Fly With a Gay Pilot and You're Dead

[Johny Joe Hold]

It's hard to imagine anything more dangerours than getting on an airliner with a homer pilot.

First, there is the danger God will smite the pilot when you are flying 30,000 feet in the air.

Then, there is always the possibility a passenger will learn about the homer pilot and go on the attack.

Third, you have to wonder just how safe a sex-crazed pilot is. I want my pilot thinking about flying the plane, not his sodomite boy friend.

If you want to arm yourself against homer pilots, you can read about their "association".

https://secure.ngpa.org/

[Nobar King]

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Do you ever wonder who is part of the 'mile high club' and worry that it's your pilot? I do, now.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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I hear ya! But then you have to wonder about a guy that is willing to work in a Cockpit.

[Dan U. Holier]

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Your Honor, you got me all worried now, since I have to fly frequently. I was suspicious even before; I mean, what else is the point of totally unmanly “airline food” but promotion of the homersexual agenda?

From now on I’m gonna check in the whole cockpit crew before taking my seat. But how can we distinguish between gay and straight pilots? They all wear the same – excuse me - kinda faggy uniforms. We should start sending petitions to airline companies to mark members of the flygay ass-ociation – for instance with a pink triangle badge.

Who’s with me?

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Fly With a Gay Pilot and You're Dead

Your Honor, you got me all worried now, since I have to fly frequently. I was suspicious even before; I mean, what else is the point of totally unmanly “airline food” but promotion of the homersexual agenda?

From now on I’m gonna check in the whole cockpit crew before taking my seat. But how can we distinguish between gay and straight pilots? They all wear the same – excuse me - kinda faggy uniforms. We should start sending petitions to airline companies to mark members of the flygay ass-ociation – for instance with a pink triangle badge.

Who’s with me?

I think you have a wonderful project here, Brother Dan. The FAA should require that planes with homer pilots be identified on the TV screen of Arrivals and Departures. The pink triangle could be programmed right beside the flight number, like an asterik.

The public's safty is at stake here.

[Dan U. Holier]

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I think you have a wonderful project here, Brother Dan. The FAA should require that planes with homer pilots be identified on the TV screen of Arrivals and Departures. The pink triangle could be programmed right beside the flight number, like an asterik.

The public's safty is at stake here.

Exactly; True Christians™ don’t have prejudices against no one (except those commanded by the Bible) – it’s about safety and freedom of choice! I want my ice-cream clean, vanilla and not overly sweet. I want my pilot male, Christian, white and straight!

Why should I entrust my safety to stupid less intelligent gender, terrorists, dangerous minorities and perverts thinking only how to plug their tallywackers into other men’s anuses? I am a customer; I should have freedom of choice! This is not communism!

Chant with me:

Fly white and straight!
Fly white and straight!
Fly white and straight!

[Redeemed Papist]

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Have you ever seen a male flight attendant that was straight?

[MitzaLizalor]

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clean, vanilla and not overly sweet

The German and Australian national carriers have very good food and frequent flyers may order any obscure meal in advance (such as "all meat" &/or the excellent "fruit platter" or just about any other combination you can think of). Depending on your regular seating position there are also superb à la carte menus, steak grilled on demand at any time, a proper claret selection and some half decent champagne. DO NOT ORDER KOSHER (flying out of Melbourne it is very very good, hand prepared exactly to order - everywhere else it's very very bad pre-packed stodge).

I'd avoid the champagne though and, if your interested in that-sort-of-thing, go with the brandy ex-Europe.

That is not an opinion by the way, just an appreciative response to your icecream selection. With truffles.

[Johny Joe Hold]

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Have you ever seen a male flight attendant that was straight?

Redeemed, you question about homer male flight attendants reminded me of something perhaps every person who has gone on long flights has seen.

You will see the flight attendant, male or female, carry a trays of food to the front. They knock on the door of the cockpit cabin. In they go.

When they reappear, they have these wide, suspicious smiles.

The more I think back about experience on airlines, the more I realize how fortunate I am non of them crashed.

[Brother Bob]

Re: Fly With a Gay Pilot and You're Dead

Redeemed, you question about homer male flight attendants reminded me of something perhaps every person who has gone on long flights has seen.

You will see the flight attendant, male or female, carry a trays of food to the front. They knock on the door of the cockpit cabin. In they go.

When they reappear, they have these wide, suspicious smiles.

The more I think back about experience on airlines, the more I realize how fortunate I am non of them crashed.

As a pilot student myself, I can assure you the majority of pilot trainees are either terrorists, homosexuals, or alcohol addicted maniacs. Surely something called the mile high club could not have been conceived by a faithful christian...

There are of course pilots who are "Straight 4 Jesus". But that group is indeed a minority.

[Dan U. Holier]

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Have you ever seen a male flight attendant that was straight?

IMHO, things turned worse after they banned the term “stewardess” and replacing it with an unisexual (= faggotish) “flight attendant”; needless to say that was a part of the homersexual agenda!

...DO NOT ORDER KOSHER...

Thanks for warning, sister Mitza, but I would never ever order “Kosher”. I don’t want to be confused with, you know, those people.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Little known fact, but true: Commercial airlines will never schedule two True Christian(tm) pilots to fly together on the same plane. Just in case The Rapture hit while they were flying, there has to be someone left to land the plane.

It's true!

[Zechariah Smyth]

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There is only ONE time you should use the words "gay" and "pilot" together, and that's when you are talking about bombing some chinamen.

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth
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[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Fly With a Gay Pilot and You're Dead

Little known fact, but true: Commercial airlines will never schedule two True Christian™ pilots to fly together on the same plane. Just in case The Rapture hit while they were flying, there has to be someone left to land the plane.

It's true!

Thank you, Pastor. A person just needs to think through these things before he flies.

The rapture might take a True Chrisitan™ pilot, but, God could smite a homer pilot right out of the air. The flying public should know these things.

JJH

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: Fly With a Gay Pilot and You're Dead

Little known fact, but true: Commercial airlines will never schedule two True Christian™ pilots to fly together on the same plane. Just in case The Rapture hit while they were flying, there has to be someone left to land the plane.

It's true!

I'm continually struck by how magnanimous and caring True Christians™ really are - particularly in view of how often we are criticized and attacked in these Godly forums. One would think we would not care what happens to the unsaved trash that Jesus would choose to be left behind in the rapture, even to die in a pilotless airplane crash – but True Christians™ show once again our love for God's creation.