New name for "gay marriage"

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

In order to distinguish clearly between marriage and the degrading sham that homosexuals engage in, I've come up with a new term.

Instead of "gay marriage" or "same-sex marriage", I suggest "sodomarriage".

Homosexuals can't get married, but they can get "sodomarried". We would, of course, register sodomarriages, and insert tracking chips on all sodomarried people . . . to make their transfer to the camps easier at a later date.

When they propose, they must say, "Will you sodomarry me?"

Such a term will remind them -- and all Christians -- that they are Sodomites, damned by God to an eternity of torment in His Lake of Fire.

I can only imagine their sodomarital vows: "I promise to offend God by having sodomitious relations with you at least once a month, if I can fit you in between the orgies I attend each weekend. I promise to take you with me to at least 20% of the orgies I attend, though we may not see one another until the following day."

What other sodomarital vows would you expect?

[Brother Harold Porter]

Re: New name for "gay marriage"

Well, when I was a practicing queer, I often wondered who would care for me in my later years. Jesus saved me from the misery in time praise God, but if the sissies are to be "married", they should commit to caring for each other through the certain disease and despair.

"I promise, after your rectum is savaged and ruined from daily sodomy, I will be there to change your colostomy bag as often as needed, through good times and bad."

"When you heave bile every waking moment from the AIDS and Hepatitis, I promise to be of good cheer as I mop, wash and clean."

"After your last friend has shunned you for your choice of being a filthy homo, I will still be there."

Makes me sick, but decisions have consequences. Even for fags.

In Christ

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: New name for "gay marriage"

Those are some truly loving sodomarriage vows, Brother. Not having been caught up in the sodomania myself, I'd never have thought of them.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: New name for "gay marriage"

Call me old fashioned but I prefer "abomination."

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: New name for "gay marriage"

Call me old fashioned but I prefer "abomination."

Of course, but that wouldn't really work on a certificate. People would confuse sodomarriage with Roseanne Barr.

[VictoryOS]

Re: New name for "gay marriage"

This is a wonderful idea. To take it a step further, we could also call it "sodomurder" to commemorate all the little babies who will never be born because of selfish queers who fornicate without the chance of reproduction.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: New name for "gay marriage"

This is a wonderful idea. To take it a step further, we could also call it "sodomurder" to commemorate all the little babies who will never be born because of selfish queers who fornicate without the chance of reproduction.

We could apply that to all the couples using birth control too, Sister! Or barren women!

Disgusting, having relations with no possibility of procreation.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: New name for "gay marriage"

Do you, Tarquil take Roderick to be wed in unholy abomination to live until AIDS do you part and live in sodomurder together?

Sounds good to me.

Perhaps we could have both terms in the vows.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: New name for "gay marriage"

I prefer God's name for it: ABOMINATION

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: New name for "gay marriage"

I prefer God's name for it: ABOMINATION

So do I, but you KNOW the sodomites would sue if we required them to list themselves on the Abomination Registry.

The Sodomarriage Registry? That might work. And the Sodomarriage Chip!

We could embed it in their right hands.