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  • Rachael Van Helsing
    HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
    • Sep 2006
    • 5131

    #136
    Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese)

    Originally posted by Enobarbus View Post
    I am afraid that girl-on-girl sodomy is an act that can and does occur. It does require a strap-on accessory, but I'm sure you are not unaware of the existence of these Miss Hellsinger. I believe that you are acting ignorant in a vain attempt to cover your worst sexual excesses.
    I suppose technically that could count but the fact that you seem to be thinking of these things tends to suggest I may well be more innocent than you.
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    Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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    • Bobby-Joe
      Landover Security Superviser
      Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
      NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 18405

      #137
      Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese)

      Originally posted by Sister Talitha View Post
      I've heard of such things!!
      Although, I can't fathom out how such a thing can be of use to a Woman.
      I'm trying to remember which Pastor it was that said they are fine to use as long as a Pastor is present to give instruction.
      Well er,.. they are only for inducing a state of Christian sisterly fellowship and nothing more. It is really a rather routine process and would bore most people so probably not worth talking about. After all with the pastors watching, how sinful could it be? achm

      Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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      • lilith
        Night Hag
        • Sep 2006
        • 1232

        #138
        Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese)

        Originally posted by Sister Rebecca View Post
        A strap-on accessory? Please, tell me, what is such a thing? Wait. Never mind, I do not want to know! I wasn't aware that such a thing as girl-on-girl sodomy was even possible! Oh dear, my heart is racing in disgust at even the thought of such a vulgar activity. I must lie down now.

        Possibly a...rolling pin?
        In order to be old & wise,you must first be young & stupid.

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        • lilith
          Night Hag
          • Sep 2006
          • 1232

          #139
          Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese)

          Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
          Bloody hell! I realised the Kiwi heathens were backwards, but I thought they could at least distinguish between Australia and England!

          Bloody hell indeed Brother T.
          So lacking in imagination were the earlier Australians they had to use an already existing name (nicked from the Brits) for their...um..gathering place.
          In order to be old & wise,you must first be young & stupid.

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          • Poetic Peter
            Christian Poet Emeritus
            Forum Member
            • Nov 2006
            • 1696

            #140
            Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese)

            As for Hitoshi, as English professor teaching,
            concerning your work, may you inform to us?

            Is Bible in your course used?
            That is the only book which is needed
            in order to teach the only English which is needed.

            For your advice thanking you,

            Peter

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            • Hitoshi
              Professor of Engrish
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 446

              #141
              Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese)

              Originally posted by Poetic Peter View Post
              As for Hitoshi, as English professor teaching,
              concerning your work, may you inform to us?

              Is Bible in your course used?
              That is the only book which is needed
              in order to teach the only English which is needed.

              For your advice thanking you,

              Peter
              I am student in america here. You guy are call me English professor for big joke and I think you are know this. now I am imitate you for make my point across

              why are you write like you doing
              you make poem out of every thing you write
              it scare me to get poem from guy
              please do not give me chocolate or flower

              Hitoshi
              Last edited by Hitoshi; 01-22-2007, 11:09 PM.

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              • Poetic Peter
                Christian Poet Emeritus
                Forum Member
                • Nov 2006
                • 1696

                #142
                Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese)

                Originally posted by Hitoshi View Post
                I am student in america here. You guy are call me English professor for big joke and I think you are know this. now I am imitate you for make my point across

                why are you write like you doing
                you make poem out of every thing you write
                it scare me to get poem from guy

                please do not give me chocolate or flower

                Hitoshi
                No worries about the latter.

                When I wrote my question I did not know the label was a LBC joke; I thought you were an English professor in Nippon.

                OK, so you are a student here in the USA.
                Good for you.
                Are you a Godly person?

                I will recall now a nip I knew,
                because at one time my family boarded him at our home as pure favor.
                He was a student, about my age.
                I wasn't living at home then, so my room was free.
                I lived up County. My mom took Takahashi in as a boarder for free.

                But I did talk to him on many occassions.
                Takahashi had nothing but derision for Americans.
                "You do not know what Island Spirit is. You have no Island Spirit."
                (what that is, you surely know: Jap racism of their "superiority").

                His disdain, not only for America, but even for his charitable host (my mom)
                became more evident as the second month of his squatting rolled by.

                He did nothing to help around the house.
                He contributed nothing at all.
                He had no kind words for my mom's hospitality.
                He did need her car at times,
                so he was allowed to use her car.
                Once that habit began--it became to Takahashi
                as like an entitlement.

                Anyway, to cut the ramble short, he was a perfect ingrate
                without Christian decency. When my mom, who had been quite liberal,
                finally wised up to the fact that she was being used,
                she asked me to ask him to vamoose,

                I kicked his yellow ass out of the house.

                So no joke. Nips in my book are nasty.

                My "poem" post above was only a straight question run through the bablefish translator,
                English to japanese, and back again to English.
                Ha ha for that--plus poetic line breaks.

                I'm a poet 'Toshi,

                and I do have
                American Island Spirit

                and I don't forget. Remember?









                Last edited by Poetic Peter; 01-22-2007, 11:29 PM.

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                • Tyrone Shoelaces
                  Unsaved trash
                  • Jan 2007
                  • 237

                  #143
                  Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese)

                  The Japanese do have a superior education system by far.

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                  • Hitoshi
                    Professor of Engrish
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 446

                    #144
                    Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese)

                    Originally posted by Poetic Peter View Post
                    No worries about the latter.

                    When I wrote my question I did not know the label was a LBC joke; I thought you were an English professor in Nippon.

                    OK, so you are a student here in the USA.
                    Good for you.
                    Are you a Godly person?

                    I was have relationship with god but we broke up and decide see other people. Explain of joke for dummy American. I am make relationship with god sound like relationship with girl (some thing you are not know probably about. Explain of insult for dummy American. I am say that you are not have been with girl)

                    I will recall now a nip I knew,
                    because at one time my family boarded him at our home as pure favor.
                    He was a student, about my age.
                    I wasn't living at home then, so my room was free.
                    I lived up County. My mom took Takahashi in as a boarder for free.

                    But I did talk to him on many occassions.
                    Takahashi had nothing but derision for Americans.
                    "You do not know what Island Spirit is. You have no Island Spirit."
                    (what that is, you surely know: Jap racism of their "superiority").

                    His disdain, not only for America, but even for his charitable host (my mom)
                    became more evident as the second month of his squatting rolled by.

                    He did nothing to help around the house.
                    He contributed nothing at all.
                    He had no kind words for my mom's hospitality.
                    He did need her car at times,
                    so he was allowed to use her car.
                    Once that habit began--it became to Takahashi
                    as like an entitlement.

                    Anyway, to cut the ramble short, he was a perfect ingrate
                    without Christian decency. When my mom, who had been quite liberal,
                    finally wised up to the fact that she was being used,
                    she asked me to ask him to vamoose,

                    I kicked his yellow ass out of the house.

                    So no joke. Nips in my book are nasty.

                    this is all big lie. NO WAY Japanese bring shame to himself by rude and laziness. I think you are confuse Japanese with different asian okay.

                    My "poem" post above was only a straight question run through the bablefish translator,
                    English to japanese, and back again to English.
                    Ha ha for that--plus poetic line breaks.

                    I'm a poet 'Toshi,

                    okay you are poet. I am student. But am not student one hundred percent of time. every body need for take break. take break okay 'ummy.

                    and I do have American Island Spirit

                    and I don't forget. Remember?








                    please read blue letters I am write above please

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                    • Jesus is Lord
                      Devout seeker of the Truth™
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 639

                      #145
                      Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese)

                      Originally posted by Tyrone Shoelaces View Post
                      The Japanese do have a superior education system by far.
                      HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

                      Don't make me laugh! They can't even speak American correctly and you say they have a surperior education system? HA!
                      The Big-Bang: GOD spoke and, BANG, the universe was formed.
                      Genesis 1:1 - In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.
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                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 78556

                        #146
                        Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese)

                        Originally posted by Tyrone Shoelaces View Post
                        The Japanese do have a superior education system by far.
                        Prove it.
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                        • Poetic Peter
                          Christian Poet Emeritus
                          Forum Member
                          • Nov 2006
                          • 1696

                          #147
                          Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese)

                          Originally posted by Hitoshi View Post
                          please read blue letters I am write above please
                          please read black letters I am Right Above

                          thank God

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                          • Hitoshi
                            Professor of Engrish
                             
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 446

                            #148
                            Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese)

                            Originally posted by Poetic Peter View Post
                            please read black letters I am Right Above

                            thank God
                            typical lazy american response. I already read your black letter and make respond. you are suppose make respond to my respond not tell me read again your respond and say you right okay. But I am agree about thank god. you are finally make post that is not poem.

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                            • Poetic Peter
                              Christian Poet Emeritus
                              Forum Member
                              • Nov 2006
                              • 1696

                              #149
                              Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese)

                              Originally posted by Hitoshi View Post
                              typical lazy american response. I already read your black letter and make respond. you are suppose make respond to my respond not tell me read again your respond and say you right okay. But I am agree about thank god. you are finally make post that is not poem.
                              Japanese are smart because they copy everything
                              American. Poet Peter is smart because he can show 'Toshi
                              back towards reality.

                              The following is termed "found poetry".
                              I copied your words right above, and next subtracted all but those words which show what you really think of yourself,


                              behold your ego's distillation:






                              Hitoshi Say


                              Typical lazy I
                              read you.

                              Respond not;
                              read again.

                              You right,
                              okay. But

                              I am you;

                              that is,

                              poem.





                              Last edited by Poetic Peter; 01-23-2007, 02:07 AM.

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                              • Hitoshi
                                Professor of Engrish
                                 
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 446

                                #150
                                Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese)

                                Originally posted by Poetic Peter View Post
                                Japanese are smart because they copy everything
                                American. Poet Peter is smart because he can show 'Toshi
                                back towards reality.

                                The following is termed "found poetry".
                                I copy your words, and subtract all but what you really think of yourself,


                                behold your ego's distillation:






                                Hitoshi Say


                                Typical lazy I
                                read you.

                                Respond not;
                                read again.

                                You right,
                                okay. But

                                I am you;

                                that is,

                                poem.




                                please do not use my name for title of crappy poem again please

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