[Basilissa]

Re: Is Vladimir Putin Immortal?

Yes, you are right. Of course, Mr. Putin is a member of the Russian Orthodox Catholic Church.

• The Eastern Orthodox Church, also known as the Orthodox Church, or officially as the Orthodox Catholic Church, is the second-largest Christian church and one of the oldest extant religious institutions in the world. The Eastern Orthodox Catholic Church teaches that it is the One, Holy, Catholic and Apostolic Church established by Jesus Christ in his Great Commission to the apostles.

So Mr. Putin is a Catholic, as the Russian Orthodox Church is a Catholic Church, although it is presently in schism with the Roman Catholic Church.

You do realize, that it's the Catholic church that broke off Orthodoxy, and not the other way around, right?


That means the Orthodox church is closer to true Christianity than the Catholic delusion.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Is Vladimir Putin Immortal?

One word in a name does not make the differences disappear. For instance, as a Papist, you may not take the Lord's Supper in Mr Putin's Church.

Thank you for clearing that up. It's rather like the Democratic Republic of the Congo; yes, they have a government:

CIA reports • cabinet: Ministers of State appointed by the president

..and the president, ensconced since 2001, is supposed to be elected but elections are overdue:

election.….originally scheduled for 27 November 2016 but expected by end of 2017

prime minister appointed by the president.….note - election marred by serious voting irregularities

So, no election yet, governed by an appointed cabinet otherwise known as the president's mates, millions of internally displaced persons desperate to get rid of the government with intensified fighting following last year's non-election, unsupervised banks to keep your money safe for the laundering racket (but not for you) and it's Democratic right? It says so right there in the name!

Am I getting the correct picture here?

[Brother Gonzalez]

Re: Is Vladimir Putin Immortal?

I have found the secret. It is the curious case of Benjamin Putin. He is starting to get younger for his next incarnation, now that Donald is in charge and the world does not need him as it is going to need him in the future, when Donald is not here anymore.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Is Vladimir Putin Immortal?

I have found the secret. It is the curious case of Benjamin Putin. He is starting to get younger for his next incarnation, now that Donald is in charge and the world does not need him as it is going to need him in the future, when Donald is not here anymore.

That's quite noble, actually.

[Sudara]

Re: Is Vladimir Putin Immortal?

He will live forever!

[Addonai]

Re: Is Vladimir Putin Immortal?

Vladimir Putin killed himself.
He could not stand stress of being president.
He was replaceth with double, or a clone.
If you compare old and young Putin, you can see that they are two other persons.

[Elmer G. White]

Re: Is Vladimir Putin Immortal?

*BREAKING NEWS*

It has recently been discovered that one of History's Greatest Leaders and Opponents of Active Sodomy, Vladimir Putin, Warlord Extraordinaire etc. etc. is indeed immortal and that the method of His immortality is acquired and not inherent. This was revealed to us in a surprising twist by one of the newspapers of England, a cuntry that usually specializes in Fake News Media, such as the Times, the Indépendante and The Guardians of the Galaxy. However, free press persists in the form of Sunday Sport and they have released a news report just as reliable as any Creation Science.




OK, this is expressed in a relatively vulgar manner. "Spunk" is the English mongrelization of the American word "precious bodily fluids". By translating that word we can now understand that Mr. Putin regularly bathes in the precious bodily fluids of male elephants and this has kept Him sane and strong for centuries, if not millennia. Here he is fighting in the First World Skirmish and the Second one.



Irrefutable proof of the efficacy of this method. The question remains if it is sodomistic, that is homosexually gay, to bathe in the gonadal emissions of elephantine proboscids? Was this innovative invention for immortality initiated by Jesus or Satan? Let us see:

Matthew 15:11
Not that which goeth into the mouth defileth a man; but that which cometh out of the mouth, this defileth a man.

Let us assume that Mr. Putin accidentally swallows some of the elephantine excreta during His baths. Based on the Bible, it does not defile him, only if He regurgitates and a man of His stature would hardly do that. The KJV tells us that Jesus must have given Him advice about this treatment. We have also some before-and-after images of Mr. Putin, whose skin becomes smooth and radiant after the ethereal ethers of elephant elixir have caressed his skin.



This case is now closed. Glory!


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Is Vladimir Putin Immortal?

It makes perfect sense, Dr. White, that when one watches another person become younger as the years pass instead of older, the person has to be immortal. What other conclusion is there?

I wish we had a better record of how Jesus looked at say, 20 years old, and how he looked just before the crucifixion at 33. I guessing we would see the same younger looking man as we see in our hero, Vladimer.