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  • #1

    Introduction of the Librarian

    You may call me Librarian. I do not reveal my personal information anywhere in the internet as I don't believe in its security and privacy.

    I had been educated about the Bible since I was I child. I am currently seeking the True church through my quest for knowledge. I hope to understand the God's word so I can correctly judge as which church is the true one.

    No I am not here for debate, but is this not a place for discussing bible truths?

    Neither am I here for flaming, as you can see in all my posts. My posts contain my opinions in the most sensible and respectful way I can put it. If I did or will post any message that you believe is not respectful, I will try my best not to but just in case, I am sorry.
    And I did not and will not post out of hatred nor for the purpose of flaming.
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    Re: Introduction of the Librarian

    What church do you attend? How old are you? Please tell us about yourself, and your walk with Jesus. I hope and pray that you aren't an actual librarian.

    If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

    If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

    You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

    Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • #3
      Re: Introduction of the Librarian

      Landover already knows more about you than your mother does. The Lord knows your soul and The Lord speaks to us.

      I suspect you are Catholic and as such have never seen the inside of a Bible.

      So, leaving John:3:16 aside, what is your favorite Bible verse?
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      • #4
        Re: Introduction of the Librarian

        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
        What church do you attend? How old are you? Please tell us about yourself, and your walk with Jesus. I hope and pray that you aren't an actual librarian.

        If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

        If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

        You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

        Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.
        No I am not an actual librarian. I do not attend church at the moment, rather I read the bible in the privacy of my home whilst looking for the True church. I am the range of 20-30. I was a believer since I was a child, learning from the bible, reading passages and discussing with more experienced persons.
        I follow Jesus' footsteps as close as I can within my understanding. Continually I strive to learn more and that is what led me to this forum.



        Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
        Landover already knows more about you than your mother does. The Lord knows your soul and The Lord speaks to us.
        I agree, God knows what is in the deepest recesses of everyone's hearts.


        I suspect you are Catholic and as such have never seen the inside of a Bible.
        I am sorry, but no. I am not a Catholic, never been inside a catholic church before. As for what religion I was affiliated with, please don't guess anymore. I would not like to lie so I would simply answer to future questions about it that "I would rather not say".

        I have read the bible a lot of times, but not in its entirety. When I was young I was made to memorize the names of books of the bible in order, a feat that I can no longer do.

        So, leaving John:3:16 aside, what is your favorite Bible verse?
        I have no "favorite" Bible verse. The bible is to be treated as a whole, without contradiction, without preference which book is better or which verse is we like the best. God gave us his word through the Bible and God's word is absolute, therefore the whole bible is absolute and all equal.
        But if pressed, I can say that I like the books of Genesis, Daniel, 1st and 2nd of Kings as well as Chronicles, the Gospels, Proverbs, Songs of Solomon, and Revelations.
        Before you misunderstand me, I did not memorize all of their contents, nor do I claim I know all their contents.

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        • #5
          Re: Introduction of the Librarian

          Originally posted by librarian View Post
          I did not memorize all of their contents, nor do I claim I know all their contents.
          I did, and I do.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • #6
            Re: Introduction of the Librarian

            I am the range of 20-30.
            Have you though about asking your mother how old you are? She might be able to narrow it down a bit for you.


            Job 11:17 And thine age shall be clearer than the noonday: thou shalt shine forth, thou shalt be as the morning.

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            Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

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            • #7
              Re: Introduction of the Librarian

              Originally posted by librarian View Post
              I follow Jesus' footsteps as close as I can within my understanding.
              Does this mean you're in Israel?

              Or do you mean you're trying to be like Jesus? He didn't say to be like Him; He said to obey Him.

              He's the King. We don't get to be like Him.
              I have no "favorite" Bible verse. The bible is to be treated as a whole, without contradiction, without preference which book is better or which verse is we like the best. God gave us his word through the Bible and God's word is absolute, therefore the whole bible is absolute and all equal.
              Well said!
              But if pressed, I can say that I like the books of Genesis, Daniel, 1st and 2nd of Kings as well as Chronicles, the Gospels, Proverbs, Songs of Solomon, and Revelations.
              Two of those book names are incorrect. Can you figure out which two?
              Bible boring? Nonsense!
              Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
              You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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              • #8
                Re: Introduction of the Librarian

                Welcome aboard, Libertarian! You Libertarians are alright in my book, just as long as you get with the program on election day and vote a straight Republican ticket all across the board! Just please don't expect us to entertain any of your nonsense about "privacy" or legalizing drugs, and I'm sure we'll on famously!

                Tell us, how many children do you have? Is your husband a Libertarian too? What would you say is your greatest challenge when it comes to keeping your home nice and neat for him?
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                • #9
                  Re: Introduction of the Librarian

                  You call yourself "librarian" but you don't work in a library.

                  You tell us you aren't here to debate, but you counter every single point with ill-conceived retorts and thinly-veiled animosity.

                  You say you aren't here to flame, but you've been passive-aggressive from the get-go.

                  You claim to be seeking a church, but your intentions reveal otherwise.

                  You tell us you've been taught about the Bible from childhood, but you show no true discernment of its contents.

                  You're scared to say your name, you don't know how old you are, and apparently you're more concerned with your opinions than your eternal salvation.

                  My conclusion: you are a phony baloney.



                  Now, how about a little honesty? I believe you owe it to us. Drop the veil.

                  (Proverbs 12:19) "The lip of truth shall be established for ever: but a lying tongue is but for a moment. "



                  Yours in Christ,

                  Z. Smyth
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                  • #10
                    Re: Introduction of the Librarian

                    Yes, yes. Come out of the closet! You have nothing to fear from us.

                    The wicked flee when no man pursueth: but the righteous are bold as a lion. Proverbs 28:1.
                    "Come Unto Me. Put forth thine hand now, and touch all that he hath." (Matthew 19:14, Job 1:11).

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                    • #11
                      Re: Introduction of the Librarian

                      Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
                      You call yourself "librarian" but you don't work in a library.

                      Exactly what I was thinking, brother. He is a LIAR! And we all know what the Bible KJV1611 has to say about LIARS! Here is just a few select verses -

                      Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

                      Proverbs 14:5 A faithful witness will not lie: but a false witness will utter lies.

                      Proverbs 13:5 A righteous man hateth lying: but a wicked man is loathsome, and cometh to shame.

                      Exodus 23:1 Thou shalt not raise a false report: put not thine hand with the wicked to be an unrighteous witness.

                      Romans 3:13 Their throat is an open sepulchre; with their tongues they have used deceit; the poison of asps is under their lips

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                      • #12
                        Re: Introduction of the Librarian

                        I would recommend you read the book "Yes or No? Straight answers tough questions about Christianity" Great book. Unlike this stupid forum, the author does not constantly quote the Bible, and uses real world examples. Hoped this helped!😄

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                        • #13
                          Re: Introduction of the Librarian

                          Originally posted by computer View Post
                          I would recommend you read the book "Yes or No? Straight answers tough questions about Christianity" Great book. Unlike this stupid forum, the author does not constantly quote the Bible, and uses real world examples. Hoped this helped!😄
                          I'll let you know if he ever comes back to hear your advice!

                          Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                          • #14
                            Re: Introduction of the Librarian

                            Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                            I'll let you know if he ever comes back to hear your advice!

                            Umm, I will be checking this, so I can just see for myself.

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                            • #15
                              Re: Introduction of the Librarian

                              Originally posted by computer View Post
                              Umm, I will be checking this, so I can just see for myself.
                              Considering his last visit was three years ago, I won't hold my breath.

                              Do what you want, though.

                              Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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