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Old 07-06-2011, 01:48 PM
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Exclamation A clearer endorsement of Home Teaching I cannot conceive!

It was with stunned horror, brethren (and inevitably sistren silently reading and consulting their husbands or fathers) that I read the following sinful celebration of public education debauchery!

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While for most of us our parents are the biggest influence on our early lives, thanks to our compulsory education system teachers also play a huge role in how we grow up and what sort of people we turn out to be.
Nothing to be alarmed about on the face of it. We all know the joy of being instructed in God's word either in the bosom of the Church or by a loving parent. Why shouldn't the unsaved be similarly instructed, even in their soulless classrooms. It's not the fault of the children that their parents abandon them to the care of strangers.

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The first was Miss Mullins in standard 2. Not only was she a dynamic engaging and caring teacher, she was also in retrospect very hot, and I can now see that my devotion to her blackboard instruction probably had something to do with my first crush.
It doesn't take long for the true depravity of the public school experience to rear its head though. Bold as brass this hedonist holds forth about his feelings of a sexual nature for his FEMALE TEACHER!

But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence. 1 Timothy 2:12

Would this poor boy's soul be so endangered if he hadn't had a succession of wanton women paraded in front of him when he should have been concentrating on his Bible? It gets worse!

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Plimmerton also had an outstanding headmaster, Paul Chalmers. He was an enlightened and smart man who recognised the talents of his senior pupils and pushed us along particularly in maths.
Anyone who can make logarithms and slide rules interesting to 11-year-olds has a unique gift.
Not one mention of God's word and the glory therein. Instead they are taught to glorify soulless numbers and learn to masturbate over their female teachers.

Yea doubtless, and I count all things but loss for the excellency of the knowledge of Christ Jesus my Lord: for whom I have suffered the loss of all things, and do count them but dung, that I may win Christ, Philippians 3:8

But obviously dung is what these heathens wish to teach. That and longing to fornicate with tutors.

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As a parent you have only your own children to love nurture and encourage and while that is a lifetime commitment, imagine the sheer dedication needed to year on year embrace and inspire a new class of 20, 30, 40 or more young minds.
The author of this whimsical trash seems to at first be seeing wisdom but then ascribes more virtue to a person dedicated to diluting his secular attention among as mass of doomed young minds than that of a loving and devoted parent securing the soul of the child against eternal damnation by concentrating on God's Holy Word!

I despair at the fate of the godless among us as they are drowned in secular mathematics and science. Even geography now seems to be more concerned with measuring and touting godless geology and fossil worship rather than instructing children on where and how lesser peoples live and what dreadful costumes they wear.

Lift up your hearts, you people who steadfastly shield your children from this kind of abomination!
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Old 07-06-2011, 02:34 PM
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Well, I didn't follow the link proffered because I have no husband and the ONLY internet content that I trust is right here at LBC.

However, to my feeble female mind, there were some additional sinister indications buried in the syntax of some of those assertions.

Naturally, it is not my place to instruct, but if I may meekly observe, the person quoted in those statements may not even be an American, which puts this person even further down the hierarchy of acceptablility.

This is all the more reason, (someone other than myself might point out) to dismiss anything this misguided-- and no doubt misbegotten-- individual might have to say on any subject whatsoever.

Not that it is my place to put forth such a bold declaration. I realize that I am a weaker vessel whom Our Good Lord intended to serve menfolk in exchange for their protection and guidance.


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Default Re: A clearer endorsement of Home Teaching I cannot conceive!

For a mere woman you show some wisdom. Your father has instructed you well.

You divine correctly that this foul sedition comes from the distant land of New Zealand. No wonder the seditious satanic magic promoting film Lord of the Rings was made there.

I hesitate to profane your delicate girlish mind with their depravity with beasts of the field but you must fear to venture there with good reason.
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This is a response to the quote: "No wonder the seditious satanic magic promoting film Lord of the Rings was made there". Lord of the Rings was written by J.R.R Tolkein who was a great admirer of the story of Merlin. The main character in his trilogy (Gandalf) was modeled after Merlin and the protagonist was modeled after the charater of Arthur. Now the story of Merlin is centuries old. In fact, it was a biblical tale. The raising of the new hope (who was Arthur), the saviour of the world. Arthur stood as a metaphor for Jesus Christ. Now when you look at it that way, Frodo is also a metaphor for Jesus.

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This is a response to the quote: "No wonder the seditious satanic magic promoting film Lord of the Rings was made there". Lord of the Rings was written by J.R.R Tolkein who was a great admirer of the story of Merlin. The main character in his trilogy (Gandalf) was modeled after Merlin and the protagonist was modeled after the charater of Arthur. Now the story of Merlin is centuries old. In fact, it was a biblical tale. The raising of the new hope (who was Arthur), the saviour of the world. Arthur stood as a metaphor for Jesus Christ. Now when you look at it that way, Frodo is also a metaphor for Jesus.

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Baloney.

There is absolutely NOTHING in the Bible about Merlin or Gandalf or Arthur or Excalibur or Frodo or etc. etc. Why do you Jesus-haters insist on putting your satanic lies in the Bible?



Oh wait, the Bible DOES mention wizards:

(Leviticus 20:27) "A man also or woman that hath a familiar spirit, or that is a wizard, shall surely be put to death: they shall stone them with stones: their blood shall be upon them."




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This is a response to the quote: "No wonder the seditious satanic magic promoting film Lord of the Rings was made there". Lord of the Rings was written by J.R.R Tolkein who was a great admirer of the story of Merlin. The main character in his trilogy (Gandalf) was modeled after Merlin and the protagonist was modeled after the charater of Arthur. Now the story of Merlin is centuries old. In fact, it was a biblical tale. The raising of the new hope (who was Arthur), the saviour of the world. Arthur stood as a metaphor for Jesus Christ. Now when you look at it that way, Frodo is also a metaphor for Jesus.

Just sayin
This is a Christian forum!

Take your silly story books of fairy tales somewhere else!
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This is a Christian forum!

Take your silly story books of fairy tales somewhere else!
I know. How many times do we get atheists coming in here saying that Lord of the Rings is the equivalent to the Bible and we should worship orcs or something if we worship Jesus because they're the same thing.

I suspect an underground cult of Gandalf is trying to subvert Christianity!
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