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  • #16
    Re: Daughter asked if she "mows the lawn"

    Originally posted by Five Year Old Girl View Post
    Are you sure? My Mawmy says when I get married, my house and my lawn will belong to my husband, juss' like Jeevus said.
    Don't be overly worried about lawn ownership. It's much more important to make sure your rug matches the drapes.
    The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

    "Credo elvem etiam vivere"

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    • #17
      Re: Daughter asked if she "mows the lawn"

      Y'mean like if yer car pet is blue, then thuh curr tens should be blue too, right?

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      • #18
        Re: Daughter asked if she "mows the lawn"

        Originally posted by Five Year Old Girl View Post
        Are you sure? My Mawmy says when I get married, my house and my lawn will belong to my husband, juss' like Jeevus said.
        Well obviously! It will be your duty to tend your lawn in a way that pleases your husband. You will be one flesh.

        Matthew 19:16 Wherefore they are no more twain, but one flesh. What therefore God hath joined together, let not man put asunder.

        Your husband will guide you in this when the time is right. You are once again allowing yourself to be troubled with girlish thoughts and should follow your parents. You have a good mother.

        Mark 7:10 For Moses said, Honour thy father and thy mother; and, Whoso curseth father or mother, let him die the death:

        We don't want you to die, child. All this thinking is bad for you.
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        Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

        John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

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        • #19
          Re: Daughter asked if she "mows the lawn"

          Originally posted by Five Year Old Girl View Post
          Y'mean like if yer car pet is blue, then thuh curr tens should be blue too, right?
          Only if that is pleasing to your husband. Some husbands my prefer your rugs and curtains/drapes to differ and that is a matter for them in their own household. Some may even prefer the floor to be bare of a rug and that is also a matter for them.
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          Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

          John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

          Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
          The truth about volcanos
          Sex and debauchery in public schools
          Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
          God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
          Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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          • #20
            Re: Daughter asked if she "mows the lawn"

            All of my Goshes, RP, you don't think I already thoughted too much do you? I don't wanna burn in heck. I'ma stop thinking right now.

            But does anyone tell Auntie Talitha bout the whole car pet and curr ten matching thing?

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            • #21
              Re: Daughter asked if she "mows the lawn"

              Everyone knows women don't really think proper thoughts but just have emotions and worries.

              It's natural for you to worry. Have you been beaten recently? This may be why you are worrying and troubling your elders.
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              Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

              John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

              Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
              The truth about volcanos
              Sex and debauchery in public schools
              Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
              God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
              Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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              • #22
                Re: Daughter asked if she "mows the lawn"

                Um, no, nobody beated me since Mawmy an' Daddy sent me away. They juss' don't feed me no more neither.

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                • #23
                  Re: Daughter asked if she "mows the lawn"

                  Originally posted by Five Year Old Girl View Post

                  But does anyone tell Auntie Talitha bout the whole car pet and curr ten matching thing?
                  I have it on good authority that Talitha has a nicely matched set.
                  The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

                  "Credo elvem etiam vivere"

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                  • #24
                    Re: Daughter asked if she "mows the lawn"

                    Originally posted by HTannor View Post
                    I have it on good authority that Talitha has a nicely matched set.
                    I assume that she has great housekeeping abilities - I must ask her to give my wife a few tips. Unfortunately, she is seemingly unable to do a good job with anything around the house, let alone matching rugs and drapes!
                    Proverbs 3:5 Trust in the LORD with all thine heart; and lean not unto thine own understanding.

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                    • #25
                      Re: Daughter asked if she "mows the lawn"

                      I headed someone say that Auntie Talitha doesn't even have a car pet. Just a bare tile.

                      Zat Kwistian ta' have bare tile?

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                      • #26
                        Re: Daughter asked if she "mows the lawn"

                        I have noticed with the drought conditions my area has been suffering of late that it has hardly grown at all
                        The Shela Tansper corrective school for boys 13 to 18 years old

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                        • #27
                          Re: Daughter asked if she "mows the lawn"

                          Originally posted by Shela Tansper View Post
                          I have noticed with the drought conditions my area has been suffering of late that it has hardly grown at all
                          Has it become dry, flaky and cracked yet?

                          Be wary of that happening...
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                          Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                          John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                          Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                          The truth about volcanos
                          Sex and debauchery in public schools
                          Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                          God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                          Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                          • #28
                            Re: Daughter asked if she "mows the lawn"

                            Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
                            Has it become dry, flaky and cracked yet?

                            Be wary of that happening...
                            Yes, can be a big problem this if you don't keep it wet. I'm looking after the beach apartment now and in summer I always make sure it is always well wetted so it will estay nice and thick and soft for the touchings. Is lovely to lie and sunbathe in the sun here and feel it all nice and soft and cool to the fingers while I'm getting a beutifull deep brown soft suntanning on my eskin. The passer by people always say how much they are admire it too, so it's a nice view for everybody really.

                            Very good advises that Mr Papist.
                            Ex JW and quiet, shy, timid girl who wants to be a True Cristian Lady.
                            My favorite verse from the Bible is:
                            - A true WITNESSE deliuereth soules: but a deceitfull WITNESSE speaketh lyes.

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                            • #29
                              Re: Daughter asked if she "mows the lawn"

                              Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
                              Has it become dry, flaky and cracked yet?

                              Be wary of that happening...
                              Luckily it hasn't got any of these symptoms yet but i have noticed some bald patches appearing so i was thinking about getting some of it re-seeded but i will have to give it a good rake through to rid it of all the dead thatch .
                              The Shela Tansper corrective school for boys 13 to 18 years old

                              King James Bible v1611
                              A passage a day keeps satan away

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                              • #30
                                Re: Daughter asked if she "mows the lawn"

                                Originally posted by Shela Tansper View Post
                                Luckily it hasn't got any of these symptoms yet but i have noticed some bald patches appearing so i was thinking about getting some of it re-seeded but i will have to give it a good rake through to rid it of all the dead thatch .
                                And fertilzer. It probably need to be fertilized a lot if is in a so bad estate.

                                I always get mine fertilized when necesary.
                                Ex JW and quiet, shy, timid girl who wants to be a True Cristian Lady.
                                My favorite verse from the Bible is:
                                - A true WITNESSE deliuereth soules: but a deceitfull WITNESSE speaketh lyes.

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