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    I'm Canadian, But Nobody is Perfect

    Hello, friends.

    Upon the suggestion of Lycia, and James Hutchins, I've come here to introduce myself.

    I came here with many questions about faith and Jesus, and they were quickly answered, and now I see the real truth.

    I'm 30, and unfortunately I've been cursed with 3 unholy misfortunes. I'm Canadian, I'm a ginger, and I'm left handed.

    Fortunately by the grace of God, I've been able to learn how to write, and function primarily with my right hand. I'm looking into moving to God's land, the USA, but will only do so after I can get a Visa legally. I was offered a Discover card, and was assured that it is just as good as a Visa, but I decided that sales person was just a minion of Satan, and I told him he needs more prayer in his life. Lastly, I've been dying my hair for quite some time. I'm not as fair skinned, so it looks believable.

    Glad to be aboard. Thanks for having me!

    Oh...and my real name is, Christian!
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  • #2
    Re: I'm Canadian, But Nobody is Perfect

    Originally posted by Pravium View Post
    Hello, friends.

    Upon the suggestion of Lycia, and James Hutchins, I've come here to introduce myself.

    I came here with many questions about faith and Jesus, and they were quickly answered, and now I see the real truth.

    I'm 30, and unfortunately I've been cursed with 3 unholy misfortunes. I'm Canadian, I'm a ginger, and I'm left handed.

    Fortunately by the grace of God, I've been able to learn how to write, and function primarily with my right hand. I'm looking into moving to God's land, the USA, but will only do so after I can get a Visa legally. I was offered a Discover card, and was assured that it is just as good as a Visa, but I decided that sales person was just a minion of Satan, and I told him he needs more prayer in his life. Lastly, I've been dying my hair for quite some time. I'm not as fair skinned, so it looks believable.

    Glad to be aboard. Thanks for having me!

    Oh...and my real name is, Christian!
    I'm curious, what is your favorite bible verse?
    Only 2 in all of history have died for freedom all over the world... Jesus Christ and the American soldier.

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    • #3
      Re: I'm Canadian, But Nobody is Perfect

      Originally posted by Pravium View Post
      Hello, friends.

      Upon the suggestion of Lycia, and James Hutchins, I've come here to introduce myself.

      I came here with many questions about faith and Jesus, and they were quickly answered, and now I see the real truth.

      I'm 30, and unfortunately I've been cursed with 3 unholy misfortunes. I'm Canadian, I'm a ginger, and I'm left handed.

      Fortunately by the grace of God, I've been able to learn how to write, and function primarily with my right hand. I'm looking into moving to God's land, the USA, but will only do so after I can get a Visa legally. I was offered a Discover card, and was assured that it is just as good as a Visa, but I decided that sales person was just a minion of Satan, and I told him he needs more prayer in his life. Lastly, I've been dying my hair for quite some time. I'm not as fair skinned, so it looks believable.

      Glad to be aboard. Thanks for having me!

      Oh...and my real name is, Christian!
      Thank goodness that is all that is wrong with you. Based on your screen name, I thought you were a dot!

      I did not know there were ginger eskimoes. Learn some thing every day.

      Well, welcome odd fellow. We have a few other ice floe livers here. God welcomes all that believe in Him.

      How many sons has your squaw dropped for you?
      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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      • #4
        Re: I'm Canadian, But Nobody is Perfect

        Oh...and my real name is, Christian!
        Really? A cautious welcome to you "Christian". Tell me, when did Canuckistan get internet? Wouldn't the heat from your computer melt your igloo?
        -Every young man's battle - PORN AND MASTURBATION![/SIZE]
        -DISOWN your ATHEIST children - just like this good mother did!!

        -FINALLY!! Some rights for the rapists!!
        -There is no such thing as animal abuse!!
        -Pregnancy through RAPE is a GIFT from God
        -Keep the Fags out of the Boy Scouts!!
        -WIVES!! Stay in your abusive relationship!

        STOP, DROP & ROLL DOESN'T WORK IN HELL!!!!

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        • #5
          Re: I'm Canadian, But Nobody is Perfect

          I really don't like the fact that he just makes one post and then runs off. This is the introduction forum. When you introduce yourself to someone do you just say "hi my name is...." and then run off? No you have a meaningful conversation, let the people you're saying hi to get to know you, ask questions, offer insight and barter over prices of daughters.
          Only 2 in all of history have died for freedom all over the world... Jesus Christ and the American soldier.

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          • #6
            Re: I'm Canadian, But Nobody is Perfect

            There may of been a mother seal in his front yard with babies. A man has to eat.
            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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            • #7
              Re: I'm Canadian, But Nobody is Perfect

              Welcome to our friendly forum!

              You are wrong when you say "Nobody is Perfect". Old Man Hatchet is perfect!
              5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
              To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
              James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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              • #8
                Re: I'm Canadian, But Nobody is Perfect

                Welcome, Pravium. I, too, am afflicted with the vile curse of being Canadian. I'm glad you see being Canadian for what it is: an affront to God Himself!

                I'd like to get to know you better, so a few questions.

                Wife? Number of Sons? Years as a Christian? Favorite Bible verse? (Notice, btw, that I didn't stick the letter 'u' into the word favorite. That will earn you an infraction. We only speak Godly American here), best pie your wife/momma makes?

                And, of course, I expect you plan to vote for Godly Stephen Harper in the upcoming election. Yes?

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                • #9
                  Re: I'm Canadian, But Nobody is Perfect

                  Originally posted by Pravium View Post
                  Hello, friends.

                  Upon the suggestion of Lycia, and James Hutchins, I've come here to introduce myself.

                  I came here with many questions about faith and Jesus, and they were quickly answered, and now I see the real truth.

                  I'm 30, and unfortunately I've been cursed with 3 unholy misfortunes. I'm Canadian, I'm a ginger, and I'm left handed.

                  Fortunately by the grace of God, I've been able to learn how to write, and function primarily with my right hand. I'm looking into moving to God's land, the USA, but will only do so after I can get a Visa legally. I was offered a Discover card, and was assured that it is just as good as a Visa, but I decided that sales person was just a minion of Satan, and I told him he needs more prayer in his life. Lastly, I've been dying my hair for quite some time. I'm not as fair skinned, so it looks believable.

                  Glad to be aboard. Thanks for having me!

                  Oh...and my real name is, Christian!
                  God hates gingers, did you know that?
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • #10
                    Re: I'm Canadian, But Nobody is Perfect

                    Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                    You are wrong when you say "Nobody is Perfect". Old Man Hatchet is perfect!
                    "Perfect" doesn't adequately describe me. "Transcendently impeccable" comes close.

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                    • #11
                      Re: I'm Canadian, But Nobody is Perfect

                      Originally posted by Old Man Hatchet View Post
                      "Perfect" doesn't adequately describe me. "Transcendently impeccable" comes close.
                      Truer words have never been spoken. It's well known around here that Old Man Hatchet has only been wrong once in his life....when he mistakenly thought he was wrong.

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