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  • nDrew777
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    • Jun 2014
    • 43

    #1

    Pray for Wife.

    Hi brothers.
    I'm sorry for creating this post here, but I have no permission to make thread to "Prayer Request" forum, so if it's not problem, I write here.

    If you also agree with me, please pray for me for Marriage.
    I am still single (29 yo), and I want to get wife: God-fearing, obedient, pure, quiet wife.
    I also want to be obedient to God: "Be fruitful and multiply", so I want to make children as many as my wife can. I want to raise them in obedience, god-fearing and pure, in biblical raise.

    So, please, pray for me for Wife, and if you find someone who is similar to in the Bible, as we can see in the last chapter of Proverbs, you can introduce her to me, if you want.

    God Bless You, and thanks for reading.
  • Attila's Wife
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Jul 2013
    • 1941

    #2
    Re: Pray for Wife.

    Originally posted by nDrew777 View Post
    Hi brothers.
    I'm sorry for creating this post here, but I have no permission to make thread to "Prayer Request" forum, so if it's not problem, I write here.
    What are you talking about, dear? You seem confused. This IS in the Prayer Requests forum.
    2 Timothy 3:16

    All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:


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    • nDrew777
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      • Jun 2014
      • 43

      #3
      Re: Pray for Wife.

      Originally posted by Attila's Wife View Post
      What are you talking about, dear? You seem confused. This IS in the Prayer Requests forum.
      Oohh, I am very sorry sister
      I copy-pasted my post, and I forgot to delete the first sentence
      sorry

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      • Jim C. Lombardo
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
        • Aug 2014
        • 565

        #4
        Re: Pray for Wife.

        Originally posted by nDrew777 View Post
        Hi brothers.
        I'm sorry for creating this post here, but I have no permission to make thread to "Prayer Request" forum, so if it's not problem, I write here.

        If you also agree with me, please pray for me for Marriage.
        I am still single (29 yo), and I want to get wife: God-fearing, obedient, pure, quiet wife.
        I also want to be obedient to God: "Be fruitful and multiply", so I want to make children as many as my wife can. I want to raise them in obedience, god-fearing and pure, in biblical raise.

        So, please, pray for me for Wife, and if you find someone who is similar to in the Bible, as we can see in the last chapter of Proverbs, you can introduce her to me, if you want.

        God Bless You, and thanks for reading.
        I know some nice, meaty, Baptist gals down at the truck stop off Route 41 who are on the prowl. They're a bit on the heavy side, but hey, beggars can't be choosers.

        (You might have some difficulty distinguishing her babies from her dough rolls once you get her preggers. )

        Good luck!

        -Jim

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        • Witch Hammer
          True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 1717

          #5
          Re: Pray for Wife.

          Originally posted by Jim C. Lombardo View Post

          (You might have some difficulty distinguishing her babies from her dough rolls once you get her preggers. )

          Good luck!

          -Jim
          Every cloud has a silver lining, Jim. A fat pregnant wife can take a belly-punch much better than some gawky, bird-boned little thing, don't you think?

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          • Jim C. Lombardo
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
            • Aug 2014
            • 565

            #6
            Re: Pray for Wife.

            Maybe, but the twiggy ones bruise nicer.

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            • Witch Hammer
              True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 1717

              #7
              Re: Pray for Wife.

              Originally posted by Jim C. Lombardo View Post
              Maybe, but the twiggy ones bruise nicer.
              Right, but they don't have a protective layer of blubber to shield an incubating man-child from the impact of a blow. That is the primary consideration.

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              • nDrew777
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                • Jun 2014
                • 43

                #8
                Re: Pray for Wife.

                Is there any single woman/girl, who could be my wife and can move here, to Hungary (central Europe) ?
                Or should I travel to America for wife?

                Because there is a nice, god-fearing girl, whom I think she can be perfect for me. She is in LBC.

                In the Bible (Genesis) Isaac didn't travel for wife, Rebecca traveled to him.
                But Jacob travelled for Rachel ... so I don't know. What can you say?

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                • mikkelnorinder
                  Unsaved trash, drooling eskimo
                  • Aug 2014
                  • 14

                  #9
                  Re: Pray for Wife.

                  You should move to Denmark. Many beautiful girls here

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                  • Jim C. Lombardo
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                    • Aug 2014
                    • 565

                    #10
                    Re: Pray for Wife.

                    I went on a protest mission to Denmark once. I'll admit, your women are the 'cat's pajamas'. It's taken every might of Jesus in me to rebuke their advances. I've resisted well so far.

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                    • nDrew777
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                      • Jun 2014
                      • 43

                      #11
                      Re: Pray for Wife.

                      Can I get Wife, from LBC?
                      Can you show me a single, pure, true christian girl?

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                      • Basilissa
                        South of the Border outreach program
                        True Christian™
                         
                        • Mar 2013
                        • 12930

                        #12
                        Re: Pray for Wife.

                        Originally posted by nDrew777 View Post
                        Can I get Wife, from LBC?
                        Can you show me a single, pure, true christian girl?
                        You need to wait patiently until the Department of Faith reviews your dossier. It may take a while, they have tons of papers to review.



                        Good luck!
                        God created fossils to test our faith.

                        * * *

                        My favorite LBC sermons:
                        True Christians are Perfect!
                        True Christian™ Love.
                        Salvation™ made Easy!
                        You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                        Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                        Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                        Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                        Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                        The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                        Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                        God HATES Rational Thinking!
                        True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                        • nDrew777
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                          • Jun 2014
                          • 43

                          #13
                          Re: Pray for Wife.

                          Is Felicity still single?
                          She would be good wife for me, because she's pure, true christian, perfect, and very nice.
                          What can I do for her?

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                          • Naomi Ruth Lamb
                            True Christian™
                            True Christian™
                            • Nov 2013
                            • 999

                            #14
                            Re: Pray for Wife.

                            Mr. Drew:

                            You can hardly expect someone to move to Hungary from the Godliest nation in the world. Isn't there a Gabor cousin or some other relative to Zsa Zsa and Eva available?

                            I have placed a fleece before the Lord (Judges 6:36-40) to find an appropriate husband, but the Baby Jesus whispered in my ear telling me to hold out for a real hunk of Christ's Love and not to accept the first thing that came my way. My Christian Mingle ads are only attracting faux Christians or people too old/young for any child of God to consider.

                            I will pray for your efforts to secure a helpmeet. But consider moving to the US since we are by far the leader in Christian ladies.

                            NRL
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                            • nDrew777
                              Unsaved trash
                              • Jun 2014
                              • 43

                              #15
                              Re: Pray for Wife.

                              Originally posted by Naomi Ruth Lamb View Post
                              Mr. Drew:

                              You can hardly expect someone to move to Hungary from the Godliest nation in the world. Isn't there a Gabor cousin or some other relative to Zsa Zsa and Eva available?

                              I have placed a fleece before the Lord (Judges 6:36-40) to find an appropriate husband, but the Baby Jesus whispered in my ear telling me to hold out for a real hunk of Christ's Love and not to accept the first thing that came my way. My Christian Mingle ads are only attracting faux Christians or people too old/young for any child of God to consider.

                              I will pray for your efforts to secure a helpmeet. But consider moving to the US since we are by far the leader in Christian ladies.

                              NRL
                              Maybe America is better, yes, but Hungary is also a Godly nation.

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