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  • barton
    True Christian™ Minister to the Godless Savages in Hawaii
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    True Christian™
    • Oct 2010
    • 498

    #61
    Re: "Men of Landover Baptist Church!"

    Originally posted by KeruxR View Post
    Unless you can leave off with the judging of my motives and calling into question my faith and belief in Yahweh, I'm going to use the Ignore function and put you in time out for your immaturity.
    The text you quote is from the Christogeneawebsite, written by Clifton A. Emahiser. The CNT you keep referring to is a special new translation called, of course, the Christogenea New Testament. Why do you hide this?

    Earlier, you wrote:
    Secondly, the author tells us that Jesus tells us to ""Beware of the scribes..." All the scribes except the Masotertic and Texus Receptus scribes? And the translators who translated the KJV? Why are these scribes and translators excluded?

    I say Jesus Christ would have us to be careful of all scribes and all translators - including the translators of the KJV.
    I am especially wary of Clifton and his ilk. Why should we exclude you?

    Of course, you have a new Bible to peddle... you're even worse than dealing with a hateful atheist or a jumbled-up agnostic. You have money to make and you need to clear a place for your product on the shelf.

    The irony is that the very first "evidence" you posted describes your precise situation... you hold the truth... you know it... yet you practice it not, in your unrighteousness.
    Romans 1:18 For the wrath of God is revealed from heaven against all ungodliness and unrighteousness of men, who hold the truth in unrighteousness;
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    • barton
      True Christian™ Minister to the Godless Savages in Hawaii
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      • Oct 2010
      • 498

      #62
      Re: "Men of Landover Baptist Church!"

      Clifton, why don't you tell us a little more about your Gnostic belief in the absurdity called Two Seedline doctrine? This is the one where Jews are the descendants of the offspring of the Serpent and Eve. You are a complete and utter whackjob!
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      Fall on us, and hide us from the face
      of him that sitteth on the throne,
      and from the wrath of the Lamb"

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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78552

        #63
        Re: "Men of Landover Baptist Church!"

        Originally posted by barton View Post
        Clifton, why don't you tell us a little more about your Gnostic belief in the absurdity called Two Seedline doctrine? This is the one where Jews are the descendants of the offspring of the Serpent and Eve. You are a complete and utter whackjob!
        Yes, by all means, share with us. You claimed to be a "messenger" earlier in this thread. We're all ears, pal.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • Wide-Open
          Director of European Evangelical Outreach
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          • Nov 2007
          • 18449

          #64
          Re: "Men of Landover Baptist Church!"

          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
          Yes, by all means, share with us. You claimed to be a "messenger" earlier in this thread. We're all ears, pal.
          Pastor, these days it's hard to distinguish between messengers and pizza delivery boys. Or so they'd like to think.
          Psalm 81:10:
          I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
          open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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          • Ezekiel Bathfire
            Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
            Christ's Rottweiler
             
            • Jan 2008
            • 22839

            #65
            Re: "Men of Landover Baptist Church!"

            Originally posted by KeruxR View Post
            Romans 4:1: /Romans 8:15:/Romans 13:10: /Romans 14:6: / Romans 14:14: /Romans 15:9 to 11: /Romans 15:16:
            I read through that with increasing irritation. You spent a lot of time translating Greek but failed miserably to take the 21st century translations of the plain 17th century English, which would have cleared up much of your so called errors or translation. In other parts parts you failed to see that the overall message of God is not hidden by mistranslation but is refined by the passages you quote.

            Another failing of yours is an irrational belief that antiquity = authenticity. Simply put you know it does not but you hoped to fool the people into believing your garbage by sowing confusion.

            God revealed His Word through King James and corrected all previous errors and that is the end of the matter.
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            • Rev. M. Rodimer
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              • May 2008
              • 13996

              #66
              Re: "Men of Landover Baptist Church!"

              His sudden silence is . . . not surprising.

              When someone appears insisting the New Testament was written in Aramaic, we all know what the chip on his shoulder is made of.
              Bible boring? Nonsense!
              Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
              You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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              • Samuel Coleridge
                Unsaved trash
                • Nov 2009
                • 615

                #67
                Re: "Men of Landover Baptist Church!"

                Originally posted by barton View Post
                Of course, you have a new Bible to peddle... you're even worse than dealing with a hateful atheist or a jumbled-up agnostic. You have money to make and you need to clear a place for your product on the shelf.
                Oh dear! Money changers in the temple.

                WWJD? I do believe He would have this fellow scourged.

                John 2:13-16 And the Jews' passover was at hand, and Jesus went up to Jerusalem.
                And found in the temple those that sold oxen and sheep and doves, and the changers of money sitting:
                And when he had made a scourge of small cords, he drove them all out of the temple, and the sheep, and the oxen; and poured out the changers' money, and overthrew the tables;
                And said unto them that sold doves, Take these things hence; make not my Father's house an house of merchandise.

                Salvation for $26.99
                Proverbs 25:21-22 If thine enemy be hungry, give him bread to eat; and if he be thirsty, give him water to drink:
                For thou shalt heap coals of fire upon his head, and the LORD shall reward thee.

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                • PetitionLady
                  Hates Obama. Really Hates Obama. Actually, REALLY REALLY REALLY Hates Obama.
                  Forum Member
                  • Nov 2010
                  • 883

                  #68
                  Re: "Men of Landover Baptist Church!"

                  Originally posted by Lycia The Repentant View Post
                  Hello Kerux, welcome to God's Favorite Forum™.



                  First of all, nobody here gets banned for having a differing opinion. For being hateful and vulgar, sure (that happens daily), but if you browse through the forums you will see that there are a great number of members who aren't even Christian.

                  That being said, I'd be interested in hearing what evidence you have that the KJV is filled with errors (I can't really respond to evidence you don't present). However, I need to ask what this scripture means to you:

                  "The words of the LORD are pure words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times. Thou shalt keep them, O LORD, thou shalt preserve them from this generation for ever." Psalm 12:6-7

                  "Heaven and earth shall pass away, but my words shall not pass away." Matthew 24:35



                  That is true, but I was under the impression that the Textus Receptus was a translation of the New Testament. Therefore, the KJV can be wholly based on the Textus Receptus and still be based on the Masoretic texts.

                  I'm also curious as to what your issue with the Masoretic texts is. Sure it was primarily copied, edited and distributed by Jews, but as the old saying goes "Even a stopped clock is right twice a day".
                  Thank you, Lycia. In your post I found my new signature scripture. I have such a difficult time picking a favorite verse; I always have. There are so many. Thanks again.
                  But whosoever shall deny me before men,
                  him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven.
                  ~Matt. 10:33

                  ~~~~~~~
                  Theme song in hell: "I Did it My Way"

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                  • KeruxR
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    • Nov 2010
                    • 27

                    #69
                    Re: "Men of Landover Baptist Church!"

                    ___________

                    Came back for a little more fun - have time to spend - like wandering around at the zoo.

                    His sudden silence is . . . not surprising.
                    This fellow barton is on ignore, and I risk another demerit, but

                    Originally Posted by barton
                    Of course, you have a new Bible to peddle... you're even worse than dealing with a hateful atheist or a jumbled-up agnostic. You have money to make and you need to clear a place for your product on the shelf.

                    The "bible" you mention is available online for free. No money to make unlike those baptists who never fail to pass the offering bag every chance they create.

                    Another failing of yours is an irrational belief that antiquity = authenticity.
                    Another foolish statement. And a straw man at that. Come up with a decent argument, like actually rebutting one of those dozen or more errors in the revered AKJV1611 for example, and I might reply. But, since there is such a lack of real debate here and so many hungry wolves, please take a number.

                    Again, this highly respected scholar is on ignore, but

                    Clifton, why don't you tell us a little more about your Gnostic belief in the absurdity called Two Seedline doctrine? This is the one where Jews are the descendants of the offspring of the Serpent and Eve. You are a complete and utter whackjob!
                    Instead of ad hominem, why not show us why the DS doctrine is absurd? Is it because your "scholarship" is surface deep? DSCI Christians can run circles around you baptists.

                    When preachers like you run into someone whose Christianity is not a mile wide and an inch deep, like Onan, you immediately spill your seed instead of addressing the issue at hand.

                    You all take care now and enjoy your Roman pagan holiday.

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                    • Levi Jones
                      Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
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                      • Jul 2009
                      • 13930

                      #70
                      Re: "Men of Landover Baptist Church!"

                      Originally posted by KeruxR View Post

                      Instead of ad hominem, why not show us why the DS doctrine is absurd? Is it because your "scholarship" is surface deep? DSCI Christians can run circles around you baptists.
                      If you are the best they have, I am highly unimpressed.
                      Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                      • Lycia The Repentant
                        Ex-prostitute on her knees for the Lord
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                        • Sep 2010
                        • 2019

                        #71
                        Re: "Men of Landover Baptist Church!"

                        Originally posted by KeruxR View Post
                        Again, this highly respected scholar is on ignore, but
                        Do you plan on ignoring everybody on the forum until you see only see posts that agree with you? I've heard one is the loneliest number.

                        Instead of ad hominem, why not show us why the DS doctrine is absurd? Is it because your "scholarship" is surface deep? DSCI Christians can run circles around you baptists.

                        When preachers like you run into someone whose Christianity is not a mile wide and an inch deep, like Onan, you immediately spill your seed instead of addressing the issue at hand.
                        I'm going to ignore your blatant ad hominem and point out exactly why the dual seed heresy is exactly that, a heresy with no basis in the Bible. Furthermore, all it takes is a single passage of scripture.

                        "And Adam knew Eve his wife; and she conceived, and bare Cain, and said, I have gotten a man from the LORD." Genesis 4:1

                        Now explain to me how the "Kenites" could have been an offspring of the serpent and Eve when the Bible clearly states Cain was Adam's offspring?

                        You all take care now and enjoy your Roman pagan holiday.
                        Thanks, I will enjoy my Christmas.
                        "Whether of them twain did the will of his father? They say unto him, The first. Jesus saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That the publicans and the harlots go into the kingdom of God before you. For John came unto you in the way of righteousness, and ye believed him not: but the publicans and the harlots believed him: and ye, when ye had seen it, repented not afterward, that ye might believe him." Matthew 21:31-32

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                        • Bible Student
                          Master of Biblical Study and Ancient Languages
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                          True Christian™
                          • Dec 2010
                          • 2474

                          #72
                          Re: "Men of Landover Baptist Church!"

                          Originally posted by Lycia The Repentant View Post
                          And you have yet to produce any evidence whatsoever that there are any errors in the KJV Bible. You've made the claim that there are, so the burden of proof lies with you, friend.
                          Btw: I misspoke, the NT was originally written in Aramaic, the language Yahshua spoke, then copied into Greek to be used as the gospel spread through Europe and the Mediterranean as Aramaic was not generally understood by those outside of western Asia.
                          Do you have any evidence to support this? I was under the impression that the New Testament was originally written in Koine Greek. Anyways, this is a non-point, as I've already shown how a translation can be inspired with scripture.
                          You are indeed correct sister Lycia. The New Testament was exclusively written in Greek. When one language is translated into another there are tell-tale signs of that. Anyone who has studied at least one other language besides their own knows that. In every language there may be some words that cannot be found in another. Usually we find those words spelled exactly the same in both languages but may be transliterated if each uses a different alphabet.

                          We can see that clearly in the Peshitta, the Aramaic version of the bible. The translation from Greek to Aramaic is evident. It gets downright funny sometimes. For instance when the original Greek text quotes Aramaic phrases, the Aramaic translated the Greek text into Aramaic, includes the Aramaic, and then goes on to say the Aramaic phrase means this, and they give the Aramaic definition even when the Aramaic phrase has been quoted. I might not have explained this clearly, but if you are familiar with another language, I'm sure you know what I mean.
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                          • Lycia The Repentant
                            Ex-prostitute on her knees for the Lord
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                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2010
                            • 2019

                            #73
                            Re: "Men of Landover Baptist Church!"

                            Originally posted by Bible Student View Post
                            You are indeed correct sister Lycia. The New Testament was exclusively written in Greek. When one language is translated into another there are tell-tale signs of that. Anyone who has studied at least one other language besides their own knows that. In every language there may be some words that cannot be found in another. Usually we find those words spelled exactly the same in both languages but may be transliterated if each uses a different alphabet.

                            We can see that clearly in the Peshitta, the Aramaic version of the bible. The translation from Greek to Aramaic is evident. It gets downright funny sometimes. For instance when the original Greek text quotes Aramaic phrases, the Aramaic translated the Greek text into Aramaic, includes the Aramaic, and then goes on to say the Aramaic phrase means this, and they give the Aramaic definition even when the Aramaic phrase has been quoted. I might not have explained this clearly, but if you are familiar with another language, I'm sure you know what I mean.
                            Well Brother, the only language I know how to speak is American, and frankly I'm worried that may be one more language than a woman should be speaking, but wouldn't some passages in Mark look incredibly strange if they were written in Aramaic?

                            "And James the son of Zebedee, and John the brother of James; and he surnamed them Boanerges, which is, The sons of thunder:" Mark 3:17

                            "And he took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha cumi; which is, being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise." Mark 5:41

                            "And looking up to heaven, he sighed, and saith unto him, Ephphatha, that is, Be opened." Mark 7:34

                            "And he said, Abba, Father, all things are possible unto thee; take away this cup from me: nevertheless not what I will, but what thou wilt." Mark 14:36

                            "And they bring him unto the place Golgotha, which is, being interpreted, The place of a skull." Mark 15:22

                            "And at the ninth hour Jesus cried with a loud voice, saying, Eloi, Eloi, lama sabachthani? which is, being interpreted, My God, my God, why hast thou forsaken me?" Mark 15:34

                            I just don't understand where those Godmockers get their crazy ideas from, Brother. I'm glad we have people like you here who can set them straight.
                            "Whether of them twain did the will of his father? They say unto him, The first. Jesus saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That the publicans and the harlots go into the kingdom of God before you. For John came unto you in the way of righteousness, and ye believed him not: but the publicans and the harlots believed him: and ye, when ye had seen it, repented not afterward, that ye might believe him." Matthew 21:31-32

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                            • Bible Student
                              Master of Biblical Study and Ancient Languages
                              With Jesus now.
                              True Christian™
                              • Dec 2010
                              • 2474

                              #74
                              Re: "Men of Landover Baptist Church!"

                              Originally posted by KeruxR View Post
                              _________________________

                              From Lycia:

                              So Original #2 gets destroyed, and this begs the question as to how we are able to read it in the Bible today. I think the answer to that question is God doesn't particularly care about the original documents, so long as the Word is preserved.

                              So long as the Word is preserved. That is the deal breaker, isn't it? The meat of the matter.

                              I contend that the Word has been altered and because you, me or a thousand prominent Baptists "thinkers" are not Hebrew or Greek scholars, we have all be taking someone else's word as to preservation - haven't we? How do you know the word has been preserved? Because someone told you it was preserved? Or because you checked the source for your self and confirmed your belief?
                              You "contend that the Word has been altered" yet you haven't demonstrated that to us. Are you a Hebrew or Greek (or even Latin for that matter) scholar? You surely haven't shown such talent.

                              Why would you think that being a True Christian(tm) and a Hebrew, Greek or Latin scholar are mutually exclusive? You would be surprised what some True Christians(tm) might know. If this message board were not for the exclusive purpose of testifying for Jesus and helping our readers become True Christians(tm) and not a debate board, I'm very sure I could give you a run for your money.

                              I've taken enough time with you. I am going back to studying my 1611 King James Bible. If you don't want to spend eternity sniffing sulfur, pitch and brimstone, I suggest you start studying your 1611 King James Bible.
                              YiJC, BS

                              II Peter 1:4 -- Whereby are giuen vnto vs exceeding great and precious promises, that by these you might bee partakers of thy diuine nature, hauing escaped the corruption that is in the world through lust.

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                              • barton
                                True Christian™ Minister to the Godless Savages in Hawaii
                                It's a dirty job but someone has to do it.
                                True Christian™
                                • Oct 2010
                                • 498

                                #75
                                Re: "Men of Landover Baptist Church!"

                                Originally posted by KeruxR View Post
                                This fellow barton is on ignore, and I risk another demerit, but
                                Ah... the coward's solution. Further evidence of his intellectual maturity, I presume.
                                Instead of ad hominem, why not show us why the DS doctrine is absurd? Is it because your "scholarship" is surface deep? DSCI Christians can run circles around you baptists.
                                I wonder why this coward hides behind acronyms? Why can't he come out and explain what Christian Identity is all about? The answer is that they are all inbred racist pukes who literally believe only white folk have souls. Seriously! He dares not so openly proclaim his bigotry here, outside the safety of his own deviant church.

                                True Christians know that black people are descended from Ham, cursed to forever be a people of servants. Their souls weren't stripped from them! They are still children of God. They are a legitimate (yet cursed) people that can lead full earthly lives and gain Heaven, provided they do not sinfully elevate themselves above the station in life ordained unto to them by God, through Noah.
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