[SalvationSeeker]

Re: The Latest Scientifical Insanity

... sigh ... you're impossible ...

No, you are the impossible one.
We speak, but you refuse to listen, because you have satan for a father.
You keep contradicting the Holy Bible, fact, and even your precious science at every turn..
You simply refuse to acknowledge it.

and I believe both science (fact)

So you're saying that science = fact?
So they were correct when they claimed that magnetism and electricity had no relation whatsoever?
And later, them scientists were all right to laugh at Einstein?
Cause at first, that's what they did.

Science is nothing but theories, that keep changing & changing.
But fact (truth) NEVER change, because fact is absolute.
So how then can science = fact? Fool.

and scripture (poetic metaphor from God) at the same time ...

Do you have ANYTHING supporting that the Bible is a "poetic metaphor"?
Is the story of Joshua for instance, a "metaphor"?
That's like saying a history book is a parable.

yes all the Bible is valid but shouldn't be taken literally (am not gonna bother explaining this again) ...

You haven't "explained" anything, all you've given is your opinon and frankly, your opinon doesn't matter, especially not when it's self-contradictonary.

[Bobby-Joe]

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Yes, evolution is probably true, and no, God didn't lie to us ... nope, don't see what you're saying at all ...

Evolution is false. I will prove it.

Evolution says the common ancestor to all animals including humans is a worm. Worms live in the mud. I went out in my back yard and laid down in the mud. I didn't enjoy it. Now if I was descended from a worm wouldn't I enjoy the mud logically? This proves humans can't be descended from worms and therefore evolution is false.

Now Minister Noddy will accept The Bible as THE TRUTH?

[Brother Temperance]

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Also, science has been right. Look at when the entire world listened to the bible (well the Europeans at least). We had THE DARK AGES!

That's just blatant liberal propaganda. I could call the 20th Century "the anti-God queer devil-worship age", but it wouldn't make for a valid argument, now would it?

Fundamentalist literalist belief in the Bible discourages free critical inquiry, original thought, and progress.

Just like how GOD wants it! Have you even read Genesis 2 and 3, or did you just never make it that far?

Science theory is not 'theory' in the casual use of the word. Science looks at the evidence and when there is enough, an hypothesis is set up, supported by numerous scientific proven facts.

Therefore a science theory already has so much proof to back it up that it is not likely to be discarded.

What about the fact that the vast majority of all scientific theories that people ever believed in have now been discredited and discarded? Are you really so arrogant as to believe that the set of scientific theories you choose to believe in, unlike all the other ones ever, are the correct ones?

On the other hand, from the faith-based perspective, Bible literalists look for so-called 'science facts' to support the Biblical stories; they try to make already established science fit their religious beliefs; this is not science, this is the direct opposite of real scientific method.

I think you mean , my hellbound friend. Since seculiar science comes directly from Satan, it's pretty obvious where creation science must come from if it's the opposite.

Yes, evolution is probably true, and no, God didn't lie to us ... nope, don't see what you're saying at all ...

When will the fundies start to see it the way it really is? ...

First, that to be a Christian requires that we follow the teachings of Jesus as found in the New Testament ...

Yes, including Jesus' teaching that we must do the will of His Father:
Matthew 7:21 Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven.
Do you know where we can find details of His Father's will? I'll give you a clue: It starts with a "Genesis" and ends with a "Malachi."

And third, that while the creation account in Genesis is a sacred story that tells us WHAT GOD DID, the advanced modern science and cosmology of today -- outlined with stable hypothesis and backed with proof -- TELLS US HOW HE DID IT, AND HOW LONG IT TOOK ...

What? Genesis tells us He created the world in 7 days, so why do we need to ask around to find out how long it took? You don't have the brains of a wombat.

[Sister Noddy]

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Evolution is false. I will prove it.

Evolution says the common ancestor to all animals including humans is a worm. Worms live in the mud. I went out in my back yard and laid down in the mud. I didn't enjoy it. Now if I was descended from a worm wouldn't I enjoy the mud logically? This proves humans can't be descended from worms and therefore evolution is false.

Now Minister Noddy will accept The Bible as THE TRUTH?

Do you mean those nematode worm things, Bobby-Joe? ... well it was some common ancestor along that line ...

To give real scientific evidence of evolution, to reply to other comments above, I would have to post pages and pages of data, carbon dating, math equations and chemistry, it would take me hours to look it all up, and also waste the bandwidth of the forum ... so I'm not gonna do that ...

Anyway it's Sunday and I am getting ready to go serve at church this morning ...

And as for accepting the Bible as truth, well I already have ... just not in the same way you believe it ...

At least you are nice to me, Bobby-Joe, and you don't slam me and insult me like the others ...

[Brother Temperance]

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Do you mean those nematode worm things, Bobby-Joe? ... well it was some common ancestor along that line ...

To give real scientific evidence of evolution, to reply to other comments above, I would have to post pages and pages of data, carbon dating, math equations and chemistry, it would take me hours to look it all up, and also waste the bandwidth of the forum ... so I'm not gonna do that ...

Praise! The witch has conceded defeat! Jesus defeats the secularist wiccan cult once again!

[Sister Noddy]

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... groan ... you guys are just impossible ...

[Brother Temperance]

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... groan ... you guys are just impossible ...

I refer you to my previous crowing celebration.

[ayerea]

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Evolution is false. I will prove it.

Evolution says the common ancestor to all animals including humans is a worm. Worms live in the mud. I went out in my back yard and laid down in the mud. I didn't enjoy it. Now if I was descended from a worm wouldn't I enjoy the mud logically? This proves humans can't be descended from worms and therefore evolution is false.

Now Minister Noddy will accept The Bible as THE TRUTH?

Okay. You my friend badly badly need some amount of logic. Thats the logic a 2 year old has.
Our brains developed to be more worried about other things. because after worms (which is about as far away on the evolutionary as you can get from us) there are tons and tons of animals the evolved to eventually end up as us. starting with...oh the first mammals about... several hundred million years ago, and before that there was reptiles, and amphibians and fish, then things like the worm. to the rodents, then the monkey family, then the ape. and then the chimp then us. (thats not even half of it) Your logic dosnt work. just because you evolve from something dose NOT mean you like the same things. Im related to my brother, and i dont like the same things as him AT ALL. besides you people here, hes about as opposite as one can get from me.

[Brother Temperance]

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Okay. You my friend badly badly need some amount of logic. Thats the logic a 2 year old has.
Our brains developed to be more worried about other things. because after worms (which is about as far away on the evolutionary as you can get from us) there are tons and tons of animals the evolved to eventually end up as us. starting with...oh the first mammals about... several hundred million years ago, and before that there was reptiles, and amphibians and fish, then things like the worm. to the rodents, then the monkey family, then the ape. and then the chimp then us. (thats not even half of it) Your logic dosnt work. just because you evolve from something dose NOT mean you like the same things. Im related to my brother, and i dont like the same things as him AT ALL. besides you people here, hes about as opposite as one can get from me.

Are you another Belgian, or just a plain old common-or-garden pervert?

[Sister Noddy]

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I refer you to my previous crowing celebration.

Yeah yeah Brother T, I saw your previous post ...

Well I am baaaack from church you guys ... the magnificent procession, the pomp and ceremony, the Holy Eucharist ... because we worship God the Father Almighty with sacred music, sacred story, and the sacraments ...



... and today with Eucharistic Prayer C ...

The Lord be with you ... and also with you ...
Lift up your hearts ... we lift them to the Lord ...

God of all power, Ruler of the Universe, you are worthy of glory and praise ... glory to you forever and ever ...

At your command all things came to be; the vast expanse of interstellar space, galaxies, suns, the planets in their courses, and this fragile earth, our island home ... by your will they were created and have their being ...

From the primal elements you brought forth the human race, and blessed us with reason, memory and skill ...

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

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Back to the point of this thread, here's the latest nonsense from the agenda-oriented scienceism community. It goes like this:

America: "You scientists lie about evolution, you lie about global warming, you lie about cigarettes causing cancer, how do you expect us to believe a word you say?"

Scientists: "Look, just give us zillions of taxpayers dollars so we can build shiny tallywacker-shaped rockets! By the way, I'm sexually attracted to captain Kirk!"

America: "Why should we waste our money on you scientists, when scientists have never done anything to make us wealtheir?"

Scientists: "Okay, I give up talking to decent, law-abiding Americans. I'll talk to ghetto dudes and materialistic women instead! Look, shiney object, bling-bling, shiney shiney!"

Blacks and women: "Wow, let's make hard working men pay taxes so that you scientists can bring me some space bling-bling!"

(Sound absurd? Read this article, the latest nonsense from the liars in the "People are monkeys and SUVs cause hurricanes" crowd:

http://www.dailygalaxy.com/my_weblog/2007/07/a-galactic-diam.html

The Harvard-Smithsonian Center for Astrophysics has announced the discovery of a mass of crystallized carbon formerly known as star BPM 37093, now known as the biggest diamond in the galaxy, fifty light years away from Earth in the constellation Centaurus.

The star, named "Lucy" after the Beatles song, "Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds," is estimated to be 2,500 miles across and weighs approximately 10 billion-trillion-trillion-carats – a one, followed by 34 zeros. Travis Metcalfe, an astronomer from the Harvard-Smithsonian Center for Astrophysics and leader of the team who discovered the gem, says “You would need a jeweler’s loupe the size of the sun to grade this diamond. Bill Gates and Donald Trump together couldn’t begin to afford it.”


The diamond is actually the crystallized interior of a white dwarf – or the hot core of a star that is left over after the star uses up its nuclear fuel and dies.

(Yeah right, stars die....What are they evolved from, fireflies?)

[ayerea]

Re: The Latest Scientifical Insanity

Back to the point of this thread, here's the latest nonsense from the agenda-oriented scienceism community. It goes like this:

America: "You scientists lie about evolution, you lie about global warming, you lie about cigarettes causing cancer, how do you expect us to believe a word you say?"

Scientists: "Look, just give us zillions of taxpayers dollars so we can build shiny tallywacker-shaped rockets! By the way, I'm sexually attracted to captain Kirk!"

America: "Why should we waste our money on you scientists, when scientists have never done anything to make us wealtheir?"

Scientists: "Okay, I give up talking to decent, law-abiding Americans. I'll talk to ghetto dudes and materialistic women instead! Look, shiney object, bling-bling, shiney shiney!"

Blacks and women: "Wow, let's make hard working men pay taxes so that you scientists can bring me some space bling-bling!"

(Sound absurd? Read this article, the latest nonsense from the liars in the "People are monkeys and SUVs cause hurricanes" crowd:

http://www.dailygalaxy.com/my_weblog...ctic-diam.html

Now thats cool. a giant diamond. =]
But umm stars didnt evolve. They're superheated masses of Hydrogen and Helium. They got hot enough to where the hydrogen atoms got moving fast enough to when they bang against each other they fuse creating a helium atom. and when the star gets denser later in its life and therefore hotter heavier elements are made (such as the giant mass of carbon that found)
and thats how stars exist.
Also space flight isnt cheep. you know how much rocket fuel is? you think our gas prices are bad. liquid oxygen is not cheep. along with all the computers and hand built space craft.
yeah, they need all those dollers to do that. unless you dont want your satellite TV anymore, or internet.

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

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Now thats cool. a giant diamond. =]

Obsessed with bling-bling....You're a natural born pope.

But umm stars didnt evolve.

Of course not, nothing evolved. Evolution is just liberal propaganda to make people think blacks might actually be good for something some day.

They're superheated masses of Hydrogen and Helium. They got hot enough to where the hydrogen atoms got moving fast enough to when they bang against each other they fuse creating a helium atom. and when the star gets denser later in its life and therefore hotter heavier elements are made (such as the giant mass of carbon that found)
and thats how stars exist.

Oh yeah, well the nutreno-eletroradioactivemagnetic bioxide-protein-beta-8596.38, when divided by the metathermodynamichyrochlorofloride = mc45.55 minus the ionosphereic metaphychoticism multiplied by the petrocarbonoboronic megahydraego proves that I'm right and you're wrong! Nya-nya-nya-nya-nya! (See, I can play at the science game also!)

Also space flight isnt cheep. you know how much rocket fuel is?

You why it's expensive? Because scientists overcharge so they can afford all those fansy star-trek conventions alll the time.

yeah, they need all those dollers to do that. unless you dont want your satellite TV anymore, or internet.

Oh, so now the internet evolved too? You've contradicted yourself, the official democratic party line is that Al Gore invented the internet.

I win!

[Brother Temperance]

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Yeah yeah Brother T, I saw your previous post ...

Well I am baaaack from church you guys ... the magnificent procession, the pomp and ceremony, the Holy Eucharist ... because we worship God the Father Almighty with sacred music, sacred story, and the sacraments ...

It would appear you overindulged somewhat when it came to the communion wine. That hippy yammering you posted was one of the most pathetic attempts to change the subject I've ever seen. Now act like a decent human for once in your Anglican life and admit you lost the argument.

yeah, they need all those dollers to do that. unless you dont want your satellite TV anymore, or internet.

You think the internet's powered by space rockets? You seriously need some Jesus in your life, my AIDS-addled friend.

[SalvationSeeker]

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Yeah yeah Brother T, I saw your previous post ...

Well I am baaaack from church you guys ... the magnificent procession, the pomp and ceremony, the Holy Eucharist ... because we worship God the Father Almighty with sacred music, sacred story, and the sacraments ...

Pfft. You fools confuse God with earthly pleasures and entertainment. God is not gold, music, and pomp!
He is who He says He is, and He is more glorious even invisible than all your visible and very worldy pomp could ever be.
God wants to meet you in a nearby closet, not some gold-decorated hall filled with babbling pedophile priests!
SEE, GOD DOESN'T FREQUENT THE DECORATED BROTHELS OF YOU WHORES WHO GO A-WHORING AFTER FALSE GODS AND VAIN IMAGINATIONS!
PRAISE JESUS!

Gold is for tithing, not interior decoration. (Haggai 2:8)
Closets are for prayer, not prada shoes bought with money stolen from the poor! (Like the pope's closet)

But thou, when thou prayest, enter into thy closet, and when thou hast shut thy door, pray to thy Father which is in secret;
And thy Father which seeth in secret shall reward thee openly.
Matthew 6:6

You've had the only reward you'll ever get from praying in public and engaging in empty rituals & pomp:
The pomp itself, and the praise of men.
You worship nothing but your own rituals, own ideas, own organisation ("church") and your own selfs.

But we True Christians worship the Lord God, and will be rewarded with Heaven for our unwavering faith. Praise Jesus!


Enjoy hell, whore.