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  • Godsgrace
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Dec 2010
    • 228
    #61
    Re: This forum will never be the same!

    Originally posted by The Chimp View Post
    Are you serious? And the Bible never says you should hit your wife man.
    I suspect that you're a Homer...
    Last edited by Gabriel Reproba; 01-29-2011, 03:53 PM.
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    Psalm 109:8
    Let his days be few; and let another take his office.

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      • Lycia The Repentant
        Ex-prostitute on her knees for the Lord
        Now that she's Saved©, Priceless
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2010
        • 2019
        #62
        Re: This forum will never be the same!

        Originally posted by The Chimp View Post
        Are you serious? And the Bible never says you should hit your wife man.
        You got scripture to support this insane assertion, buttercup?

        Personally, I love being disciplined, it shows that the men in my life love me enough to correct my mistakes.

        "Whoso loveth instruction loveth knowledge: but he that hateth reproof is brutish." Proverbs 12:1

        "Now no chastening for the present seemeth to be joyous, but grievous: nevertheless afterward it yieldeth the peaceable fruit of righteousness unto them which are exercised thereby."         Hebrews 12:11
        Last edited by Gabriel Reproba; 01-29-2011, 03:54 PM.
        "Whether of them twain did the will of his father? They say unto him, The first. Jesus saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That the publicans and the harlots go into the kingdom of God before you. For John came unto you in the way of righteousness, and ye believed him not: but the publicans and the harlots believed him: and ye, when ye had seen it, repented not afterward, that ye might believe him." Matthew 21:31-32

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        My five Six Step Guide to Stopping Your Miserable Harlotry!
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        An Open Question to All false christians.

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          • WinnerNotSinner
            Friendliest Fellow in all of Freehold
            True Christian™
            • Jun 2010
            • 951
            #63
            Re: This forum will never be the same!

            Originally posted by The Chimp View Post
            Are you serious? And the Bible never says you should hit your wife man.
            I am as serious as the burning lakes of fire in hell. The Bible demands women to submit themselves to their husbands (Colossians 3:18), so when she steps out of line, then I am only following GOD's Loving Word when she gets uppity.

            Who are you to say what the Bible does or doesn't say? You don't know anything about it!
            Last edited by Gabriel Reproba; 01-29-2011, 03:54 PM.
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            A woman came up to me the other day, 12/6/2016 and said:
            "But Mr. Winner, if GOD loves everyone then why is there so much suffering in the world?"

            Because GOD doesn't love everyone. Too many people have this absurd idea in their heads that GOD is all loving.
            If he was all loving, then murderers, thieves and homosexuals would be waiting for you in Heaven.

            GOD doesn't open his gate to just anyone. Being a True Christian™ is like a Queue Jump ticket at Disney, we are guaranteed a ride with JESUS.

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              • The Chimp
                Unsaved trash
                • Jan 2011
                • 69
                #64
                Re: This forum will never be the same!

                Originally posted by Lycia The Repentant View Post
                You got scripture to support this insane assertion, buttercup?
                Of course not how can something that is not in the Bible be in the Bible!
                Sick of being a hot virgin babe? Call me for a fix! *** PHONE NUMBER REMOVED BY ADMIN ***

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                  • The Chimp
                    Unsaved trash
                    • Jan 2011
                    • 69
                    #65
                    Re: This forum will never be the same!

                    Originally posted by Godsgrace View Post
                    I suspect that you're a Homer...
                    That says a lot about you and nothing about me.
                    Sick of being a hot virgin babe? Call me for a fix! *** PHONE NUMBER REMOVED BY ADMIN ***

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                      • Bible Student
                        Master of Biblical Study and Ancient Languages
                        With Jesus now.
                        True Christian™
                        • Dec 2010
                        • 2474
                        #66
                        Re: This forum will never be the same!

                        Originally posted by The Chimp View Post
                        Originally Posted by Lycia The Repentant
                        You got scripture to support this insane assertion, buttercup?
                        Of course not how can something that is not in the Bible be in the Bible!
                        Might I suggest a remedial comprehension class for you? Sister Lycia asked you to support your insane assertion with scripture.
                        Last edited by Gabriel Reproba; 01-29-2011, 03:54 PM.
                        YiJC, BS

                        II Peter 1:4 -- Whereby are giuen vnto vs exceeding great and precious promises, that by these you might bee partakers of thy diuine nature, hauing escaped the corruption that is in the world through lust.

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                          • The Chimp
                            Unsaved trash
                            • Jan 2011
                            • 69
                            #67
                            Re: This forum will never be the same!

                            Originally posted by Bible Student View Post
                            Might I suggest a remedial comprehension class for you? Sister Lycia asked you to support your insane assertion with scripture.
                            Dude I said hitting your girl is not in the Bible. How can there be scripture for something that is not in the Bible!? Do you even know what not means man!?
                            Sick of being a hot virgin babe? Call me for a fix! *** PHONE NUMBER REMOVED BY ADMIN ***

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                              • The Chimp
                                Unsaved trash
                                • Jan 2011
                                • 69
                                #68
                                Re: This forum will never be the same!

                                Hey! Who changed my name and my picture! That is not cool man! Change it back man!
                                Sick of being a hot virgin babe? Call me for a fix! *** PHONE NUMBER REMOVED BY ADMIN ***

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                                  • James Dewitt
                                    #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                                    • Jan 2010
                                    • 6267
                                    #69
                                    Re: This forum will never be the same!

                                    Originally posted by The Chimp View Post
                                    Hey! Who changed my name and my picture! That is not cool man! Change it back man!

                                    I see that you have come down off you Marijuana high. Lady no one changed any thing. That is your log in, the name you created and your chosen avatar. The mind is a terrible thing to waste. Say why do you hate Jesus?

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                                      • The Chimp
                                        Unsaved trash
                                        • Jan 2011
                                        • 69
                                        #70
                                        Re: This forum will never be the same!

                                        Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
                                        I see that you have come down off you Marijuana high. Lady no one changed any thing. That is your log in, the name you created and your chosen avatar. The mind is a terrible thing to waste. Say why do you hate Jesus?
                                        Eh the name gets copied in the quotes dude. So everyone can see you changed my name. This is not funny man. Change it back!
                                        Sick of being a hot virgin babe? Call me for a fix! *** PHONE NUMBER REMOVED BY ADMIN ***

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                                          • James Dewitt
                                            #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                                            • Jan 2010
                                            • 6267
                                            #71
                                            Re: This forum will never be the same!

                                            Originally posted by The Chimp View Post
                                            Eh the name gets copied in the quotes dude. So everyone can see you changed my name. This is not funny man. Change it back!
                                            Dear Mrs Chimp, I am no longer amused by your God Mocking posts. As I told you earlier today I am Not your Dude ( Everyone knows that is slang for Homersexural).

                                            Why do you hate Jesus?

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                                              • Cranky Old Man
                                                Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                                                You kids get off his lawn!
                                                 
                                                • Jan 2010
                                                • 22373
                                                #72
                                                Re: This forum will never be the same!

                                                Originally posted by The Chimp View Post
                                                This is not funny man.
                                                If you don't want people to laugh at you you should not pick a silly name like The Chimp "dude".
                                                5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                                                To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                                                James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                                                  • The Chimp
                                                    Unsaved trash
                                                    • Jan 2011
                                                    • 69
                                                    #73
                                                    Re: This forum will never be the same!

                                                    Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
                                                    Why do you hate Jesus?
                                                    I love Jesus and Jesus loves me!
                                                    Sick of being a hot virgin babe? Call me for a fix! *** PHONE NUMBER REMOVED BY ADMIN ***

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                                                      • Yosemite Sam
                                                        Unsaved trash, hatemonger
                                                        • Jan 2011
                                                        • 13
                                                        #74
                                                        Re: This forum will never be the same!

                                                        Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                                                        If you don't want people to laugh at you you should not pick a silly name like The Chimp "dude".
                                                        Really...? he should thank you for your wisdom.

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                                                          • Cranky Old Man
                                                            Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                                                            You kids get off his lawn!
                                                             
                                                            • Jan 2010
                                                            • 22373
                                                            #75
                                                            Re: This forum will never be the same!

                                                            Originally posted by Yosemite Sam View Post
                                                            Really...? he should thank you for your wisdom.
                                                            Yes he should, I doubt that he will though.
                                                            5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                                                            To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                                                            James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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