, you mean.

May I say that you are in a disadvantaged position. Being as there cannot be many more than 7 or 8 feminazi, lezbean, nigresses around, you view is skewed.

May I suggest that your idea of “the population at large” is several million clones of yourself?

Oh, what little you know! Have you ever been to Berkeley or the surrounding Bay Area? When we hold rallies, there are thousands of angry, vociferous, rambunctious, unshaven African-American lesbians just like me. We are not alone.

And I'll tell you what: Our numbers are growing. Even though we on the Extreme Left like to chide you for being paranoid about so-called "homosexual recruitment", it is indeed a reality. But the proper term isn't recruitment, we prefer the term "heterosexual disillusionment". Dr. Barbara Schwartz-Goldstein and her wife Dr. Judith Goldstein-Schwartz have proven beyond a doubt that all women are naturally lesbians. What it takes is for revolutionary liberators like myself to break down a woman's brainwashing at the hands of the hegemonic patriarchal establishment and restore her womanhood.

We at Landover, (I like to think of us as standard bearers for The Moral Majority) believe the very best of people and are forgiving and loving towards our neighbors. Trust, something you would not understand, is something we have in abundance.

Standard bearers?!?!?! (racist smiley, should be brown-skinned) Oh that is rich! Even the doofus conservatives in your country look upon you Landovers as some kind of incestual, retarded lovechild from the John Birch Society, the Ku Klux Klan, and Southern Baptists.

When I was a little girl, I grew up in Mississippi, and had the Baptist "faith" beaten into me by my cruel and domineering father. You have no idea how much your religion warped my mind and destroyed me -- I actually dated boys in high school! It wasn't until college that I discovered atheism and a whole new political world that I was finally liberated.

No, I know Baptists, and even you are too extreme for most people.

Thus it is that stories, that are all too believable and threaten the steady march to a Theocracy, are a natural cause of concern. If they have their basis in concern for a better America, does it really matter if they are true?

As for “coming back from the dead, talking donkeys, and seven day creation”, was it not Jesus who said, “There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy.”?

You may wish to take that on board young lady.

Now this is rich! You, a True Christian™ pastor of the Landover Baptist Church, the supposed forefront of experts in the Bible, actually attributed a Shakespeare quote to Jesus! (racist smiley, should be brown-skinned)

[Rev Moonfloss]

Re: Baptist Christians Admit They are Gullible, Stupid People!

talking donkeys

Heck darlin, Iz be seein a talkin ass right now. Dis is why da wuman need be in da home. Yous all just aint gotts da thinkin right on God's word. Y'all trying ta be like a man by lickin pink tacos n such, but yous still aint a man an a wumen aint gotts no place fo teachin to a man.

Yous just needin some big black snake upin yo vajay-jay ta makes yo feel likes a wumen again.

[SUV]

Re: Baptist Christians Admit They are Gullible, Stupid People!

Lordy, Lordy. Landover's own "Buffalo Soldier" returns again

[Chin Han Lo]

Re: Baptist Christians Admit They are Gullible, Stupid People!

HA HA you funny lady X. Everyone know that Baptist are good people. They come to my villiage, give us clean water and new church. Berry smart people, they know God.

[Wash O'Hanley]

Re: Baptist Christians Admit They are Gullible, Stupid People!

Unfortunately it is true to some extent that Christians are gullible and susceptible to believing unsubstantiated rumors and claims. I have personally experienced this first hand a number of times and also heard about other Christians having this some problem as well. I can think of several examples of times when I have been tricked into believing something that isn't true.

There was the time I was scammed over the internet out of $10,000 dollars by a group of Arab vagabonds who claimed they were princes from a far off land that needed me to move some money to the US for them or something.

There was also the time a couple of transient Arab shepherds posing as ticket scalpers sold me tickets to the 7th game of the World Series, only for me to find out when I got to the ticket checker at the park that the tickets were forgeries.

Then there was also the time a group of Nomadic ancient Middle Eastern goat-herders posing as cheerleaders from the local high school fooled me into leaving them with the keys to my car for a "Fund-Raising Car Wash." While I was in the gas station convenience store buying some snacks they took of with my car!


You would have fallen for it too.

Have any of you also been repeatedly fooled into believing ridiculous and clearly false things by Arab sheepherders? If so let me know.

It seems that, for whatever reason, Christians are just easily fooled and susceptible to the unsubstantiated rumors and far-out claims made by migrant tent-dwelling Arab livestock caretakers. Oh well, I guess you can't win them all. Perhaps a smart young graduate student of creation science at Landover U. would like to put my theories to test one day. Although last I heard the creation science department at Landover U. had fallen on hard times after they accidentally traded all of their science equipment to a clan of itinerant Arabian domesticated beast of burden tenders in exchange for a bag of goat's milk. I hate Arab nomads and their crafty ways so much!

[SUV]

Re: Baptist Christians Admit They are Gullible, Stupid People!

Have any of you also been repeatedly fooled into believing ridiculous and clearly false things by Arab sheepherders? If so let me know.

Also, messicant gardeners and bowling-alley habitues who blasphemously style themselves as "Jesus"

Although He looked as absolutely Delicious in his lavender bowling ensemble with His Name stitched-in at the top as He does in His
sky-blue Robe, still, I don't think it completely CHRISTIAN