[Brother Temperance]

Re: Is Your Child A Goth?

Big Bang? There was no "Bing bang"... What are you talking about?

No-one has ever claimed there was a "bing bang", other than you. I don't know if you wish to fornicate with Bing Crosby's corpse or if you're involved in some kind of Al-Quaeda plot to blow it up, but either way it is completely irrelevant to the subject at hand! Perhaps you should head over to this site, it seems more suited to your intellectual level.

What if God created the Earth and through evolution it came to be how it is now? I mean. Can you really believe that a talking snake duped two people into eating an fruit? One has to be pretty idiotic to be fooled by a snake...

What evidence is there for your ludicrous hybrid theory? The Bible supports the idea that God created the Earth and everything in it; seculiar
"science" supports the myth of evilution. The two are irreconcilable, so what is there to support the idea that God created the Earth and then evilution happened?

[Daniel]

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The only thing I don't like about Catholicism is that some Catholics disapprove of contraception. Some people just don't want to birth children ('vermin' as my friend calls them)

Don't want to birth children!!! Don't want to birth children!!!! My God woman! What do you think you were put here for?! A woman is on this planet for three basic reasons.

1. To obey her husband or any other male figure in absolutely every way.

2. To tend the household while the husband is at work.

3. To push out little True Christian soldiers for Jesus!

If you can't fulfill those three basic responsibilities, you need to be stoned!

[Peter]

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1. To obey her husband or any other male figure in absolutely every way.
Also prostitution? You are disgusting.
2. To tend the household while the husband is at work.
Some women also work.
3. To push out little True Christian soldiers for Jesus!
Teach your children science instead of the bible.
If you can't fulfill those three basic responsibilities, you need stoned!

No, if you say they have to fulfill them, then you must be stoned.

[Daniel]

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Originally Posted by Daniel

1. To obey her husband or any other male figure in absolutely every way.
Also prostitution? You are disgusting.
No, not prostitution. It is proven that men are smarter than women, thus they should listen to men. Read your Bible instead of "Male Slumber Party Magazine" you little Homer and maybe you'd know these things!
2. To tend the household while the husband is at work.
Some women also work.
I already outlined the basic responsibilities of the woman. Anything outside of those should be performed by a man. The "working woman" is the product of lieberal media from the 1960's and the hippy (national traitor) era.
3. To push out little True Christian soldiers for Jesus!
Teach your children science instead of the bible.
Suckular science will get you no where. True Christians already know about the nature of the universe as outlined by the Bible. Anything contrary to this is a lie!
If you can't fulfill those three basic responsibilities, you need stoned!

No, if you say they have to fulfill them, then you must be stoned.

I suggest you get yourself a copy of the Holy (KJV1611) Bible and read it cover to cover before you come here and criticize us in our own forums! However, I will gladly accept PM's relating to your posts. There are women and children on this forum. Those weak minds need not see what Satanic garbage you may otherwise post.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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No, if you say they have to fulfill them, then you must be stoned.

Friend, why do you come into God's favorite forum and spit in the face of Jesus? He gave His life temporarily for your vile sins, and this is the thanks you give?

Do you hate us because we follow God's Holy Word? Does it make you feel important to mock God?

John 8:43 Why do ye not understand my speech? even because ye cannot hear my word.8:44 Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it. 8:45 And because I tell you the truth, ye believe me not.

[Daniel]

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Friend, why do you come into God's favorite forum and spit in the face of Jesus? He gave His life temporarily for your vile sins, and this is the thanks you give?

Do you hate us because we follow God's Holy Word? Does it make you feel important to mock God?

John 8:43 Why do ye not understand my speech? even because ye cannot hear my word.8:44 Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it. 8:45 And because I tell you the truth, ye believe me not.

Honestly Pastor Ezekiel, I believe it is often an impulse that sinners are unable to control when they come into contact with Godly people. They start to come to Jesus® and then they get that compulsive urge to sin. Well, it's back to square one. Satan has a grip on Peter in the unmentionable places. This one's going to be a tough case.

[Peter]

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Honestly Pastor Ezekiel, I believe it is often an impulse that sinners are unable to control when they come into contact with Godly people. They start to come to Jesus® and then they get that compulsive urge to sin. Well, it's back to square one. Satan has a grip on Peter in the unmentionable places. This one's going to be a tough case.

Satan doesn't exist, people say to their children that if they are bad they will go to hell to keep the children quiet.

[Alexia]

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Satan doesn't exist, people say to their children that if they are bad they will go to hell to keep the children quiet.

All evil would then be man-made. So then we would have to blame ourselves for pollutions, for massacres and wars uzw. If we did that, then we would have to face the other concept: there is no God. If we did that would we move a step forward? Or would anarchy happen?

In mine opinion, I don't like the thought of there not being a ultimate good force above us, and because of that, there has to be an ultimate evil to balance out the world. After all it is only through evils that we can truely see good.

Satan only really became into existence ( or the name did anyway) from Judaism and Christianity. However other preChristian religions did have an ultimate evil Hades for the greeks uzw. The first REAL Satan figure was Set the egyptian God. However he only became the dark God in the Egyptian religion because they were invaded and the invaders used Set as their God. Since then he was linked with the egyptains xenophobia and quickly became hated.

So in some form an evil God has exist. Could this mean there is an actual Satan? Or is it man-made.. I leave it in your minds to work out.

[Bobby-Joe]

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Satan doesn't exist, people say to their children that if they are bad they will go to hell to keep the children quiet.

If Satan doesn't exist then why does God talk about Satan in The Bible? Explain that friend.

[OnYourKnees]

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Satan doesn't exist, people say to their children that if they are bad they will go to hell to keep the children quiet.

You appear to be confusing Satan with Santa.

People lie to their children and tell them that an all-knowing (he sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake) obese voyeuristic pervert is watching their every move from his throne at the North Pole. Even when they're in the potty! This obsessive weirdo records every single thing they do, and then decides whether they deserve rewards for their deeds.

Each year, this creature flies around the entire world in one night, giving presents to the "good" children and chickenpox or lumps of coal or heart valve defects to the "bad".

We True Christians recognize that "Santa" is just another name for "Satan", and his only purpose is to distract children from the proper focus of Christmas . . . that is, celebrating the birth of Jesus the Christ, in whom the omniscient and omnipotent God incarnated Himself, so that He might sacrifice Himself to Himself, thereby releasing humans from the endless cycle of atonement which He had created, because He realized that the humans He created were unable to obey the laws He had also created for them (whereby He also created sin, for without law, there is no sin), and it was far easier to sacrifice Himself to Himself than to improve the people or change the law.

This way, humans can still quite easily find their way into Hell, but they have the option of giving their lives to God through Jesus. GLORY!

[Alexia]

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You appear to be confusing Satan with Santa.

People lie to their children and tell them that an all-knowing (he sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake) obese voyeuristic pervert is watching their every move from his throne at the North Pole. Even when they're in the potty! This obsessive weirdo records every single thing they do, and then decides whether they deserve rewards for their deeds.

Each year, this creature flies around the entire world in one night, giving presents to the "good" children and chickenpox or lumps of coal or heart valve defects to the "bad".

We True Christians recognize that "Santa" is just another name for "Satan", and his only purpose is to distract children from the proper focus of Christmas . . . that is, celebrating the birth of Jesus the Christ, in whom the omniscient and omnipotent God incarnated Himself, so that He might sacrifice Himself to Himself, thereby releasing humans from the endless cycle of atonement which He had created, because He realized that the humans He created were unable to obey the laws He had also created for them (whereby He also created sin, for without law, there is no sin), and it was far easier to sacrifice Himself to Himself than to improve the people or change the law.

This way, humans can still quite easily find their way into Hell, but they have the option of giving their lives to God through Jesus. GLORY!

What SANTA doesn't exist? What about the tooth fairy? The easter bunnie? NO My whole life has been crushed.

[Alexia]

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What SATAN doesn't exist? What about the tooth fairy? The easter bunnie? NO My whole life has been crushed.

Done it again. Exucse the typing that should be SANTA.. sorry again.

[Bobby-Joe]

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What SANTA doesn't exist? What about the tooth fairy? The easter bunnie? NO My whole life has been crushed.

No they don't exist! They are all false pagan gods set up Satan to mock Jesus.

So of the four pagan gods; Santa, Easter Bunny, Tooth Fairy and Hilary Clinton, which one do you worship witch?

[OnYourKnees]

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Done it again. Exucse the typing that should be SANTA.. sorry again.

No, Santa is a bizarre fairy tale, like the Easter Bunny, invented by Satan and given to parents as a means to control their unruly brats' behavior.

Social control, if you will. It's the purpose behind these imaginary beings which reward and punish . . . that, and to distract attention and the proper glory from Jesus.

Give God the GLORY! or you will be punished with eternal Hellfire.

[Alexia]

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I think I'm gonna cry.. but who been stealing my teeth??