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  • Lycia The Repentant
    Ex-prostitute on her knees for the Lord
    Now that she's Saved©, Priceless
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2010
    • 2019

    #46
    Re: Skateboarders, skaters, sk8trs...Perverted homosexual recruit

    Originally posted by LordHaveMercy View Post
    All this talk about scatbording and it's "grinding", "railing", "tailsliding", "quarter pipe" and "bowl" all seem too sexual and drug oriented for my taste. I will start working hard on banning this clearly reprehensible activity from my town.
    Amen Brother!

    I live in Philadelphia, which as I'm sure you all know was once the birthplace of American democracy. Now it is a hellhole infested with these scatboarding homers. Is it a coincidence that Philadelphia has a murder rate of about one per day? I don't think so!

    Believe me, you don't want these heathens in your town. Every day I am sonically assaulted by the moans of these homers as they grind all over their rails and do their "backside ollies". I don't even know what that term means, but anything with the word backside in it can't be good.

    I am praying that your town will soon be free of scatboarding homers, Mr. LHM.
    "Whether of them twain did the will of his father? They say unto him, The first. Jesus saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That the publicans and the harlots go into the kingdom of God before you. For John came unto you in the way of righteousness, and ye believed him not: but the publicans and the harlots believed him: and ye, when ye had seen it, repented not afterward, that ye might believe him." Matthew 21:31-32

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    • LordHaveMercy
      Forum Member
      Forum Member
      • Oct 2010
      • 171

      #47
      Re: Skateboarders, skaters, sk8trs...Perverted homosexual recruit

      Originally posted by Lycia The Repentant View Post
      Amen Brother!

      I am praying that your town will soon be free of scatboarding homers, Mr. LHM.
      Thank you my dear and radiant Lycia. I wish you the same as well.
      He is the tower of salvation for his king: and sheweth mercy to his anointed, unto David, and to his seed for evermore. 2 Samuel 22:51
      God, Guns and BBQ make AMERICA great!

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      • James Hutchins
        True Christian™
        Just a Regular Nice Guy
         
        • Jun 2009
        • 29456

        #48
        Re: Skateboarders, skaters, sk8trs...Perverted homosexual recruit

        Nothing burns my bacon more than when I pull in to the 7-11 parking lot on the strip mall. These skate punks hanging out, harassing decent folk when they should be home reading the Bible.
        Many a time I have 'accidentally run over their boards' on the sidewalk with my dualie. A very satisfying ke-runch. When the punks complain, I point to the "No Skateboards" sign and let them know I have a H&K 9mm in my waist. I remind them that out this way, many kids become 'runaways', never to be heard of again. I tell them how if God wanted people to skate, he'd of put wheels on their feet.
        They sweep up the broken shards of fiberglass and apologize.
        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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        • TBT101
          Unsaved trash
          Under Investigation
          • Feb 2011
          • 1

          #49
          Re: Skateboarders, skaters, sk8trs...Perverted homosexual recruit

          I'm a skateboarder, the stereotypes of skateboarders are mostly untrue, when I skate, I do it to feel free, it's fun and rewarding. Why do you have to think skateboarders are gay. Skateboarders are people who participate in skateboarding, if you call people homosexual for a simple sport, thats just stupid. It's like calling baseball players homosexual, it's such a great range of people that can't be labeled, the only thing you can label them is a skateboarder.

          I'm a casual Buddhist, so I don't mean any offense when I say there is no need to label practitioners of a sport homosexual when you don't know anything about it. You know, one of the many causes of racism is fear or lack of knowledge. If skateboarders where a race, you would be racists.

          p.s. I love the fact you use homosexual to insult things and people, you realy do represent God. Keep up the good work, God teaches to love all living beings.

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          • MeMyselfandChrist0:)
            Unsaved trash
            Under Investigation
            • Feb 2011
            • 1

            #50
            Re: Skateboarders, skaters, sk8trs...Perverted homosexual recruit

            These "Scatboarders", "Sk8ter bois" or whatever you call them, are trash fag sticks and deserve to be condemned to the darkest, fire filled depths of the earth (hell) because "gravity" is the work of Lucifer himself and these "sk8ters", with their lack of souls, implement this power of satan (not gonna capitalize the dark ones name) to "grind" and "rail" their sweaty testicles up against public/private property just to get off. Makes me down right sick to my stomach.

            Hail Jesus our Lord and Savior

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            • Cranky Old Man
              Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
              You kids get off his lawn!
               
              • Jan 2010
              • 22380

              #51
              Re: Skateboarders, skaters, sk8trs...Perverted homosexual recruit

              Originally posted by TBT101 View Post
              God teaches to love all living beings.
              No!

              People God hates:
              • Proverbs 6:16-19 "These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him: A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood, An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief, A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren."
              • Deuteronomy 12:31 "You must not worship the LORD your God in their way, because in worshiping their gods, they do all kinds of detestable things the LORD hates. They even burn their sons and daughters in the fire as sacrifices to their gods."
              • Isaiah 45:7 "I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things."


              God kills those who do not believe in Him and then sends them to hell:
              • 2nd Chronicles 15:13 "That whosoever would not seek the LORD God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman."
              • Mark 16:16 "He that believeth and is baptized shall be saved; but he that believeth not shall be damned."
              • Revelation 21:8 "But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death."
              • John 15:6 "If a man abide not in me, he is cast forth as a branch, and is withered; and men gather them, and cast them into the fire, and they are burned."
              5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
              To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
              James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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              • sk8er poofta
                Unsaved trash, teenaged pervert
                • Aug 2011
                • 18

                #52
                Re: Skateboarders, skaters, sk8trs...Perverted homosexual recruiters!

                i'm from england, and we don't have crazy over-the-top christians as seen in this forum, and am genuinely worried for some people here's sanity.
                skating is just a sport. it has no gay inclinations (which is another thing you guys are obsessed with), and is not the youth's new way of disrespecting god.
                maybe this video will broaden your tolerance of skateboarders.
                Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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                • Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson
                  Pastor of Praise and Worship
                  A True Christian™ Straight Shooter
                  True Christian™
                  • Jul 2009
                  • 3890

                  #53
                  Re: Skateboarders, skaters, sk8trs...Perverted homosexual recruiters!

                  Originally posted by sk8er boi View Post
                  i'm from england, and we don't have crazy over-the-top christians as seen in this forum, and am genuinely worried for some people here's sanity.
                  skating is just a sport. it has no gay inclinations (which is another thing you guys are obsessed with), and is not the youth's new way of disrespecting god.
                  maybe this video will broaden your tolerance of skateboarders.
                  I grew up during the original skateboarding years. It was and still is nothing but a cult to smoke weed and harm yourself.

                  Shame on you!
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                  • MisterM
                    True Christian™
                    True Christian™
                    • Mar 2011
                    • 1480

                    #54
                    Re: Skateboarders, skaters, sk8trs...Perverted homosexual recruiters!

                    Originally posted by sk8er boi View Post
                    skating is just a sport.
                    Dear Skeighter boi.

                    If skating is just a sport, then putting your tallywacker into other man's anus is just a sport too.

                    Oh please, look at the pictures of the skaters. Do they wear Christian clothes? Do they act like normal people? Do they listen Christian music?

                    No, they wear clothes normally seen on bank robbers and drug users. They swear, they make noise, they hit people with they boards (I won't post any videos but you can find Interwebs full of them). They listen Hip Hop and other disgusting things that leads to Satanism, homersexuality and drug use.

                    YiC, M
                    Romans 1:18 - For the wrath of God is revealed from heaven against all ungodliness and unrighteousness of men, who hold the truth in unrighteousness;

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                    • James Hutchins
                      True Christian™
                      Just a Regular Nice Guy
                       
                      • Jun 2009
                      • 29456

                      #55
                      Re: Skateboarders, skaters, sk8trs...Perverted homosexual recruiters!

                      Every single one of you people I have ever seen is a punk. Not one of you are God fearing.
                      I want to reach out to you people but the way you hang out at the strip malls, smoking cigarettes and the pot, well frankly it disgustes me.
                      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                      • Trent Harvey, Jr.
                        Ex-hero, almost honorably discharged
                        True Christian™
                        • Jul 2007
                        • 722

                        #56
                        Re: Skateboarders, skaters, sk8trs...Perverted homosexual recruiters!

                        Skateboarding is NOT a sport.

                        Nascar is a sport. Golf is a sport, if you have a golf cart. Hunting and fishing are sports, as long as you use an ATV, helicopter, or motorboat.

                        If it doesn't involve driving it's not a sport. Period.
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                        • rachelwise
                          Unsaved trash, teenaged pervert
                          • Aug 2011
                          • 3

                          #57
                          Re: Skateboarders, skaters, sk8trs...Perverted homosexual recruiters!

                          I think that disciplining a child because they want to do something they like is a bit out of order. As a woman; I disagree with this completely and think people should be free to do as they want.
                          Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
                          abominable works, there is none that doeth good

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                          • Rev. Jim Osborne
                            True Christian™ Televangelist
                            Director of Fundraising and Tithing
                            On the Look Out for Wife #6!
                            True Christian™
                            • Jun 2009
                            • 8622

                            #58
                            Re: Skateboarders, skaters, sk8trs...Perverted homosexual recruiters!

                            Originally posted by Kurisutaru View Post
                            I think that disciplining a child because they want to do something they like is a bit out of order. As a woman; I disagree with this completely and think people should be free to do as they want.
                            Please tell me you are not a mother. So your philosophy is a kid is free to do whatever they like? If they want to cuss, let them. If they want to shoot themselves up with weed, let them. If they want to sacrifice the family dog to Satan, let them.

                            No wonder our world is so screwed up because of people like you and their permissive attitudes.

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                            • sk8er poofta
                              Unsaved trash, teenaged pervert
                              • Aug 2011
                              • 18

                              #59
                              Re: Skateboarders, skaters, sk8trs...Perverted homosexual recruiters!

                              Originally posted by Trent Harvey, Jr. View Post
                              Skateboarding is NOT a sport.

                              Nascar is a sport. Golf is a sport, if you have a golf cart. Hunting and fishing are sports, as long as you use an ATV, helicopter, or motorboat.

                              If it doesn't involve driving it's not a sport. Period.
                              and they wonder why america is the unhealthiest nation...

                              and about this dress sense you are all claiming to be an abomination of god, people change what they wear with fashion. it would not be seen acceptable for one to go about their daily business in a christ-like robe, though when the bible was written, that was what was meant by keeping male and female garments seperate or whatever (i cba quoting again).
                              Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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                              • sk8er poofta
                                Unsaved trash, teenaged pervert
                                • Aug 2011
                                • 18

                                #60
                                Re: Skateboarders, skaters, sk8trs...Perverted homosexual recruiters!

                                and i really love how anyone who disagrees with you gets kicked out of the forum and has a statement about how they hate god next to their username, which is also changed by admin to try and put the fear of god into their hearts
                                this is what christianity (not gonna capitalize that) is all about
                                Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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