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Old 12-29-2009, 02:45 AM
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you realize that the homosexual one is from the brick testament, right?
You guys can to hell. Thinking legos are a sinners toy, guess what? YOUR THE SINNER YOU SICK TWISTED BASTARDS!
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Old 12-29-2009, 02:53 AM
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you realize that the homosexual one is from the brick testament, right?
You guys can to hell. Thinking legos are a sinners toy, guess what? YOUR THE SINNER YOU SICK TWISTED BASTARDS!
Do you have any Bible passages to back that statement up?
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Old 12-29-2009, 12:27 PM
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DUDE WHAT half of this ive never EVER seen,and Ive been playing with lego for 7 years! first img,half of the stuff there is genuine! secound one,how is this bad?i mean really? come on! third:not a product,not a problem fourth,genuine HOW THE piffle IS THAT BAD fifth:genuine YET AGIAN
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Old 12-29-2009, 04:08 PM
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DUDE WHAT half of this ive never EVER seen,and Ive been playing with lego for 7 years! first img,half of the stuff there is genuine! secound one,how is this bad?i mean really? come on! third:not a product,not a problem fourth,genuine HOW THE piffle IS THAT BAD fifth:genuine YET AGIAN
Woaaaa back there boy. Slow down. Take a deep breath. It's all going to be OK. Your spelling, punctuation, and grammer just went out the window. That makes it difficult for us to communicate with you.

The product was designed to teach children to redundantly put pegs in holes. We all know how adult that is. The name was written as a code word for just how proud the Devil is of himself.

LEGO = Lucifer's EGO.

This is common knowledge. What makes you think these toys-from-hell are not dangerous to children?

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I find that hard to believe. How could you live in Europe and not speak French or English? Those languages are required to graduate high school!
By living in Denmark where the two most dominant languages are Danish and German.

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Surely God controls all and therefore God created Lego for a reason? Or are you all doubting God's intentions?
I'm not even a True Christian and I see massive flaws in your logic.

God Gave us free will then instructed us in how we should act. Nowhere in any bible I've read or heard about have I ever heard it said that God controls the actions of mankind.

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Not content to poison our children's minds, Lego now wants to poison their bodies as well

LOL while I don't think they are intentionally trying to kill the children, that has got to be one of the worst marketing ideas ever.
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Homersexual Lego! WARNING! KIDS LOOK AWAY NOW !!!!!!







i think you should re-think your sexuality. i never even considered doing that with legos. faggot
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God Gave us free will then instructed us in how we should act. Nowhere in any bible I've read or heard about have I ever heard it said that God controls the actions of mankind.
God controls everything! You clearly didn't read the Holy Bible: Psalm 103:19 "The LORD hath prepared his throne in the heavens; and his kingdom ruleth over all."

Don't be a fool. Start reading the Holy Bible before it is too late .
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Don't you see that puppets whatever their origin are from hell? they all have legs to spread and monstorous lips. All those sluts are made by the satan.
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I'm still a little confused about this subject. Recently, I found these Godly displays of the Ark of Noah and the Return of Jesus:
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