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  • ChickenChocker
    Unsaved trash
    • Sep 2011
    • 5

    #1

    Hello (:

    Why am I called Unsaved Scum? :/ Thats a bit harsh...

    Anyway hello, I love jesus!
  • Pastor Isaac Peters
    Senior Pastor
    Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
    Always Biblically correct
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 10639

    #2
    Re: Hello (:

    Dear friend:

    The answer is found here. Now please tell us what church you go to, what your favorite Bible verse is, and how you came to find Jesus.
    This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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    • John Creeser
      Warning: In case of Rapture, this account will be unmanned.
       
      • Aug 2009
      • 7248

      #3
      Re: Hello (:

      A cautious welcome to you friend as you seem a bit whiny.

      Chicken Choker? Do you work for one of Kentucky Fried Chicken's farms?
      -Every young man's battle - PORN AND MASTURBATION![/SIZE]
      -DISOWN your ATHEIST children - just like this good mother did!!

      -FINALLY!! Some rights for the rapists!!
      -There is no such thing as animal abuse!!
      -Pregnancy through RAPE is a GIFT from God
      -Keep the Fags out of the Boy Scouts!!
      -WIVES!! Stay in your abusive relationship!

      STOP, DROP & ROLL DOESN'T WORK IN HELL!!!!


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      • Didymus Much
        Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
        • Jun 2010
        • 14079

        #4
        Re: Hello (:

        Actually, the default title is "Unsaved Trash".

        The mods could make an exception for you, though.

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        • Bobby-Joe
          Landover Security Superviser
          Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
          NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 18405

          #5
          Re: Hello (:

          Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
          Actually, the default title is "Unsaved Trash".

          The mods could make an exception for you, though.
          Plus the original poster is Unsaved Trash. Don't know why they would take it so personally.

          Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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          Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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          • s. warnin
            Forum Member
            Forum Member
            • Aug 2011
            • 168

            #6
            Re: Hello (:

            Originally posted by ChickenChocker View Post
            Why am I called Unsaved Scum? :/ Thats a bit harsh...

            Anyway hello, I love jesus!
            Why are you called ChickenChocker? What exactly is a ChickenChocker? Do you put chock blocks underneath chickens to keep them from rolling? I mean, can you clarify this please?
            Jeremiah 23:29 Is not my word like as a fire? saith the LORD; and like a hammer that breaketh the rock in pieces?

            Ephesians 6:11 Put on the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to stand against the wiles of the devil.

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            • ChickenChocker
              Unsaved trash
              • Sep 2011
              • 5

              #7
              Re: Hello (:

              Its just what my friends called me after an embarrassing part of my teen life

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              • John Scopes
                Unsaved Trash, Monkey worshiping Darwinista
                • Sep 2009
                • 666

                #8
                Re: Hello (:

                Wasting DNA like that is foolish. It is possible though, that you harbor some same sex proclivities, of course that is scientifically interesting because your particular genetic line would come to an end.

                Originally posted by ChickenChocker View Post
                Its just what my friends called me after an embarrassing part of my teen life
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                “Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge: it is those who know little, and not those who know much, who so positively assert that this or that problem will never be solved by science.” Charles Darwin The Descent of Man (1871)

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                • ChickenChocker
                  Unsaved trash
                  • Sep 2011
                  • 5

                  #9
                  Re: Hello (:

                  Excuse me?

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                  • Bible Student
                    Master of Biblical Study and Ancient Languages
                    With Jesus now.
                    True Christian™
                    • Dec 2010
                    • 2474

                    #10
                    Re: Hello (:

                    Originally posted by ChickenChocker View Post
                    Excuse me?
                    Well since you didn't explain yourself well, Mr. Scopes was forced to fill in the blanks. But you need not pay him any attention as he is merely Unsaved Trash like yourself. It is incredible that he has lasted here this long. Most atheists scamper away after a few days.
                    YiJC, BS

                    II Peter 1:4 -- Whereby are giuen vnto vs exceeding great and precious promises, that by these you might bee partakers of thy diuine nature, hauing escaped the corruption that is in the world through lust.

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                    • John Creeser
                      Warning: In case of Rapture, this account will be unmanned.
                       
                      • Aug 2009
                      • 7248

                      #11
                      Re: Hello (:

                      Originally posted by ChickenChocker View Post
                      Its just what my friends called me after an embarrassing part of my teen life


                      You realize mating with an animal is blasphemy?

                      Leviticus 20:15 And if a man lie with a beast, he shall surely be put to death: and ye shall slay the beast.

                      And how is this possible with a chicken....oh right...that's the embarrassing part. I'm sorry to hear your manhood never developed from babyhood.

                      I assume this is why you are not married or have any children?
                      -Every young man's battle - PORN AND MASTURBATION![/SIZE]
                      -DISOWN your ATHEIST children - just like this good mother did!!

                      -FINALLY!! Some rights for the rapists!!
                      -There is no such thing as animal abuse!!
                      -Pregnancy through RAPE is a GIFT from God
                      -Keep the Fags out of the Boy Scouts!!
                      -WIVES!! Stay in your abusive relationship!

                      STOP, DROP & ROLL DOESN'T WORK IN HELL!!!!


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                      • Mary Etheldreda
                        Gushing for Jesus
                         
                        • Sep 2011
                        • 23775

                        #12
                        Re: Hello (:

                        Originally posted by Bible Student View Post
                        Well since you didn't explain yourself well, Mr. Scopes was forced to fill in the blanks.
                        I think I can fill in some more. This poor child was educated at Public Gay Agenda School and that's why he never learned how to spell 'choker." Unless he meant "chicken checker" which doesn't make sense because anyone who enjoys mating with animals clearly wouldn't care if it was male or female so why check? To see if it's alive? What does a perv care? Perhaps he meant "chicken shocker" in which case I would most certainly agree.

                        This is why I homeschool my children. He probably learned how to have sex with chickens in health class. It's a requirement in the state of California public schools.
                        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                        • ChickenChocker
                          Unsaved trash
                          • Sep 2011
                          • 5

                          #13
                          Re: Hello (:

                          Why are we getting so personal?
                          I am not a pervert, I was doing work experience at a chicken farm when I was a teen, and while attempting you clean one out, I slipped in the dung and grabbed what I could, in this case, the chickens neck, choking it...
                          I have no idea what you people are talking about, wasting DNA? Being called gay? You can't even get male chickens anyway can you? There called Turkeys...

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                          • Yeshua bar Yusuf
                            Forum Member
                            Forum Member
                            • Sep 2011
                            • 135

                            #14
                            Re: Hello (:

                            Male chickens are not called turkeys. Turkeys and chickens are two separate and distinct (but equally delicious) creations of God, and only an evilutionist would try to claim they are in any way related.

                            Male chickens are called cocks. Does this have anything to do with your obsession with wrapping your hands around them? If so, you might want to familiarize yourself with this.
                            People killed by God in the Bible: 2,476,633
                            People killed by Satan in the Bible: 10

                            Whose side do YOU want to be on?
                            Constantly Praying for Temperance Proverbs 16:24
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                            • ChickenChocker
                              Unsaved trash
                              • Sep 2011
                              • 5

                              #15
                              Re: Hello (:

                              So now I'm evil aswell? :S

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