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Old 02-09-2010, 10:09 PM
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Hi Ron, welcome.

Sorry to hear about the daughter.
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As a dog returneth to his vomit, so a fool returneth to his folly.

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Old 02-10-2010, 09:56 AM
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Dear people,

with the help of the Lord I had a talk with my daughter yesterday. When I told her, that she will burn, when she doesn't tell me the turth, she began to cry and told me everything. She summons daemons every night and is brewing potions really often.
So, she told me the truth. But I think she still will burn soon.
She is a real witch!

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Old 02-10-2010, 10:25 AM
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Talking with your daughter seems like a waste of time to me. Why not destroy her evil stuff and give her a good beating?

None of my daughters ever gave me much trouble and we all love each other almost as much as we love Jesus.

Proverbs 23:13-14 "Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die. Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell."
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