[Rachael Van Helsing]

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I am afraid that girl-on-girl sodomy is an act that can and does occur. It does require a strap-on accessory, but I'm sure you are not unaware of the existence of these Miss Hellsinger. I believe that you are acting ignorant in a vain attempt to cover your worst sexual excesses.

I suppose technically that could count but the fact that you seem to be thinking of these things tends to suggest I may well be more innocent than you.

[Bobby-Joe]

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I've heard of such things!!
Although, I can't fathom out how such a thing can be of use to a Woman.
I'm trying to remember which Pastor it was that said they are fine to use as long as a Pastor is present to give instruction.

Well er,.. they are only for inducing a state of Christian sisterly fellowship and nothing more. It is really a rather routine process and would bore most people so probably not worth talking about. After all with the pastors watching, how sinful could it be? achm

[lilith]

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A strap-on accessory? Please, tell me, what is such a thing? Wait. Never mind, I do not want to know! I wasn't aware that such a thing as girl-on-girl sodomy was even possible! Oh dear, my heart is racing in disgust at even the thought of such a vulgar activity. I must lie down now.

Possibly a...rolling pin?

[lilith]

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Bloody hell! I realised the Kiwi heathens were backwards, but I thought they could at least distinguish between Australia and England!

Bloody hell indeed Brother T.
So lacking in imagination were the earlier Australians they had to use an already existing name (nicked from the Brits) for their...um..gathering place.

[Poetic Peter]

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As for Hitoshi, as English professor teaching,
concerning your work, may you inform to us?

Is Bible in your course used?
That is the only book which is needed
in order to teach the only English which is needed.

For your advice thanking you,

Peter

[Hitoshi]

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As for Hitoshi, as English professor teaching,
concerning your work, may you inform to us?

Is Bible in your course used?
That is the only book which is needed
in order to teach the only English which is needed.

For your advice thanking you,

Peter

I am student in america here. You guy are call me English professor for big joke and I think you are know this. now I am imitate you for make my point across

why are you write like you doing
you make poem out of every thing you write
it scare me to get poem from guy
please do not give me chocolate or flower

Hitoshi

[Poetic Peter]

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I am student in america here. You guy are call me English professor for big joke and I think you are know this. now I am imitate you for make my point across

why are you write like you doing
you make poem out of every thing you write
it scare me to get poem from guy

please do not give me chocolate or flower

Hitoshi

No worries about the latter.

When I wrote my question I did not know the label was a LBC joke; I thought you were an English professor in Nippon.

OK, so you are a student here in the USA.
Good for you.
Are you a Godly person?

I will recall now a nip I knew,
because at one time my family boarded him at our home as pure favor.
He was a student, about my age.
I wasn't living at home then, so my room was free.
I lived up County. My mom took Takahashi in as a boarder for free.

But I did talk to him on many occassions.
Takahashi had nothing but derision for Americans.
"You do not know what Island Spirit is. You have no Island Spirit."
(what that is, you surely know: Jap racism of their "superiority").

His disdain, not only for America, but even for his charitable host (my mom)
became more evident as the second month of his squatting rolled by.

He did nothing to help around the house.
He contributed nothing at all.
He had no kind words for my mom's hospitality.
He did need her car at times,
so he was allowed to use her car.
Once that habit began--it became to Takahashi
as like an entitlement.

Anyway, to cut the ramble short, he was a perfect ingrate
without Christian decency. When my mom, who had been quite liberal,
finally wised up to the fact that she was being used,
she asked me to ask him to vamoose,

I kicked his yellow ass out of the house.

So no joke. Nips in my book are nasty.

My "poem" post above was only a straight question run through the bablefish translator,
English to japanese, and back again to English.
Ha ha for that--plus poetic line breaks.

I'm a poet 'Toshi,

and I do have American Island Spirit

and I don't forget. Remember?

[Tyrone Shoelaces]

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The Japanese do have a superior education system by far.

[Hitoshi]

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No worries about the latter.

When I wrote my question I did not know the label was a LBC joke; I thought you were an English professor in Nippon.

OK, so you are a student here in the USA.
Good for you.
Are you a Godly person?

I was have relationship with god but we broke up and decide see other people. Explain of joke for dummy American. I am make relationship with god sound like relationship with girl (some thing you are not know probably about. Explain of insult for dummy American. I am say that you are not have been with girl)

I will recall now a nip I knew,
because at one time my family boarded him at our home as pure favor.
He was a student, about my age.
I wasn't living at home then, so my room was free.
I lived up County. My mom took Takahashi in as a boarder for free.

But I did talk to him on many occassions.
Takahashi had nothing but derision for Americans.
"You do not know what Island Spirit is. You have no Island Spirit."
(what that is, you surely know: Jap racism of their "superiority").

His disdain, not only for America, but even for his charitable host (my mom)
became more evident as the second month of his squatting rolled by.

He did nothing to help around the house.
He contributed nothing at all.
He had no kind words for my mom's hospitality.
He did need her car at times,
so he was allowed to use her car.
Once that habit began--it became to Takahashi
as like an entitlement.

Anyway, to cut the ramble short, he was a perfect ingrate
without Christian decency. When my mom, who had been quite liberal,
finally wised up to the fact that she was being used,
she asked me to ask him to vamoose,

I kicked his yellow ass out of the house.

So no joke. Nips in my book are nasty.

this is all big lie. NO WAY Japanese bring shame to himself by rude and laziness. I think you are confuse Japanese with different asian okay.

My "poem" post above was only a straight question run through the bablefish translator,
English to japanese, and back again to English.
Ha ha for that--plus poetic line breaks.

I'm a poet 'Toshi,

okay you are poet. I am student. But am not student one hundred percent of time. every body need for take break. take break okay 'ummy.

and I do have American Island Spirit

and I don't forget. Remember?

please read blue letters I am write above please

[Jesus is Lord]

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The Japanese do have a superior education system by far.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Don't make me laugh! They can't even speak American correctly and you say they have a surperior education system? HA!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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The Japanese do have a superior education system by far.

Prove it.

[Poetic Peter]

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please read blue letters I am write above please

please read black letters I am Right Above

thank God

[Hitoshi]

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please read black letters I am Right Above

thank God

typical lazy american response. I already read your black letter and make respond. you are suppose make respond to my respond not tell me read again your respond and say you right okay. But I am agree about thank god. you are finally make post that is not poem.

[Poetic Peter]

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typical lazy american response. I already read your black letter and make respond. you are suppose make respond to my respond not tell me read again your respond and say you right okay. But I am agree about thank god. you are finally make post that is not poem.

Japanese are smart because they copy everything
American. Poet Peter is smart because he can show 'Toshi
back towards reality.

The following is termed "found poetry".
I copied your words right above, and next subtracted all but those words which show what you really think of yourself,


behold your ego's distillation:






Hitoshi Say


Typical lazy I
read you.

Respond not;
read again.

You right,
okay. But

I am you;

that is,

poem.

[Hitoshi]

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Japanese are smart because they copy everything
American. Poet Peter is smart because he can show 'Toshi
back towards reality.

The following is termed "found poetry".
I copy your words, and subtract all but what you really think of yourself,


behold your ego's distillation:






Hitoshi Say


Typical lazy I
read you.

Respond not;
read again.

You right,
okay. But

I am you;

that is,

poem.

please do not use my name for title of crappy poem again please