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  • Lycia The Repentant
    Ex-prostitute on her knees for the Lord
    Now that she's Saved©, Priceless
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2010
    • 2019
    #76
    Re: This forum will never be the same!

    Originally posted by The Chimp View Post
    Eh the name gets copied in the quotes dude. So everyone can see you changed my name. This is not funny man. Change it back!
    That's funny, it looks like it says "The Chimp" in this quote.

    Now why don't you quit monkeying around and start praising Jesus, buddy?
    "Whether of them twain did the will of his father? They say unto him, The first. Jesus saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That the publicans and the harlots go into the kingdom of God before you. For John came unto you in the way of righteousness, and ye believed him not: but the publicans and the harlots believed him: and ye, when ye had seen it, repented not afterward, that ye might believe him." Matthew 21:31-32

    An Important Reminder for all unSaved© Ladies
    Protect Yourself! Important Information about Demons
    My five Six Step Guide to Stopping Your Miserable Harlotry!
    Do you hate fornication? Join the Junior Anti-Sex League and help stop it today!
    An Open Question to All false christians.

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      • The Chimp
        Unsaved trash
        • Jan 2011
        • 69
        #77
        Re: This forum will never be the same!

        Originally posted by Lycia The Repentant View Post
        That's funny, it looks like it says "The Chimp" in this quote. Now why don't you quit monkeying around and start praising Jesus, buddy?
        Why are you people so mean to me? I already said I loved Jesus 5 times man!
        Sick of being a hot virgin babe? Call me for a fix! *** PHONE NUMBER REMOVED BY ADMIN ***

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          • James Dewitt
            #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
            • Jan 2010
            • 6267
            #78
            Re: This forum will never be the same!

            Originally posted by The Chimp View Post
            Why are you people so mean to me? I already said I loved Jesus 5 times man!
            We have shared God's word with you, and what do you do? Tell us we are wrong. Its kind of funny, we are True Christians ™ and you think that Jesus loves you. Right now Jesus is crying, and you made Him do it. ARE you HAPPY?

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              • BelieverInGod
                Fourm Member
                Forum Member
                • Feb 2010
                • 9269
                #79
                Re: This forum will never be the same!

                Originally posted by The Chimp View Post
                I love Jesus and Jesus loves me!
                Parrots can type? Who knew.
                Drama queen

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                  • The Chimp
                    Unsaved trash
                    • Jan 2011
                    • 69
                    #80
                    Re: This forum will never be the same!

                    Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
                    We have shared God's word with you, and what do you do? Tell us we are wrong. Its kind of funny, we are True Christians ™ and you think that Jesus loves you. Right now Jesus is crying, and you made Him do it. ARE you HAPPY?
                    You make Jesus cry not me. I love Jesus and Jesus loves me!
                    Sick of being a hot virgin babe? Call me for a fix! *** PHONE NUMBER REMOVED BY ADMIN ***

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                      • The Chimp
                        Unsaved trash
                        • Jan 2011
                        • 69
                        #81
                        Re: This forum will never be the same!

                        Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
                        Parrots can type? Who knew.
                        Why are you so mean? God wants people to be nice!
                        Sick of being a hot virgin babe? Call me for a fix! *** PHONE NUMBER REMOVED BY ADMIN ***

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                          • Nightwalker
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                            • Jan 2011
                            • 3
                            #82
                            Re: This forum will never be the same!

                            haha xD I like you.
                            Go Champ, hee.

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                              • GOD=life
                                WARNING: Do not attempt to debate. You will lose horribly.
                                True Christian™
                                • Jan 2010
                                • 3263
                                #83
                                Re: This forum will never be the same!

                                Originally posted by The Chimp View Post
                                Why are you people so mean to me? I already said I loved Jesus 5 times man!
                                Sorry, but you confuse love with lust. Jesus does NOT need your kind of 'love'!!!
                                I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

                                Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
                                Matthew 7:22                                 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
                                Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

                                Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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                                  • The Chimp
                                    Unsaved trash
                                    • Jan 2011
                                    • 69
                                    #84
                                    Re: This forum will never be the same!

                                    Originally posted by GOD=life View Post
                                    Sorry, but you confuse love with lust. Jesus does NOT need your kind of 'love'!!!
                                    Sheesh does True Christian really mean True Creep? Youre all the same here. I dont lust Jesus I love him!
                                    Sick of being a hot virgin babe? Call me for a fix! *** PHONE NUMBER REMOVED BY ADMIN ***

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                                      • James Dewitt
                                        #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                                        • Jan 2010
                                        • 6267
                                        #85
                                        Re: This forum will never be the same!

                                        Originally posted by The Chimp View Post
                                        I lust for Jesus (fixed)
                                        pervert, God will smite you for that remark!

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                                          • Gabriel Reproba
                                            Head Attorney of Landover's Legal Team
                                            The Most Honest Lawyer in America
                                            True Christian™
                                            • Nov 2009
                                            • 2479
                                            #86
                                            Re: This forum will never be the same!

                                            Originally posted by The Chimp View Post
                                            tl;dr

                                            Not so negative man! God loves everyone!
                                            You find scripture from the Bible to be "tl;dr"? Not very Christian! Now will you go back and read the scripture so you may learn to not be boastful. Only then can you be free from sin like us!

                                            Originally posted by The Chimp View Post
                                            Hey! Who changed my name and my picture! That is not cool man! Change it back man!
                                            I have reviewed this whole thread and I don't see one occurrence of your name being "The Champ" in any quoted passages. Are you on the drugs?
                                            Yours In Christ,

                                            Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)

                                            Further reading to help you become a True Christian™

                                            Stoning Sinners: A How-To Guide
                                            Scientific Study: Bible is NOT "All About Love"
                                            The One Sin Jesus Says He Won't EVER Forgive!
                                            Should we only follow SOME of the Bible?
                                            How will YOU sacrifice your kids?
                                            20 Questions To See If Your Son Is A Fag
                                            God: Dress Like A Whore...Get Raped!
                                            Bible: If You Love Your Wife, Beat Her!
                                            Logic and Bible Agree: Gay is a choice!
                                            Nursery Rhymes Teach kids that Christ is Lord!
                                            There is no such thing as an "agnostic!"
                                            Science: People are Only Islamic Because They are Depressed!

                                            Reading only the parts of the Bible your pastor tells you to (those that make you feel warm and fuzzy) is nothing but mental and spiritual masturbation. Read the WHOLE Bible to find out what Christianity is REALLY all about! Only then can you talk to us about why we try so hard to save people from Hell.

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                                              • The Chimp
                                                Unsaved trash
                                                • Jan 2011
                                                • 69
                                                #87
                                                Re: This forum will never be the same!

                                                Originally posted by Gabriel Reproba View Post
                                                I have reviewed this whole thread and I don't see one occurrence of your name being "The Champ" in any quoted passages.
                                                You mean the one that says "Last edited by Gabriel Reproba; Today at 04:47 PM." Not nice dude.
                                                Sick of being a hot virgin babe? Call me for a fix! *** PHONE NUMBER REMOVED BY ADMIN ***

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                                                  • James Hutchins
                                                    True Christian™
                                                    Just a Regular Nice Guy
                                                     
                                                    • Jun 2009
                                                    • 29453
                                                    #88
                                                    Re: This forum will never be the same!

                                                    Originally posted by The Chimp View Post
                                                    You mean the one that says "Last edited by Gabriel Reproba; Today at 04:47 PM." Not nice dude.
                                                    Brother Reproba was merely fixing erroneous punctuation. It is his job, you know. I from time to time fill in missing periods.
                                                    Now, if you think that by us helping clean the world up to make it a nicer place, then well, I just do not know!
                                                    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                                                    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                                                    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                                                    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                                                    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                                                    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                                                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                                                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                                         
                                                        • Sep 2006
                                                        • 78553
                                                        #89
                                                        Re: This forum will never be the same!

                                                        Originally posted by The Chimp View Post
                                                        Good news!

                                                        The Champ has arrived on this forum.
                                                        Bad news: Cats are not welcome here.
                                                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                                          • BelieverInGod
                                                            Fourm Member
                                                            Forum Member
                                                            • Feb 2010
                                                            • 9269
                                                            #90
                                                            Re: This forum will never be the same!

                                                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                                            Bad news: Cats are not welcome here.
                                                            We've confirmed it's a cat now? Sheesh, first it's a chimp, then a cat, then a parrot. I'm so confused

                                                            In other news I'm locking my computer away at night, don't want any other furry critters running around these boards.
                                                            Drama queen

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