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Old 04-12-2012, 06:35 PM
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Thumbs up "Schizophrenia" is a myth. That voice IS Almighty God!

If "Schizophrenia" were a real thing, all the prophets would be crazy, or at least on the same level as Mohammed, Joe The Mormon, or those crazy street people. Fortunately, those voices people heard actually ARE God. The voices contradict each other because sometimes God is lying: 1 Kings 22:23, 2 Chronicles 18:22, Jeremiah 4:10, Jeremiah 20:7, Ezekiel 14:9, 2 Thessalonians 2:11

Even if God is saying things that God obviously would never say...It's still God. He's just lying as part of His Mysterious Plan. Since God has a perfectly good reason to lie to you, you should just go ahead and do what He says.

It might be interesting to speculate on WHY God lied to Mohammed, Joe Smith, and every other non-Christian who is going to hell because God lied to them or their religious leaders. My theory: he really hates Arabs. And Asians. And everyone other than us.
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Old 04-12-2012, 07:19 PM
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Default Re: "Schizophrenia" is a myth. That voice IS Almighty God!

Who tells us the voice is God is just us being to stupid to understand it's our inner dialog? SCIENTISTS!

"Schizophrenia" is a THEORY. Just like the age of the earth, origins of mankind, global warming, peak oil, Keynesian economics, biological causes of homosexuality, genes, heliocentricism, electricity, magnetism, round earth, mathmatics, biology and the female orgasm it's another THEORY from SCIENTISTS.

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It might be interesting to speculate on WHY God lied to Mohammed, Joe Smith, and every other non-Christian who is going to hell because God lied to them or their religious leaders.
Paul, a prophet who was so inspired he fell of his horse, gives us an answer:
Ro:9:20: Nay but, O man, who art thou that repliest against God? Shall the thing formed say to him that formed it, Why hast thou made me thus?
Ro:9:21: Hath not the potter power over the clay, of the same lump to make one vessel unto honour, and another unto dishonour?
Ro:9:22: What if God, willing to shew his wrath, and to make his power known, endured with much longsuffering the vessels of wrath fitted to destruction:
Ro:9:23: And that he might make known the riches of his glory on the vessels of mercy, which he had afore prepared unto glory,


which is amazingly confirmed by a quite different prophet in

Re:2:27: And he shall rule them with a rod of iron; as the vessels of a potter shall they be broken to shivers: even as I received of my Father.

Basically anyone who isn't a Baptist has been created by God to stoke the fires of Hell.

And as for your major point - it is obvious that I am quite sane, as are all those who speak to and hear God.

Do you remember Frederick Brandenburg? The guy who ran amok in Landover in 1957? Killed 18 people? Yes? Well of course, his lawyer stated quite clearly that Frederick was inspired by God's voice and the whole trial collapsed; he's living over in Des Moines if I remember correctly.

If we are to take God seriously - as we must - then in God We Trust!
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Amen, brother!

I am so sick and tired of hearing about these so-called "mental health" issues!
Schizophrenia is no brain disease, it's the voice of the Almighty!
Autism isn't a brain disorder, it's disobedience!
Tourette's isn't a bunch of ticks, it's a bunch of SPOILED BRATS!

Sin! Sin! and more Sin!

People need to realize that the brain is no more faulty than the rest of the body and if it isn't working properly, the individual has unconfessed sin in his or her heart:

Confess your faults one to another, and pray one for another, that ye may be healed. The effectual fervent prayer of a righteous man availeth much.
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Can't you just imagine what it will be like at Rature time?

We will hear the call, atheists, Catholics, Presbyterians and whomever will not. As we are floating off to our just reward, they will be shouting, "They're Schizophrenic."
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Any god who would tell people to kill their children isn't worthy of worship.
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Dear Godmocking Whore;

Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and spreading your legs for anyone with a dollar to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

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5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.
Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

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Who are you to judge God? He is the STANDARD OF MORAL VALUE; so how can He be wrong in any way shape or form? When you disagree with God, you are automatically wrong, even if He wants to kill children. Who is more important, children or God? God created children, therefore children are relatively unimportant and their existence is necessarily precarious.

You probably decided there was no God so that you could justify your obsession with sodomy. Am I right?
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Default Re: "Schizophrenia" is a myth. That voice IS Almighty God!

The God-mocking Big Pharma do obviously make fortunes from Schizophrenia medications.
While the revenues from insulin (the highly addictive sperm-like disgusting white slime welfare moms inject in their diabetes possessed kids) completely dwarf anything labeled as a brain disease, I believe "treatments" for "Schizophrenia" is the greater sin for silencing the word of the LORD.
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well, you hit the opossum on the head, brother trent! it's like when Daddy (RIP) got arrested for burnin down the Taco Bell they was buildin in town, Prasie God! He was let go on account of he told sheriff jergensens that God told him to keep the mexicans outta Defeated? sheriff wadn't too happy with mexicans on account of his daughter had run off with some puerto rican cubano? sos he told daddy to keep on listenin to them words of god in his mind, and keep on doin the Lord's work!

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Default Re: "Schizophrenia" is a myth. That voice IS Almighty God!

God is telling me that the CIA implanted electrodes into my brain and that I am part of a CIA MKULTRA mind control experiment and that all of the world's leaders are shapeshifting aliens. :S
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(that is what schizophrenia is just incase you didnt know)
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God is telling me that the CIA implanted electrodes into my brain and that I am part of a CIA MKULTRA mind control experiment and that all of the world's leaders are shapeshifting aliens. :S
You seem to have a demon. We can help.
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You seem to have a demon. We can help.
I know you'd say that.
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I know you'd say that.
Easy to say. The Bible has many instances of demons.
Luke 8:26-33
26And they arrived at the country of the Gadarenes, which is over against Galilee. 27And when he went forth to land, there met him out of the city a certain man, which had devils long time, and ware no clothes, neither abode in any house, but in the tombs. 28When he saw Jesus, he cried out, and fell down before him, and with a loud voice said, What have I to do with thee, Jesus, thou Son of God most high? I beseech thee, torment me not. 29(For he had commanded the unclean spirit to come out of the man. For oftentimes it had caught him: and he was kept bound with chains and in fetters; and he brake the bands, and was driven of the devil into the wilderness.) 30And Jesus asked him, saying, What is thy name? And he said, Legion: because many devils were entered into him. 31And they besought him that he would not command them to go out into the deep.

32And there was there an herd of many swine feeding on the mountain: and they besought him that he would suffer them to enter into them. And he suffered them. 33Then went the devils out of the man, and entered into the swine: and the herd ran violently down a steep place into the lake, and were choked.
If Jesus can cast out such a dreadful infestation of demons then he can do the same to you if you kneel and let Him enter you.

Demons enter through the anus. Give up sodomy.
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Listen to what God commands of you. You may be fooled into thinking the voice you here is not real, but it is the Almighty. If you ignore the voice, you are directly ignoring God.
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