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  • Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

    Originally posted by Dionysos View Post
    I live in Denmark and thanks to this site, I have not been raping for almost two hours. I really feel that all this is behind me now. God bless
    Two whole hours, eh. Well, I suppose that is progress.
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    James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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    • Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

      Originally posted by Dionysos View Post
      I live in Denmark and thanks to this site, I have not been raping for almost two hours. I really feel that all this is behind me now. God bless
      Good. Why don't you tell us a bit about yourself in the Introduction Forum before you go out raping again?
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      • Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

        Did self_aware_sinner leave? Is he banned? I have been locked in my basement for a few hours, that homer was stalking me.

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        • Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

          Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
          Did self_aware_sinner leave? Is he banned? I have been locked in my basement for a few hours, that homer was stalking me.
          I have a feeling he's waiting until dark.

          How's your German? I'll drop off the two dogs today (I'm running out of adult dogs) and a list of German commands. Phebe said something about wanting hers trained in Greek or something, I'll have to talk to her about it and work with her regarding that.

          But if somehow he gets past your security system, there's no way he gets past them.
          Drama queen

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          • Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

            Originally posted by self_aware_sinner View Post
            I find it unnatural that a Christian does not believe in Creationism or at least see it as a good thing. Doesn't that make you Satanist?

            God bless you
            Are you attempting to light us up or are you just a plain ignorant

            Creationism is term that is actually derogatory toward True Christians™ and is one of the terms frequently used by the secular scientific community and liberal atheists in the context of mocking God and the KJV1611

            Even you would know that nothing positive ends with the suffix of ISM, and it generally has a negative connotation.

            For example....

            Autism
            Dwarfism
            Communism
            Plagiarism
            Maoism
            Vandalism

            In the context of the blasphemous movie Star Wars the term Creationism / mocking is a most appropriate in its use as this movie clearly mocks Christ

            Why are you trying to change the subject matter here ?
            2 Samuel 22:31

            As for God, His way is perfect;
            The word of the LORD is proven;
            He is a shield to all who trust in Him.

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            • Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

              Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
              I have a feeling he's waiting until dark.

              How's your German? I'll drop off the two dogs today (I'm running out of adult dogs) and a list of German commands. Phebe said something about wanting hers trained in Greek or something, I'll have to talk to her about it and work with her regarding that.

              But if somehow he gets past your security system, there's no way he gets past them.
              If he waits until after dark Phebe will be home, he had better hope the dogs get him first! I am brushing up on German and Greek. I hope the homer freak brushes up on mad Australian.

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              • Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                I was recently in this country. All i can say is that it is an ugly land and i was glad to come back to the homeland!

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                • Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                  Originally posted by Hillary Clinton View Post
                  I was recently in this country. All i can say is that it is an ugly land and i was glad to come back to the homeland!
                  I have to tell ya Hillary, I figured you would be a very busy woman. After all you are the Secretary of State, Bill is constantly running with whores and your daughter is marring a Joo. How did you find the time to visit us?

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                  • Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                    Denmark need some new politicians

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                    • Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                      Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
                      If he waits until after dark Phebe will be home, he had better hope the dogs get him first! I am brushing up on German and Greek. I hope the homer freak brushes up on mad Australian.
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                      • Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                        Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
                        Look ya pervert, I have tried to be nice. I am not a damn homersexural. I am married to a lovely lady. Oh and one more thing Jesus had a beard, and you just pissed him off!
                        Yeah but Jesus' beard wasn't gay like yours. Also you seem to be hiding a lot, are you afraid of all the homosexuals out there? Why don't you just say no, you're not interested? Isn't that how you would do it? Doesn't that make you more like a closet homosexual/unsaved trash? I wonder if the devil has snuck into your life. Since you can't stand up for yourself, aka you seem to have no balls, I figure you are in fact gay, or a closeted one, and the beard you've got, unlike Cranky Old Man, just doesn't help. It just says, I like to have oral and anal sex, and the two combined, with other men.

                        My opinion.

                        sas

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                        • Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                          Originally posted by self_aware_sinner View Post
                          Yeah but Jesus' beard wasn't gay like yours. Also you seem to be hiding a lot, are you afraid of all the homosexuals out there? Why don't you just say no, you're not interested? Isn't that how you would do it? Doesn't that make you more like a closet homosexual/unsaved trash? I wonder if the devil has snuck into your life. Since you can't stand up for yourself, aka you seem to have no balls, I figure you are in fact gay, or a closeted one, and the beard you've got, unlike Cranky Old Man, just doesn't help. It just says, I like to have oral and anal sex, and the two combined, with other men.

                          My opinion.

                          sas
                          I think Brother James beard makes him look very distinguished, and not metro homer at all.
                          Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                          Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                          Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                          Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                          Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                          Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                          • Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                            Originally posted by self_aware_sinner View Post
                            Yeah but Jesus' beard wasn't gay like yours. Also you seem to be hiding a lot, are you afraid of all the homosexuals out there? Why don't you just say no, you're not interested? Isn't that how you would do it? Doesn't that make you more like a closet homosexual/unsaved trash? I wonder if the devil has snuck into your life. Since you can't stand up for yourself, aka you seem to have no balls, I figure you are in fact gay, or a closeted one, and the beard you've got, unlike Cranky Old Man, just doesn't help. It just says, I like to have oral and anal sex, and the two combined, with other men.

                            My opinion.

                            sas

                            Me thinks you protest a little to much. The simple facts are this, you are unsaved trash. You are no more a christian than I am the President of the US. You have a UN natural desire to see homosexuality in other men, its my guess that you are indeed a closet homer.
                            As for as for my manly parts, do me a favor and stop thinking of them. You fixation with anal and oral sex with other men is quite disgusting.

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                            • Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                              Yep, right after dark, just as Liz predicted. Brother I suggest you keep your doors locked and that list of commands Liz gave you close at hand.


                              Originally posted by self_aware_sinner View Post
                              Yeah but Jesus' beard wasn't gay like yours. Also you seem to be hiding a lot, are you afraid of all the homosexuals out there? Why don't you just say no, you're not interested? Isn't that how you would do it? Doesn't that make you more like a closet homosexual/unsaved trash?
                              Why can't you take no for an answer? He has told you that he's not a homosexual, I put it in big red letters vouching for him. Typical aggressive homosexual, won't take no for an answer and is not going to be happy until he rapes poor Brother James in the ass.

                              I wonder if the devil has snuck into your life. Since you can't stand up for yourself, aka you seem to have no balls, I figure you are in fact gay, or a closeted one, and the beard you've got, unlike Cranky Old Man,
                              Brother Cranky's beard is not what I would call professional. Brother Dewitt has businesses to run, he has to look professional. Somehow you think that any man who bathes is homosexual.

                              I like to have oral and anal sex, and the two combined, with other men.
                              Well you've finally admitted it, now go ask Jesus for forgiveness for your sick and perverted ways and leave Brother Dewitt alone!
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                              Proverbs 13:24(KJV): "He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes."

                              Galatians 4:16 Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?

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                              • Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                                Wow, the old pick and choose tactic. You misquoted me. I didn't say I liked that, I said that Brother James beard signaled that HE liked those things. What is he, a male hair dresser, btw?

                                Anyway, it's actually not dark here, it's early morning, I'm rising with the sun, I'm sure you can appreciate that.

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