I am Ms Sister

[Miss Sister]

Hello good fellow Christians. I want to be a True ChristianTM. I got my daughter raped and she loved it. My son is 12 and is getting married next month. My oldest child (17) now listens to Jazz and uses Linux! My neighbor told me that Jazz is a sin and so is Linux.

[One True Religion]

Re: I am Ms Sister

Hello good fellow Christians. I want to be a True ChristianTM. I got my daughter raped and she loved it. My son is 12 and is getting married next month. My oldest child (17) now listens to Jazz and uses Linux! My neighbor told me that Jazz is a sin and so is Linux.

Job 22:5 Is not thy wickedness great? and thine iniquities infinite? Why this childish mockery of our faith, take your teen angst elsewhere.

Though from the mouths of fools... Jazz indeed leads to sin and overly familiar relations with the darker races.

[Miss Sister]

Re: I am Ms Sister

To tell the truth. I am a 14 year old boy, a monkey worshiper (like you like to call them), I use a Mac and other Apple products. Women are equal to men. Mental disabilities are not a way of life.

I f*cking hate every single one of you Christians.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: I am Ms Sister

To tell the truth. I am a 14 year old boy

We'd have never guessed.

Thanks for taking your time out from masturbating over your laptop keyboard to strengthen our faith.

That little erotic fantasy of yours you posted at the start shows you need a demon thrashing from you. That's one sick imagination you have there.

[One True Religion]

Re: I am Ms Sister

To tell the truth. I am a 14 year old boy, a monkey worshiper (like you like to call them), I use a Mac and other Apple products. Women are equal to men. Mental disabilities are not a way of life.

I f*cking hate every single one of you Christians.

What are you on about you socially inadequate dolt? Learn to express yourself properly if you wish to converse on such learned subjects as holy writ, you are amongst scholars and theologians here, why not strive to improve yourself. It is sorely needed and though I fear that your soul shall suffer endless torments I would, were the Lord to grant me his strength, like to save even such a wastrel as yourself.

[Yeshua bar Yusuf]

Re: I am Ms Sister

To tell the truth. I am a 14 year old boy

You'll be disappointed with LBC then, as there are no bead-rattling mackerel-snapping papist priests to engage in homosinual acts of sodomy with you.

[Miss Sister]

Re: I am Ms Sister

I apologize that I'm not a homersexual as you fucktards like to call them.

[One True Religion]

Re: I am Ms Sister

I apologize that I'm not a homersexual as you piffletards like to call them.

This is not the place to deny your sins and iniquities, this is a place of God, do you really think that He cannot see through your feeble lies and prevarications?

[Miss Sister]

Re: I am Ms Sister

This is not the place to deny your sins and iniquities, this is a place of God, do you really think that He cannot see through your feeble lies and prevarications?

So since I am not a Christian, I am gay? I see a huge flaw in your logic.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: I am Ms Sister

I apologize that I'm not a homersexual as you piffletards like to call them.

Why so angry with God, friend?

I know 14 year old boys are angry with a lot of things but perhaps if you share a few of them with us we can begin the process of getting you to realise that it's an expression of God's love that he smote you with uncontrollable desires to jerk off to pornography, embarrass yourself by typing gibberish on the internet and dreadful acne.

Were you fondled by a catholic? Did God smite you with geekishness? Do you struggle to hold conversations with girls? All of this is for a reason. Let's explore them together in the love of Jesus.

[One True Religion]

Re: I am Ms Sister

So since I am not a Christian, I am gay? I see a huge flaw in your logic.

I can hear a cry for help when I hear one. I am a busy man but I shall be happy to offer you counseling and sage advice if you wish to seek help. But you must embrace the Lord your God and stop these childish games and foolish words. Come to me brother.

[Miss Sister]

Re: I am Ms Sister

Why so angry with God, friend?

I know 14 year old boys are angry with a lot of things but perhaps if you share a few of them with us we can begin the process of getting you to realise that it's an expression of God's love that he smote you with uncontrollable desires to jerk off to pornography, embarrass yourself by typing gibberish on the internet and dreadful acne.

Were you fondled by a catholic? Did God smite you with geekishness? Do you struggle to hold conversations with girls? All of this is for a reason. Let's explore them together in the love of Jesus.

Let's see. I've only been in a Catholic Church once, and that was for my uncles funeral. I am a Geek. I love Star Trek, I watch the Science channel all day. Masturbation is normal.

[One True Religion]

Re: I am Ms Sister

Let's see. I've only been in a Catholic Church once, and that was for my uncles funeral. I am a Geek. I love Star Trek, I watch the Science channel all day. Masturbation is normal.

Normal for frustrated homosexual teens I agree but not for decent God fearing folk. Tell me your troubles.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: I am Ms Sister

Young lady, many people come here and try to shock us, but I think you will find our threshold is pretty high in that respect. Many of us (including me) have done far worse in real life than the fiction you've posted.

Now, how about dropping the charade and telling us about the REAL you, and why you think Jesus led you here today.

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth
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[Miss Sister]

Re: I am Ms Sister

One True Religion: IF anyone is going to hell, it will be you. Last time I checked the majority of homosexuals don't hunt, fish, and get dirty.