It has come to my attention that certain ladies in my congregation have been dabbling in the slant cookery arts.
This is tantamount to witchcraft and it will STOP RIGHT NOW!
THIS book was found wrapped in plain brown paper on the North Portico of my estate.
There is no end to the foul garbage that foreigners eat, but the slants are by far the worst. As I find more examples, I will be posting them here.
And if I figure out who left that book on my estate, I'll be tanning someone's hide.
This is tantamount to witchcraft and it will STOP RIGHT NOW!
THIS book was found wrapped in plain brown paper on the North Portico of my estate.
There is no end to the foul garbage that foreigners eat, but the slants are by far the worst. As I find more examples, I will be posting them here.
And if I figure out who left that book on my estate, I'll be tanning someone's hide.
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