Stray cat had kittens under the shed

[Nobar King]

Sometime this fall a stray cat had a litter under my shed out back. I had seen the mother around for a while, but when I heard the baby kitties crying I realized that I had a problem that I had to deal with:



They were crying for days so I finally bought some food for them to eat.

This little one isn't as afraid of me as the others. He'll let me pet him, but he is skittish and races under the shed to be with his brothers.


This little kitty has junk in his eye. I took him inside and tried to clean it off, but it wasn't easy with him sinking his claws into my arm.

A couple of the kitties have this problem with their eyes.

This is what he looks like after I wipe his eyes.

Any advice? Take them to a shelter or try to give them away? They're strays, but fairly tame. They haven't tried to bite or anything, and they're fairly calm.

I think I'm going to have to get a cage to trap the mother. I keep trying but I can't catch her. She'll just keep having these stray kitties if i just leave her.

It's going to start getting cold and wet here, so I'm going to have to get them to a better home. Do you think anyone will want them? Or should I take them to the animal shelter?

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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Landover Christian University Dept. of Vivisection always has a shortage of subjects. Pity that you cleaned up that eye, it could have had interesting and as yet unknown creations by God in it.

[Brother Enoch]

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Now that is truly amazing!

What did you use to clean kitties eyes?

I think it turned it into a puppy!

Just think of the possibilities! We could use that stuff to turn joos and mooslims and Catlicks into Christians! Turn homers into straights! Beaners and Nigras into whites! Librals into Conservatives! Water into wine!

The possibilities are endless!

[Star Finder]

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animal shelter?

heck just let them grow up a bit and you can fashion a nice scarf out of them critters...

[James Hutchins]

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So typical. Females with their ankles behind their ears. Unwed mothers, father nowhere in sight. Babies left alone unattended.
To be honest, I am a little surprised you did not find them stuff in the trunk of your car as it seems that is what all these animals do these days.

Personally, I think the harlot mother should be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law.

[Larry Lee]

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Personally, I think the harlot mother should be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law.

Either that, or shamed into serving as the poster-slut for irresponsible motherhood, like Bristol Palin

[SUV]

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This is one of the most Certain signs of the fast-approaching Armageddon that I have ever seen

I also have many of these wild "pets" running around my Christian Home - Lord Have Mercy!®

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Just let Emil know, he'll clean them out for you.

I understand Lola Sledge makes the most delightful kitten casserole. Isn't it true, Emil? I've heard from at least a dozen men in Freehold how they love eating Lola's kitty.

[eliot mayfield]

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Just let Emil know, he'll clean them out for you.

I understand Lola Sledge makes the most delightful kitten casserole. Isn't it true, Emil? I've heard from at least a dozen men in Freehold how they love eating Lola's kitty.

Probably difficult to get all the bones out of it though.

[Lola Handcock]

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Just let Emil know, he'll clean them out for you.

I understand Lola Sledge makes the most delightful kitten casserole. Isn't it true, Emil? I've heard from at least a dozen men in Freehold how they love eating Lola's kitty.

I don't like cats, I do not even have a kitty.I have 3 coon dogs,and Emil but he sure is not a pussy cat

[Levi Jones]

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I love cats.













Baked or fried.

[Remy Lebeau]

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That kitten either has a case of the flesh eating bacteria or that thing is a conduit for some demon to enter our world. It almost looks like it is slowing transforming into some species of hell cat.