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  • revrggreen
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Aug 2007
    • 822

    #16
    Re: i listen to heavy metal, am i going to hell?

    Of course Metallica are gay! You just need to look at their pictures! They also toured with notorious homer fag-metal band 'Pantera'!

    Dave, please tell us you don't listen to them too??!!

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    • dave-uk
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
      • Apr 2008
      • 36

      #17
      Re: i listen to heavy metal, am i going to hell?

      on occasion, yes. and mettalica are not gay i think its very imature to just asume that. and the whole of iron maiden are married, TO WOMEN! before you call them gay too.

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      • Ezekiel Bathfire
        Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
        Christ's Rottweiler
         
        • Jan 2008
        • 22912

        #18
        Re: i listen to heavy metal, am i going to hell?

        Originally posted by dave-uk View Post
        on occasion, yes. and mettalica are not gay i think its very imature to just asume that. and the whole of iron maiden are married, TO WOMEN! before you call them gay too.
        you may want to see this.
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        • Former_Sinner
          Unsaved trash
          Under Investigation
          • Apr 2008
          • 12

          #19
          Re: i listen to heavy metal, am i going to hell?

          Originally posted by dave-uk View Post
          on occasion, yes. and mettalica are not gay i think its very imature to just asume that. and the whole of iron maiden are married, TO WOMEN! before you call them gay too.
          The fact you cannot even spell one of your favourite bands' name correctly speaks for itself.

          It shows you the effect that heavy metal bumph has had on you.

          Just look at their disgusting song names, brothers i wish i could post lyrics, but i am too scared to go any deeper;

          The_Four_Horsemen
          Holier_Than_Thou
          The_God_That_Failed
          Kenny goes to hell (A song from the most perverted of animations, South Park)

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          • dave-uk
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
            • Apr 2008
            • 36

            #20
            Re: i listen to heavy metal, am i going to hell?

            the god that failed is actualy about the fact that james hetfields mother died of cancer cus the little christian cult she was in (christian cult... sounds familiar?) would not allow her to have treatment, something to do with their silly beliefs!

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            • Deaner
              Christ's Love Messenger
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 5932

              #21
              Re: i listen to heavy metal, am i going to hell?

              Originally posted by dave-uk View Post
              james hetfields mother died of cancer cus the little christian cult she was in (christian cult... sounds familiar?) would not allow her to have treatment, something to do with their silly beliefs!
              And what; that's our fault she decided to join a cult? If she had been at Landover treatment would not have been a problem. We would have prayed over her day and night.

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              • dave-uk
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                • Apr 2008
                • 36

                #22
                Re: i listen to heavy metal, am i going to hell?

                Iron Maiden are my favorite band actualy, matallica come close

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                • Former_Sinner
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                  Under Investigation
                  • Apr 2008
                  • 12

                  #23
                  Re: i listen to heavy metal, am i going to hell?

                  Originally posted by dave-uk View Post
                  Iron Maiden are my favorite band actualy, matallica come close
                  matallica?

                  Second time you've spelt it wrong, you call yourself a fan!?!?

                  Iron Maiden sing songs about Harlots and Lucifer.

                  I shall say a prayer for you.

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                  • Nobar King
                    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                    Christ's Guardian
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2007
                    • 23748

                    #24
                    Re: i listen to heavy metal, am i going to hell?

                    Originally posted by dave-uk View Post
                    the god that failed is actualy about the fact that james hetfields mother died of cancer cus the little christian cult she was in (christian cult... sounds familiar?) would not allow her to have treatment, something to do with their silly beliefs!
                    How old is this retard? Does your teacher know that you write like that?
                    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                    • Old Man Winter
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                      • Apr 2008
                      • 54

                      #25
                      Re: i listen to heavy metal, am i going to hell?

                      Your not going to hell because there is no hell. By chance do you like Rush and Black sabbath. and whats your fav song by Iron maiden.

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                      • Former_Sinner
                        Unsaved trash
                        Under Investigation
                        • Apr 2008
                        • 12

                        #26
                        Re: i listen to heavy metal, am i going to hell?

                        Originally posted by Old Man Winter View Post
                        Your not going to hell because there is no hell. By chance do you like Rush and Black sabbath. and whats your fav song by Iron maiden.
                        Continue dreaming friend, continue dreaming.

                        I shall look down upon you burning, while i sit comfortably aside my Christian brothers and sisters in Heaven.

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                        • WickedWitch
                          Unsaved Canuck Who Longs to be Saved©
                          CAUTION: Poster is Bi-Lingually curious
                          • Jan 2007
                          • 1366

                          #27
                          Re: i listen to heavy metal, am i going to hell?

                          Originally posted by dave-uk View Post
                          well, am i? i listen to iron maiden mettalica, megadeth etc. will i be damned because of this?
                          According to the Landoverites, yes you are.

                          I don't know why people read through the forum, see things that you Baptist openly believe to be connected with going to Hell, and then they ask, "Hey, you know that thing that you think will send me to Hell? Well I do it. Am I going to hell?"

                          Originally posted by dave-uk View Post
                          i dont smoke pot, my trousers are fermly belted round my waist and i love my parents and would never lie to them!
                          Holy crap! You have to be the only teenager in the world who can honestly say those things (save for me, when I was a teen)!
                          Originally posted by dave-uk View Post
                          i love heavy metal! im wearing an iron maiden t shirt and listening to megadeth as i type, and if something that inocent is worthy of eternal damnation then bring on the fire!
                          Don't tempt them.
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                          • just Jimi
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                            • Apr 2008
                            • 69

                            #28
                            Re: i listen to heavy metal, am i going to hell?

                            Originally posted by Former_Sinner View Post
                            Continue dreaming friend, continue dreaming.

                            I shall look down upon you burning, while i sit comfortably aside my Christian brothers and sisters in Heaven.
                            HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
                            If there's someone dreaming, it would be all of you baptist-retards!!
                            pffffhahahaha, heaven and hell, pfffffhahahaha, don't make me laugh!

                            btw: rock rules!!!!!AC/DC rules!!!!Angus Young rules!!!!!If there's one type of music that sucks ass, it's christian rock....
                            Thou shall fear the truth and will not change someone's signature!!

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                            • Former_Sinner
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                              Under Investigation
                              • Apr 2008
                              • 12

                              #29
                              Re: i listen to heavy metal, am i going to hell?

                              Originally posted by just Jimi View Post
                              HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
                              If there's someone dreaming, it would be all of you baptist-retards!!
                              pffffhahahaha, heaven and hell, pfffffhahahaha, don't make me laugh!

                              btw: rock rules!!!!!AC/DC rules!!!!Angus Young rules!!!!!If there's one type of music that sucks ass, it's christian rock....

                              You're wrong there, little boy.
                              If you do not believe in Heaven and Hell then why have you come to this forum?

                              Take your satanic music elsewhere, fornicate with sheep in fields at rock concerts, and prepare yourself for eternal suffering.

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                              • just Jimi
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                                • Apr 2008
                                • 69

                                #30
                                Re: i listen to heavy metal, am i going to hell?

                                Originally posted by Former_Sinner View Post
                                You're wrong there, little boy.
                                If you do not believe in Heaven and Hell then why have you come to this forum?

                                To prove you're all wrong and you're wasting your life...

                                Take your satanic music elsewhere, fornicate with sheep in fields at rock concerts, and prepare yourself for eternal suffering.

                                1)the only real satanic music is death metal, and I don't think that is music
                                2)during rock concerts or festivals, there are no animals allowed to fornicate with and that's a pitty
                                3)if you're dead, you're dead. There is no eternal thing.....otherwise it would be overpopulated for a very long time.
                                Any more stupid questions?
                                Thou shall fear the truth and will not change someone's signature!!

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