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  • #1711
    Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

    Originally posted by The American Dane View Post
    IKEA is Swedish... Just saying
    Your not even danish. Danish are pastry deserts

    Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
    Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
    Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
    Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
    Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
    Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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    • #1712
      Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

      Originally posted by Mrs. Rogers View Post
      Oh for goodness sake -- why so nitpicky? All you Swedmarkish Dutches speak the same language and look alike anyway; so it follows that you all use the same sort of furniture.
      America is close to Russia too, does that mean that you look like russians?
      Luk dog røven din klamme so, jeg skriver kraftedeme hvad jeg vil her!

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      • #1713
        Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

        Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
        Your not even danish. Danish are pastry deserts
        So you're saying that the Danish people, all 6 million of us, are pastries...?
        Luk dog røven din klamme so, jeg skriver kraftedeme hvad jeg vil her!

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        • #1714
          Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

          Originally posted by The American Dane View Post
          ...Russia...
          So you're a commie, huh? Why do you hate Jesus so much?
          PROOF: America in the Bible!
          8 REASONS WHY GOD HATES THE FAROE ISLANDS!



           The wicked shall be turned into hell, and all the nations that forget God.
          (Psalm 9:17)

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          • #1715
            Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

            dude most americans coms from russia denmark norway sweeden netherlands, think about it, and if god hate black ppl that much why does he alow a black mand to lead the USA..... jesus looked like a jew because he was one..... muslims and jews don't think of jesus like the holy fuckers son more like he's profet... we are all sons and daughters of god that is what jesus meant

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            • #1716
              Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

              Originally posted by odin=satan4evar View Post
              dude most americans coms from russia denmark norway sweeden netherlands, think about it, and if god hate black ppl that much why does he alow a black mand to lead the USA..... jesus looked like a jew because he was one..... muslims and jews don't think of jesus like the holy piffleers son more like he's profet... we are all sons and daughters of god that is what jesus meant
              We do not like racist remarks or racists on our godly forum!

              there is a policy in place concerning racism-

              Managing Racism - INSTABAN Feature
              sigpic 1 Chronicles 16:15
              Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
              Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
              Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

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              • #1717
                Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                Originally posted by Benedict A. Davis View Post
                We do not like racist remarks or racists on our godly forum!

                there is a policy in place concerning racism-

                Managing Racism - INSTABAN Feature

                dude why are you talking about racism.. i'm just telling you about your origins... i'm not racist actually i think you guys are. all white americans is from euroupe

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                • #1718
                  Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                  Originally posted by The American Dane View Post
                  So you're saying that the Danish people, all 6 million of us, are pastries...?
                  You are Swedish people who worship danish pastries.
                  Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                  Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                  Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                  Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                  Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                  Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                  • #1719
                    Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                    Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
                    You are Swedish people who worship danish pastries.
                    Umm.. No?
                    Why do you think that a pastry was invented before Denmark?
                    Denmark is the oldest kingdom in the world.
                    Know your facts before you babble on about stuff okay?
                    Luk dog røven din klamme so, jeg skriver kraftedeme hvad jeg vil her!

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                    • #1720
                      Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                      Originally posted by The American Dane View Post
                      Umm.. No?
                      Why do you think that a pastry was invented before Denmark?
                      Denmark is the oldest kingdom in the world.
                      Know your facts before you babble on about stuff okay?
                      Listen up king-lover: God has anointed AMERICA above all nations. Don't come in here spewing hatred just because you're jealous!
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • #1721
                        Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                        Originally posted by Brother Alex View Post
                        So you're a commie, huh? Why do you hate Jesus so much?
                        How am I being a communist? (If that's what you mean by commie)
                        Luk dog røven din klamme so, jeg skriver kraftedeme hvad jeg vil her!

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                        • #1722
                          Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                          Originally posted by The American Dane View Post
                          Umm.. No?
                          Why do you think that a pastry was invented before Denmark?
                          Denmark is the oldest kingdom in the world.
                          Know your facts before you babble on about stuff okay?
                          Listen up buddy. Denmark is a town located in Australia. It is in Western Australia south of Perth.
                          Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                          Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                          Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                          Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                          Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                          Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                          • #1723
                            Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                            Originally Posted by The American Dane How am I being a communist? (If that's what you mean by commie)
                            As you well know all Danes are commies as are the Dutch and the Russians

                            You are really not all that clever are you

                            Please consider:
                            Romans 10:3


                            For they being ignorant of God's righteousness, and going about to establish their own righteousness, have not submitted themselves unto the righteousness of God.


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                            2 Samuel 22:31

                            As for God, His way is perfect;
                            The word of the LORD is proven;
                            He is a shield to all who trust in Him.

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                            • #1724
                              Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                              Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
                              Listen up buddy. Denmark is a town located in Australia. It is in Western Australia south of Perth.
                              It's a country located in Europe, bordering Sweden and Germany
                              Dont try to teach me lessons about my own country please, thanks
                              Luk dog røven din klamme so, jeg skriver kraftedeme hvad jeg vil her!

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                              • #1725
                                Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                                Originally posted by The American Dane View Post
                                It's a country located in Europe, bordering Sweden and Germany
                                Dont try to teach me lessons about my own country please, thanks
                                You live in a breakaway from Sweden to worship pastries and called yourselves Denmark. The "Country" you call Denmark stole it's name from the town of Denmark.

                                Here is a link to the original Denmark.
                                http://www.denmark.com.au/
                                Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                                Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                                Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                                Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                                Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                                Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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