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    Black African Girl Here

    SO i am fairly new here. I joined a while ago when we had an argument about Micheal Jackson! but i have been convinced by reading all your posts here.

    So since i am a child of the Servant race (blacks) am i allowed here? what cann i do to become a full member of the forum? i cant bleach my skin......


    Thank you for making landover. Do you want me to kill my fellow blacks? And catholics too?


    I love landover
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  • #2
    Re: Black African Girl Here

    I forgot to add, i am an anglican, though i now go to House on the Rock church in nigeria occasionally.

    Are anglicans hell bound too? should i kill my family members if they refuse to lave the anglican church

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    • #3
      Re: Black African Girl Here

      You need to apply for Brother Remy's Ex-Negro program. I am a tad upset you came in through the front door though.

      And yes, unless you are a Baptist and a True Christian(tm), you are damned to Hell. Repent get right with God.
      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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      • #4
        Re: Black African Girl Here

        Originally posted by Jumoke View Post
        [...]So since i am a child of the Servant race (blacks) am i allowed here?
        God welcomes the Godly and smites the Ungodly
        what cann i do to become a full member of the forum?
        Listen, learn, pray and inwardly digest the Word of The Lord.
        I cant bleach my skin......
        The Lord is aware of this: Jer:13:23: Can the Ethiopian change his skin, or the leopard his spots? then may ye also do good, that are accustomed to do evil.
        Thank you for making landover. Do you want me to kill my fellow blacks? And catholics too?
        Dear, dear, you are a violent Darkie, have you never read the 10 Commandments? Killing, etc., is the province of God. It is what He does.
        I love landover
        And so do we, but not above the Service of The Lord.
        Originally posted by Jumoke View Post
        I forgot to add, i am an anglican,
        ..or as we say, "Fluffy-bunny, cafeteria Christian
        though i now go to House on the Rock church in nigeria occasionally.
        It must be very difficult to get home in time for dinner.
        Are anglicans hell bound too?
        Of course they are, my dear, of course they are. Homosexyurls, women vicars, opposition to Godly wars, need I go on.
        should i kill my family members if they refuse to lave the anglican church
        You seem obsessed with killing people. Unless God tells you to do this, you must resist your primitive urges.
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        “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

        Author of such illuminating essays as,
        Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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        • #5
          Re: Black African Girl Here

          I have to commend you for coming with us with all these questions.

          You might think to yourself "but I can't change! I was created this way!" -- lots of people think that way about their lifestyle choices. But you CAN make choices in life and you CAN change.

          Mr. Hutchins is 100% right (as usual): there's an ex-Negro program just for people like you.
          I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

          Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
          Matthew 7:22           Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
          Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

          Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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          • #6
            Re: Black African Girl Here

            Please i need directions. how do i get the ex negro program? i need to get rid of this negro spirit at once!

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            • #7
              Re: Black African Girl Here

              Please how do i get into the ex-negro program? pleaseeeee

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              • #8
                Re: Black African Girl Here

                Lawd, don't we got enough coloreds round here already? It be hard enough gittin and keepin a job wifout new negro blood showin up tryin to charm da pants off of all da menfolk
                Everybodys Blested Ole Mammy

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                • #9
                  Re: Black African Girl Here

                  Hi Jumoke,

                  For more information on how to become an ex-spear chucker, please read this thread.

                  Brother Remi became an honorary white person. I'm sure you can do the same.

                  Jesus awaits you friend (although His communication line with Oyo is a tad disturbed these days...)
                  Psalm 81:10:
                  I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                  open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                  • #10
                    Re: Black African Girl Here

                    Originally posted by Vavoline Johnson View Post
                    Lawd, don't we got enough coloreds round here already? It be hard enough gittin and keepin a job wifout new negro blood showin up tryin to charm da pants off of all da menfolk
                    Now now Miss. Vav. Don't be jealous here. You know very well that I - and that goes for most Pastors - will never be impressed by "da ladees".

                    Just doing our work for Christ.
                    Psalm 81:10:
                    I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                    open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                    • #11
                      Re: Black African Girl Here

                      Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
                      Now now Miss. Vav. Don't be jealous here. You know very well that I - and that goes for most Pastors - will never be impressed by "da ladees".

                      Just doing our work for Christ.
                      Well, Mr Wide, you is right on da mark... dis here colored gal must be too ugly to post her picture fo us to judge
                      Everybodys Blested Ole Mammy

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                      • #12
                        Re: Black African Girl Here

                        Originally posted by Vavoline Johnson View Post
                        Well, Mr Wide, you is right on da mark... dis here colored gal must be too ugly to post her picture fo us to judge
                        I believe that! Please, don't encourage her to pollute this site with her nasty lookin self!!

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                        • #13
                          Re: Black African Girl Here

                          Originally posted by Jumoke View Post
                          SO i am fairly new here.


                          Do you want me to kill my fellow blacks?
                          YES!!
                          Days never finished. Massa got me working.
                          Someday Massa set me free....

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                          • #14
                            Re: Black African Girl Here

                            Originally posted by J. Mengele View Post
                            YES!!
                            Your racism is not appreciated here. And incitement to homicide is not tolerated!

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                            • #15
                              Re: Black African Girl Here

                              I am this far || from activating the INSTABAN

                              Managing Racism - INSTABAN Feature
                              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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