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Question Flood confirmed! Whale graveyard in desert! How else could it be so?

Secularists and evolution scientists are climbing over themselves to put their own "millions of years" stamp on this astonishing find. With a more discerning eye a True Christian™ scientist can rapidly see what really is going on here.

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Chilean scientists together with researchers from the Smithsonian Institution have begun to unearth one of the world's best preserved graveyards of prehistoric whales in the hopes of finding out how these bus sized animals wound up in the same corner of the Atacama Desert in Chile.

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They were so close to the truth with this piece of speculation but their God-hating ways were their enemy.

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Maybe they became disoriented and beached themselves. Maybe they were trapped in a lagoon by a landslide or a storm.
Yes, it has to be the mother of all storms - the GREAT FLOOD ITSELF!

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"I think they died more or less at the same time," said Nicholas Pyenson, curator of fossil marine mammals at the Smithsonian's National Museum of Natural History. Pyenson and Suarez are jointly leading the research.
Again they are so close. Of course they died at the same time! The flood must have had some effect on aquatic life and whales (who stupidly beach themselves at the best of times) must have been prime candidates for thinking a submerged desert was the normal sea floor and then becoming stranded as the waters receded. We keep on seeing this over and over as these ancient bones turn up on dry land yet do these crazy scientists come up with a convincing explanation for how this happens? No, they don't!

It's all, "millions of years this and plate tectonics that" as they fudge round the facts that God gives us a cast iron clue as to the age of the Earth. We didn't even need to put it all together until Satan infected the mind of the scientist but it's in plain sight that there is no way the Earth can be that old.

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As for why such a great number perished in the same place, Pyenson said: "There are many ways that whales could die, and we're still testing all those different hypotheses."
Bet you a dollar they're not even considering God's flood? Didn't think so. Their steadfast refusal to consider all the evidence is well known but as per usual they refuse the answer that's staring them in the face!

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Hans Thewissen, an expert on early whales, agreed. Another scenario, he said, is that the whales might have gathered in a lagoon and then an earthquake or storm could have closed off the outlet to the ocean.
Yet again one of them nears the mark but his hatred of God stops him from drawing the right conclusion. Is it just me or are these people so blinded by their own agenda that they simply cannot focus on the matter at hand and look at what's really going on right before them? They are so blinded by their documents and theses they have been brainwashed into accepting as fact over the course of their secular indoctrination that the actual truth that God really did flood the Earth just as it says in the Bible and that whales were collateral damage as a result won't suggest itself to them no matter how blindingly obvious it is.

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"We have a unique opportunity to develop a great scientific project and make a great contribution to science," he said.
We need to seize this site before they pervert all the evidence and investigate it properly without these fools basing all their research on the assumption that God is not real. How dare they profane such a sacred site with their silly measurements and ways. Not once have they praised God or considered His mighty hand in the events they find the evidence for!

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Praise The Lord! Whales are Godly creatures into whose gut the mighty Jonah was swallowed so that he could bring the news of God to the city of Nineveh to prophesy against it "for their great wickedness is come up before me.” Jonah 1:2

This proof that the Flood was real is most exciting particularly as it comes when secular scientists have been viscously attacking Christians with their lies about an Old Earth and the unlikelihood of 8 Million species getting on board the Ark in time for the Deluge.

You can see the scene now: all those 4000 years ago, the whales suddenly find that they are swimming around 30,000 foot above their normal sea-level. They pass over the Andes and, unbeknown to them the Dove returns to the Ark with an Olive Branch. The Deluge recedes and they are left high and dry.

This was clearly God’s doing and He hid it from us until the knowledge was needed.
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Default Re: Flood confirmed! Whale graveyard in desert! How else could it be so?

That's precisely the point! Whales are some of God's dumbest creatures or why would they constantly run aground all the time?

So they see loads of sand under them and think it's fine then it's all flapping about and wasting the time of the treehuggers and dying anyway. Except this time it's the Sahara or Atacama Desert under them and not whale saver in sight.

Funny how these scientists are so in love with Occam's razor until the simplest and most elegant solution means it was God!
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I think anyone with more than half a brain can see that the retreating flood water is the only explanation for the whales stranded at this height. Even if you accept the silly idea of floating continents there is no way the sea bed could have turned into a high mountain in 6000 years.

The answer is clear to anyone with a working mind,

Genesis 8 And God remembered Noah, and every living thing, and all the cattle that was with him in the ark: and God made a wind to pass over the earth, and the waters assuaged; 2The fountains also of the deep and the windows of heaven were stopped, and the rain from heaven was restrained;
3And the waters returned from off the earth continually: and after the end of the hundred and fifty days the waters were abated.
4And the ark rested in the seventh month, on the seventeenth day of the month, upon the mountains of Ararat.
5And the waters decreased continually until the tenth month: in the tenth month, on the first day of the month, were the tops of the mountains seen.
6And it came to pass at the end of forty days, that Noah opened the window of the ark which he had made:
7And he sent forth a raven, which went forth to and fro, until the waters were dried up from off the earth.



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I think anyone with more than half a brain...

...clear to anyone with a working mind,
There's your problem!
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Just noticing that no "scientists" are yet to come up with a convincing explanation for how the Flood didn't happen and why this is clear evidence. I suppose there are no fake space pictures to bolster their claims when it comes to the ancient actions of God.
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I am sure that there will be soon some crazy evilutionist trying to explain that those whales adapted to waterless life and just walked there.
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I am sure that there will be soon some crazy evilutionist trying to explain that those whales adapted to waterless life and just walked there.
Wait! I just realised it'll be even crazier than that. They'll say it (a desert where it doesn't rain) used to be the sea floor. Millions of years ago but now there's no water there any more
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Wait! I just realised it'll be even crazier than that. They'll say it (a desert where it doesn't rain) used to be the sea floor. Millions of years ago but now there's no water there any more
That will be difficult to reconcile with their outlandish claim that water never disappears.



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They also believe that fish turned into hippos that got bored with the land and decided to become whales. Maybe they walked up there as hippos and turned back into big fish while they were up there?

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That will be difficult to reconcile with their outlandish claim that water never disappears.



If you read this thread you will see some of their foolishness, and their urge to drink pee (really!!!).



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You know the scientists, Brother. They only focus on the narrow bit of the dogma they follow that makes the point they want to make right now. They forget all the other bits that contradict them until they want to use that in its turn to make a different point.

They're nothing but hidebound hypocrites bamboozling the masses with their unprovable claims.
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And this is proving what? A flood myth or deluge myth is a mythical or religious story of a great flood sent by a deity or deities to destroy civilization as an act of divine retribution. It is a theme widespread among many cultures, though it is perhaps best known in modern times through the biblical and Quranic account of Noah's Ark, the foundational myths of the Quiché and Mayas, through Deucalion in Greek mythology, the Utnapishtim in the Epic of Gilgamesh or the Hindu puranic story of Manu which has some very strong parallels with the story of Noah.
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And this is proving what? A flood myth or deluge myth is a mythical or religious story of a great flood sent by a deity or deities to destroy civilization as an act of divine retribution. It is a theme widespread among many cultures, though it is perhaps best known in modern times through the biblical and Quranic account of Noah's Ark, the foundational myths of the Quiché and Mayas, through Deucalion in Greek mythology, the Utnapishtim in the Epic of Gilgamesh or the Hindu puranic story of Manu which has some very strong parallels with the story of Noah.
It's true that many "cultures" and "religions" have freely borrowed from the divine beauty that is the KJV Bible: nobody is disputing that. The problem is that so many people are mislead into thinking that just because an account is borrowed from a divine source it becomes, by association, true.

BALONEY.



Thank you for pointing out that other versions of The Great Flood are merely pale imitations of the actual thing. Jesus warned us about turning from The Truth and following fairy tales:

(2 Timothy 4:3-4) "For the time will come when they will not endure sound doctrine; but after their own lusts shall they heap to themselves teachers, having itching ears; And they shall turn away their ears from the truth, and shall be turned unto fables. "



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And this is proving what? A flood myth or deluge myth is a mythical or religious story of a great flood sent by a deity or deities to destroy civilization as an act of divine retribution. It is a theme widespread among many cultures, though it is perhaps best known in modern times through the biblical and Quranic account of Noah's Ark, the foundational myths of the Quiché and Mayas, through Deucalion in Greek mythology, the Utnapishtim in the Epic of Gilgamesh or the Hindu puranic story of Manu which has some very strong parallels with the story of Noah.

So your evidence that God didn't send a flood is that it was seen and recorded by ancient civilizations all over the world. Even the pagans who have no reason to say it happened wrote it down.

Thank you for backing us up on this.

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So your evidence that God didn't send a flood is that it was seen and recorded by ancient civilizations all over the world. Even the pagans who have no reason to say it happened wrote it down.

Thank you for backing us up on this.

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You're welcome!

Just to be clear on who copied who:

Deucalion -- from 3rd century BC
The Epic of Gilgamesh -- dates to the 18th century BC
The Puranas -- date from the time of the Gupta Empire, approximately from 320 to 550 AD
KJV Bible -- date from 1611

So, don't be so narrow minded... God it's in everyone of us, one way or another... So be kind to everyone.
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You're welcome!

Just to be clear on who copied who:

Deucalion -- from 3rd century BC
The Epic of Gilgamesh -- dates to the 18th century BC
The Puranas -- date from the time of the Gupta Empire, approximately from 320 to 550 AD
KJV Bible -- date from 1611

So, don't be so narrow minded... God it's in everyone of us, one way or another... So be kind to everyone.
All referring to the Great Flood that was 4300 years ago.

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These superstitious tribes people with their local ancestral disasters they've interpreted as a flood of the whole world are a pale shadow of the flood experienced by Noah who had access to God's science and true understanding.
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As an ex scientist I can blow the lid (so to speak) on exactly where they (the scientists) went wrong (apart from hating God, that is): they try to prove that the Noachian flood did not happen. They start with an a priori assumption and attempt to prove a negative.

It is only their (the scientists) blind, unreasoning hatred for our Merciful (and Vengful) Lord that allows them to break their (the scientist) sacred scientific method.

We all know how Jesus feels about hypocrites.

Matthew 6:16 Moreover when ye fast, be not, as the hypocrites, of a sad countenance: for they disfigure their faces, that they may appear unto men to fast. Verily I say unto you, They have their reward.

Job 15:34 For the congregation of hypocrites shall be desolate, and fire shall consume the tabernacles of bribery.

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please delete my account. I don't want anything to do with this kind of ignorance and stupidity.

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Thank you.
I can only imagine how embarrassing it must be to look over your last fifteen posts and see how rife they are with ignorance and stupidity. Unfortunately, we need to keep them up so that the astonished reactions of others can be understood in their proper context.

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