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  • The Chimp
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    • Jan 2011
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    #16
    Re: This forum will never be the same!

    Originally posted by Sheldon the Swede View Post
    Everything different from their religion makes them angry, what is everything actually, like common sense, people having other ideas, living a happy life without god or different god, being a good person without or different god, and other things like being gay or independent, things like that.
    My motto is "dont worry be happy". There are a lot of unhappy people here.

    By the way, 'Champ', why are you actually here? Not that I'm angry that you're here but this isn't quite the place to troll. Believe me, I tried.
    I am not a troll.

    Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
    Tell me 'Champ' why have you come to our Forum? Dod you have an all consuming love for God or what kind of degenerate are you?
    Do you always call people you just met "degenerate"?

    Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
    Dear friend: Dr.Isaiah is a forum member. You are still ranked as unsaved trash (and I don't see that you'll be promoted any time soon). Please show the proper respect to your betters.
    Got it. But he did call me a rat.

    Why is everyone so hostile here? Do you never get visitors?
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    • James Hutchins
      True Christian™
      Just a Regular Nice Guy
       
      • Jun 2009
      • 29453

      #17
      Re: This forum will never be the same!

      Originally posted by The Chimp View Post
      .........I am not a troll.

      Do you always call people you just met "degenerate"?
      ..............
      Why is everyone so hostile here? Do you never get visitors?
      Tell me friend, why are you here? Do you want to discuss your neverending love for Jesus?

      I did not call you a degenerate, I asked what kind you are if you do not love God. A person that loves God is pure, a person who does not love God is a degenerate. Which are you?

      Hostile? No one is hostile. The whole world is not out to get you.

      Hebrews 13:5 Let your conversation be without covetousness; and be content with such things as ye have: for he hath said, I will never leave thee, nor forsake thee.

      Matthew 28:20 Teaching them to observe all things whatsoever I have commanded you: and, lo, I am with you alway, even unto the end of the world. Amen.

      1st John 3:6 Whosoever abideth in him sinneth not: whosoever sinneth hath not seen him, neither known him.
      1st John 3:7 Little children, let no man deceive you: he that doeth righteousness is righteous, even as he is righteous.
      1st John 3:8 He that committeth sin is of the devil; for the devil sinneth from the beginning. For this purpose the Son of God was manifested, that he might destroy the works of the devil.
      1st John 3:9 Whosoever is born of God doth not commit sin; for his seed remaineth in him: and he cannot sin, because he is born of God.

      Romans 8:33 Who shall lay any thing to the charge of God's elect? It is God that justifieth

      Philippians 2:13 For it is God which worketh in you both to will and to do of his good pleasure.

      1st John 5:18 We know that whosoever is born of God sinneth not; but he that is begotten of God keepeth himself, and that wicked one toucheth him not.
      Last edited by Gabriel Reproba; 01-29-2011, 03:48 PM.
      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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      • The Chimp
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        #18
        Re: This forum will never be the same!

        I love God and God loves me! Its in the Bible!
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        • Gabriel Reproba
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          The Most Honest Lawyer in America
          True Christian™
          • Nov 2009
          • 2479

          #19
          Re: This forum will never be the same!

          Originally posted by The Chimp View Post
          Why is everyone so hostile here?
          We are not hostile. YOU are the one who came in here as a boastful degenerate. You call yourself The Champ and say that these forums will never be the same. The BIBLE tells us not to be boastful:

          The BIBLE says that boastful people are wicked:
          Psalm 10:3 (King James Version)
          3For the wicked boasteth of his heart's desire, and blesseth the covetous, whom the LORD abhorreth.
          The BIBLE says do NOT boast of your riches:
          Psalm 49:6 (King James Version)
          6They that trust in their wealth, and boast themselves in the multitude of their riches;
          The BIBLE says that boastful people are not of God:
          Proverbs 20:14 (King James Version)
          14It is naught, it is naught, saith the buyer: but when he is gone his way, then he boasteth.
          The BIBLE says not to boast of false gifts:
          Proverbs 25:14 (King James Version)
          14Whoso boasteth himself of a false gift is like clouds and wind without rain.
          The BIBLE says not to boast of the future:
          Proverbs 27:1 (King James Version)
          1Boast not thyself of to morrow; for thou knowest not what a day may bring forth.
          The BIBLE says that boastful people, like the backbiters (gays) are haters of God:
          Romans 1:30 (King James Version)
          30Backbiters, haters of God, despiteful, proud, boasters, inventors of evil things, disobedient to parents,
          The BIBLE says that those who are boastful are compensating for a (excuse me, ladies) member as small as a tongue:
          James 3:5 (King James Version)
          5Even so the tongue is a little member, and boasteth great things. Behold, how great a matter a little fire kindleth!
          The BIBLE says not only to not boast, but don't be presumptuous, either:
          2 Peter 2:10 (King James Version)
          10But chiefly them that walk after the flesh in the lust of uncleanness, and despise government. Presumptuous are they, selfwilled, they are not afraid to speak evil of dignities.
          Seems you are on the wrong side of God 10 ways to Sunday! You better get right before you go to Hell. We True Christians™ do NOT boast. We just know we are right because the Bible tells us that we are just simple messengers of God's True Word.

          SHOUT GLORY!
          Last edited by Gabriel Reproba; 01-29-2011, 03:49 PM.
          Yours In Christ,

          Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)

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          The One Sin Jesus Says He Won't EVER Forgive!
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          How will YOU sacrifice your kids?
          20 Questions To See If Your Son Is A Fag
          God: Dress Like A Whore...Get Raped!
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          Nursery Rhymes Teach kids that Christ is Lord!
          There is no such thing as an "agnostic!"
          Science: People are Only Islamic Because They are Depressed!

          Reading only the parts of the Bible your pastor tells you to (those that make you feel warm and fuzzy) is nothing but mental and spiritual masturbation. Read the WHOLE Bible to find out what Christianity is REALLY all about! Only then can you talk to us about why we try so hard to save people from Hell.

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          • Mistress Cookie
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            #20
            Re: This forum will never be the same!

            Originally posted by The Chimp View Post
            I love God and God loves me! Its in the Bible!
            It sounds as though you expect God™ to be as promiscuous as you are.

            He™ doesn't "swing" with everyone. He™ needs to know you're worthy and sincere, steadfast and true...as in True Christian™.
            Last edited by Gabriel Reproba; 01-29-2011, 03:49 PM.

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            • James Hutchins
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              • Jun 2009
              • 29453

              #21
              Re: This forum will never be the same!

              Originally posted by The Chimp View Post
              I love God and God loves me! Its in the Bible!
              Oh it is, is it? Plewase, do post the chapter and verse, I'd love to read it. I must of missed it that last 10,000 times I read the Bible.
              Last edited by Gabriel Reproba; 01-29-2011, 03:49 PM.
              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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              • The Chimp
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                #22
                Re: This forum will never be the same!

                Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                Oh it is, is it? Plewase, do post the chapter and verse, I'd love to read it. I must of missed it that last 10,000 times I read the Bible.
                Time to read it for the 10001th time dude! Its John 13:34 and John 16:27.
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                • The Chimp
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                  #23
                  Re: This forum will never be the same!

                  Originally posted by Gabriel Reproba View Post
                  tl;dr
                  Not so negative man! God loves everyone!
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                  • James Dewitt
                    #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                    • Jan 2010
                    • 6267

                    #24
                    Re: This forum will never be the same!

                    Originally posted by The Chimp View Post
                    Not so negative man! God loves everyone!
                    Really?
                    Leviticus 20:23 And ye shall not walk in the manners of the nation, which I cast out before you: for they committed all these things, and therefore I abhorred them.

                    Leviticus 26:30 And I will destroy your high places, and cut down your images, and cast your carcases upon the carcases of your idols, and my soul shall abhor you.

                    Deuteronomy 32:19 And when the LORD saw it, he abhorred them, because of the provoking of his sons, and of his daughters.

                    Psalm 5:5 The foolish shall not stand in thy sight: thou hatest all workers of iniquity.

                    Psalm 5:6 Thou shalt destroy them that speak leasing: the LORD will abhor the bloody and deceitful man.

                    Psalm 10:3 For the wicked boasteth of his heart's desire, and blesseth the covetous, whom the LORD abhorreth.

                    Psalm 11:5 The LORD trieth the righteous: but the wicked and him that loveth violence his soul hateth.

                    Psalm 53:5 There were they in great fear, where no fear was: for God hath scattered the bones of him that encampeth against thee: thou hast put them to shame, because God hath despised them.

                    Psalm 73:20 As a dream when one awaketh; so, O Lord, when thou awakest, thou shalt despise their image.

                    Psalm 78:59 When God heard this, he was wroth, and greatly abhorred Israel:

                    Psalm 106:40 Therefore was the wrath of the LORD kindled against his people, insomuch that he abhorred his own inheritance.

                    Proverbs 6:16-19 These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him: A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood, An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief, A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren.

                    Proverbs 22:14 The mouth of strange women is a deep pit: he that is abhorred of the LORD shall fall therein.

                    Lamentations 2:6 And he hath violently taken away his tabernacle, as if it were of a garden: he hath destroyed his places of the assembly: the LORD hath caused the solemn feasts and sabbaths to be forgotten in Zion, and hath despised in the indignation of his anger the king and the priest.

                    Hosea 9:15 All their wickedness is in Gilgal: for there I hated them: for the wickedness of their doings I will drive them out of mine house, I will love them no more: all their princes are revolters.

                    Zechariah 11:8 Three shepherds also I cut off in one month; and my soul lothed them, and their soul also abhorred me.

                    Malachi 1:3 And I hated Esau, and laid his mountains and his heritage waste for the dragons of the wilderness.

                    Romans 9:13 As it is written, Jacob have I loved, but Esau have I hated.
                    Last edited by Gabriel Reproba; 01-29-2011, 03:49 PM.

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                    • The Chimp
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                      #25
                      Re: This forum will never be the same!

                      Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
                      Malachi 1:3 And I hated Esau, and laid his mountains and his heritage waste for the dragons of the wilderness. Romans 9:13 As it is written, Jacob have I loved, but Esau have I hated.
                      I have no idea who this Esau dude is but God always forgives after a while. Thats why Jesus was here.
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                      • Billy Bob Jenkins
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                        • May 2010
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                        #26
                        Re: This forum will never be the same!

                        Originally posted by The Chimp View Post
                        Time to read it for the 10001th time dude! Its John 13:34 and John 16:27.
                        Those verses do not say that God loves everyone. Only particular people. "Dude".
                        Last edited by Gabriel Reproba; 01-29-2011, 03:49 PM.
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                        • The Chimp
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                          #27
                          Re: This forum will never be the same!

                          Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
                          Those verses do not say that God loves everyone. Only particular people. "Dude".
                          It says if you love God that God loves you back. And it says that we have to love each other.

                          So I love God and God loves me!
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                          • Billy Bob Jenkins
                            Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                            About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                            Hates anal sex. And trees.
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                            #28
                            Re: This forum will never be the same!

                            Originally posted by The Chimp View Post
                            It says if you love God that God loves you back. And it says that we have to love each other.

                            So I love God and God loves me!
                            Are you saying the scripture posted by Brother James is false? Why do you hate God?
                            Last edited by Gabriel Reproba; 01-29-2011, 03:50 PM.
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                            • James Dewitt
                              #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                              • Jan 2010
                              • 6267

                              #29
                              Re: This forum will never be the same!

                              Originally posted by The Chimp View Post
                              I have no idea who this Esau dude is but God always forgives after a while. Thats why Jesus was here.
                              May I suggest that you read the Bible at least one time before you attempt to rebuke a True Christian. Jesus provides True Christians® a path to Salvation™. He(Jesus) has little if any use for sinners. One might ask does God hate the sin, or does God hate both the sin and the sinner? I am thinking the latter of the two.

                              ps I Am not your dude( CODE for HOMERSEXURAL)!!!!!!!!!
                              Last edited by Gabriel Reproba; 01-29-2011, 03:50 PM.

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                              • Ezekiel Bathfire
                                Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
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                                • Jan 2008
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                                #30
                                Re: This forum will never be the same!

                                Originally posted by The Chimp View Post
                                Time to read it for the 10001th time dude! Its John 13:34 and John 16:27.
                                On both occasions, Jesus was talking to His Disciples only. He never made such statements to the general population. In particular, he wasn't talking to Unsaved Trash like you.

                                In your first post, you have not created a good impression with God, Whom we worship.

                                Ro:1:30: Backbiters, haters of God, despiteful, proud, boasters, inventors of evil things, disobedient to parents,
                                Ro:1:31: Without understanding, covenantbreakers, without natural affection, implacable, unmerciful:
                                Ro:1:32: Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them.
                                Last edited by Gabriel Reproba; 01-29-2011, 03:50 PM.
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