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  • Hello. How are you?

    I have never been to church or read the Bible but I have a Christian friend who uh believes lots differently to you dudes and dudettes. She's very kind and compassionate to people and every thing. But really just had a question or two. Since you guys are a bit confused on the difference be tween physical//mental disabilities and demon possession//affliction....

    My Christian friend has lots of physical disabilities genetically inherited like Fibromyalgia and PCOS. Yeah I disagree with the self righteous BS of this group but I was wondering what you guys take on those illnesses are. Oh and her PCOS makes it hard for her to have children so would that make her "use less"? She's been the recipient of miracles and has seen many miracles too and she denounces//rebukes//what ever the devil dude so....I can only more so believe her God of miracles and love for people over what ever it is you got goin on here.

    And my wife has a mild form of Autism called Aspergers and I guarantee you that's not any thing to do with what you claim it has to do with. Fact.

    I hope I didn't offend just some of the stuff here is so far out ludicrous that I think you'd have to be brain washed blobs to believe it. That's my opinion though. You don't have to agree. I just don't get it why you'd want to believe THIS "god" over the God my friend worships at her church. ((And God or she would never rejoice in people burning in Hell I mean come on....What kind of ass do you have to be to laugh at the pain of any fellow person....))

  • #2
    Re: Yo. 'Sup?

    Originally posted by King Dagda View Post
    I have never been to church or read the Bible... blaaaaaaaa about some false Christian cripple.
    Then you have come to the right place, friend. Jesus brought you here so you could read the Bible and take note of His real message of love and compassion and burning people who don't believe in Him forever and ever in a lake of fire.

    Do you want to burn? The cripple is doomed anyway, unless God heals her, and there are loads of able bodies women to marry. Forget her.
    Leviticus 21:18-21
    18 For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous, 19 or a man that is brokenfooted, or brokenhanded, 20 or crookbackt, or a dwarf, or that hath a blemish in his eye, or be scurvy, or scabbed, or hath his stones broken; 21 no man that hath a blemish of the seed of Aaron the priest shall come nigh to offer the offerings of the Lord made by fire: he hath a blemish; he shall not come nigh to offer the bread of his God.

    Wow, I just read in all your drivel about your life that you have a real thing for crippled women. Has your retarded wife given birth to any sons? Were they retarded? Have you had her checked for demons?
    Matthew 12:22

    Then was brought unto him one possessed with a devil, blind, and dumb: and he healed him, insomuch that the blind and dumb both spake and saw.

    If Jesus loved your wife he would have healed her of that demon already. Can't you have her put in an asylum and remarry with someone who will give you strong sons?

    Get yourself to a True Christian church at once and get some proper relationship advice on how to marry a clean woman this time and how to get her committed. You might even get your money back from her father if he didn't tell you she was possessed before the wedding.
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    Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

    John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

    Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
    The truth about volcanos
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    • #3
      Re: Yo. 'Sup?

      Originally posted by King Dagda View Post
      ((And God or she would never rejoice in people burning in Hell I mean come on....What kind of ass do you have to be to laugh at the pain of any fellow person....))
      Wow! I just saw this in all that waffle of yours as well.
      Psalm 37:12,13
      12The wicked plotteth against the just, and gnasheth upon him with his teeth.

      13The Lord shall laugh at him: for he seeth that his day is coming.

      You really do need to read your Bible and come to terms with the fact God hates you unless you worship and obey Him.
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      Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

      John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

      Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
      The truth about volcanos
      Sex and debauchery in public schools
      Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
      God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
      Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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      • #4
        Re: Yo. 'Sup?

        Originally posted by King Dagda View Post
        I just don't get it why you'd want to believe THIS "god" over the God my friend worships at her church.
        It's not about what we want, dear friend. If our God and your friend's god have different attributes, then they cannot both be the One True God. To determine which it is, we go to the one reliable guide to God's attributes — the Bible. We believe certain things about God because the Bible tells us so. Your friend believes certain things about her god ... well, on what basis?
        This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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        • #5
          Re: Yo. 'Sup?

          1. Even secular doctors say fibromyalgia isn't real.

          2. Uterine cysts are God's way of telling her she is not worthy of bearing fruit, clearly due to her false Christian beliefs.

          3. Assburgers is a gateway mindset to atheism and homerism.
          Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.

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          • #6
            Re: Yo. 'Sup?

            Why did you marry a retard? Don't you get retard babies that way?



            Yours in Christ,

            Z. Smyth
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            • #7
              Re: Yo. 'Sup?

              Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
              Why did you marry a retard? Don't you get retard babies that way?



              Yours in Christ,

              Z. Smyth
              He didn't marry a retard. He's only 15, and the DOF tell me he's a queer.
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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              • #8
                Re: Yo. 'Sup?

                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                He didn't marry a retard. He's only 15, and the DOF tell me he's a queer.
                I'm 20 not 15. My wife is 22. But you have one thing right. I didn't marry a retard! We have 3 boys. The newest are twins. Wife is preggos now with our first daughter and I'm excited.

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                • #9
                  Re: Yo. 'Sup?

                  Originally posted by King Dagda View Post
                  physical//mental disabilities
                  demon possession//affliction
                  Fibromyalgia
                  PCOS
                  Autism
                  Aspergers
                  worships at her church
                  Those are all manifestations of demonic activity. Jesus was very clear on this point and explained the differences between illness and demon possession. Luke, who authored eyewitmess accounts of the time he spent with Jesus and of historical material relating to the Apostles before, during & after Jesus' ascension into Heaven was a doctor who also distinguished between the two. In some cases a person may be ill AND demon possessed. Individuals occupied by the "Asperger" demon (to pick one from your list) can also get hayfever.

                  It is the last item that concerns me. Whatever that "church" is worshipping is most certainly not God. Presumably they're worshipping something, a pope maybe or "Mary" (actually Astarte masquerading as Jesus' mother) or tigers or some invisible goblin I have no idea what abominations people might dream up under satanic influence. All "churches" (or mosques or temples of various types, Mormon, Hindu, Buddhist) contradicting God obviously are not worshipping God.

                  There are two elements I would like to share with you. The first has already been introduced by my friend who has himself been Redeemed from papism and understands the lies taught in false "churches" and I don't need to elaborate the point that demon possessed persons are not permitted in the Congregation of The LORD. The second is that Christians have their illnesses/infirmities healed. Not my opinion. Fact. Indeed there is no room for opinion where God has revealed The Truth.

                  DEUTERONOMY
                  7:15
                  And the LORD will take away from thee all sickness, and will put none of the evil diseases of Egypt, which thou knowest, upon thee; but will lay them upon all them that hate thee.
                  KJV .. look up . context


                  Very important here is that God will heal ALL sickness, ALL evil diseases. God does not say "most diseases" or "all sickness except Asperger syndrome" does He. All does not mean some. Continuing with the historical record we find that God promises to make a way for heathens to be Redeemed from demons. Obviously heathens who persist in worshipping devils reject this promise and are exempt from the 100% efficacy of God's promise. And in Isaiah the prophecy concerning Jesus specifically mentions healing.

                  ISAIAH
                  53:4-5
                  Surely he hath borne our griefs, and carried our sorrows: yet we did esteem him stricken, smitten of God, and afflicted. But he was wounded for our transgressions, he was bruised for our iniquities: the chastisement of our peace was upon him; and with his stripes we are healed.
                  KJV .. look up . context


                  Injury is always necessary. Jesus was injured—stripes are the result of whipping—to the point of death. Even beyond death. Therefore we know that His sacrifice is efficacious. I find that so exciting. Jesus died to offer me the chance of Salvation.

                  PSALMS
                  103:2a, 3
                  Bless the LORD.. Who forgiveth all thine iniquities; who healeth all thy diseases;
                  KJV .. look up . context


                  Christians worship God. Notice how He is entirely consistent with His Certain Promise in Deuteronomy? The passage of time does not diminish His quantitative assurance which remains at 100%. Popes do not understand this as we saw today when their minions at St Josephs Catholic Hospital in Monrovia requested more people to "pray the rosary" for deliverance from the Ebola in Liberia. I'd put that at about 0%. People who are not healed, not delivered from demons 100% of the time are praying to the wrong god. How do we know this? Because they are not healed. In Monrovia most of the doctors are now dead and devil nuns continue to spout nonsense. They also want money because "medical equipment" is so expensive. If their pope sold just one gilded palace he could fund the whole shebang. But will he sell..?

                  The centuries passed. Jesus arrived. See what happens when God is with us. Exactly as promised. What promise is relied upon by your friend?

                  MATTHEW
                  8:16-17
                  When the even was come, they brought unto him many that were possessed with devils: and he cast out the spirits with his word, and healed all that were sick: That it might be fulfilled which was spoken by Esaias the prophet, saying, Himself took our infirmities, and bare our sicknesses.
                  KJV .. look up . context


                  Both categories represented here. Sick. Possessed with devils (who are additionally confirmed as spirits). Unanswered prayers are addressed to evil spirits. After Jesus ascended up through the sky and into Heaven, another promise was activated. The promise of The Holy Spirit. This is the Promise experienced by all Christians (but not by anyone else). Where in your experience do you see this Promise? Anywhere? Or nowhere.

                  JAMES
                  5:13-15
                  Is any among you afflicted? let him pray. Is any merry? let him sing psalms. Is any sick among you? let him call for the elders of the church; and let them pray over him, anointing him with oil in the name of the Lord: And the prayer of faith shall save the sick, and the Lord shall raise him up; and if he have committed sins, they shall be forgiven him.
                  KJV .. look up . context


                  From the earliest days of history to the present, this promise is secure. Never has it been unfilfulled. As The LORD neglected to heal, to exorcise, to love those who keep His Commandments and adhere to the conditions associated with the Gift Of Salvation. The ebola or the autism or the womb afflictions evaporate instantaneously today just as they did in the time of Moses or David or Isaiah or Jesus (as attested by Matthew) or James (as attested by The Holy Ghost) and all demons flee from His Presence, as is attested by the fulfillment of His Promise made so long ago even in His Church today.
                  The afflicted who remain afflicted have no such experience and whatever they think they're worshipping in their "churches" can in no way be God.
                  The monster they declare cares nothing for their suffering.
                  All Cristians are healed.
                  100%.

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                  • #10
                    Re: Yo. 'Sup?

                    Who is to say God isn't gonna heal them? May be He is. You can't tell Him when He is gonna heal or not. May be He has a purpose for them with that.

                    Let me guess....Next you'll tell me Utau is evil and demonic. *Laughs*

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                    • #11
                      Re: Yo. 'Sup?

                      Originally posted by Dagda View Post
                      I'm 20 not 15. My wife is 22. But you have one thing right. I didn't marry a retard! We have 3 boys. The newest are twins. Wife is preggos now with our first daughter and I'm excited.
                      You are excited for a daughter!?! I am a woman, and I understand my place. No, I am not brainwashed. My father has let me see the sickular world and I have chosen with God's word that I am to be a True Christian woman. Also, sons are far more valuable than daughters. I mean, they are more capable, competent and more valuable. Us women are just tools to help the men do their jobs in serving the Lord!
                      "Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1

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                      • #12
                        Re: Yo. 'Sup?

                        Goodness, there are just so many things to unpack in here. First, welcome to our friendly forums. I'm glad to see the Lord Christ Jesus has led you here. I pray you will open your heart to His Truth.

                        Originally posted by Dagda View Post
                        I have never been to church or read the Bible but I have a Christian friend who uh believes lots differently to you dudes and dudettes. She's very kind and compassionate to people and every thing. But really just had a question or two. Since you guys are a bit confused on the difference be tween physical//mental disabilities and demon possession//affliction....
                        If you've never read the Bible, then how do you know who Christ is? If you don't know who Christ is, how can you know your friend is a Christian? Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in the garage makes you a car.

                        Originally posted by Dagda View Post
                        My Christian friend has lots of physical disabilities genetically inherited like Fibromyalgia and PCOS.
                        Why has she not repented of her sin and asked the elders of her church to pray for her (James 5:14-15)?

                        Originally posted by Dagda View Post
                        but I was wondering what you guys take on those illnesses are. Oh and her PCOS makes it hard for her to have children so would that make her "use less"?
                        Not useless, no. She was created for God's Glory (Isaiah 48:9-11). Whether she will glorify Him by being a recipient of His tender love and mercy, or she will glorify Him by being a recipient of His Righteous Justice and suffer for eternity in Hell is a question we cannot answer. If I were you though, I'd get right on her to start confessing. You never know when the Lord might decide to hit her with a bus or something.

                        Originally posted by Dagda View Post
                        She's been the recipient of miracles
                        If that's so, then why is she still deformed?

                        Originally posted by Dagda View Post
                        and has seen many miracles too and she denounces//rebukes//what ever the devil dude so....I can only more so believe her God of miracles and love for people over what ever it is you got goin on here.
                        Can she stop hemorrhages? Can she withstand the temptations of Satan? Can she raise the dead? Can she make fish jump into nets with gold coins in their mouths? If not, I wouldn't count on her silly little denouncing act because Jesus said we can do all these and more (John 14:12). If she can't do them, then clearly Jesus isn't on her side.

                        Originally posted by Dagda View Post
                        I just don't get it why you'd want to believe THIS "god" over the God my friend worships at her church.
                        Because her god is a figment of her imagination, silly!
                        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                        • #13
                          Re: Yo. 'Sup?

                          Originally posted by Dagda View Post
                          Who is to say God isn't gonna heal them? May be He is. You can't tell Him when He is gonna heal or not. May be He has a purpose for them with that.

                          Let me guess....Next you'll tell me Utau is evil and demonic. *Laughs*
                          Check out the present tense.

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                          • #14
                            Re: Yo. 'Sup?

                            Originally posted by Dagda View Post
                            Next you'll tell me Utau is evil and demonic.
                            Utau isn't a word. You've mocked God one too many times and now He's given you a stroke and made you retarded. Didn't you feel it coming on when you wrote 'May be' instead of 'maybe'? If you had started praying right then and there, God might have spared you.
                            Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.

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                            • #15
                              Re: Yo. 'Sup?

                              Originally posted by Des View Post
                              Utau isn't a word. You've mocked God one too many times and now He's given you a stroke and made you retarded. Didn't you feel it coming on when you wrote 'May be' instead of 'maybe'? If you had started praying right then and there, God might have spared you.
                              Uh....You have some screws loose. I haven't mocked God at all only the cray cray BS up in here. And by the way educate your self. Utau is a program which turns your voice in to a singing instrument ((Voice synthesizer program not un like Vocaloid)). It's one of my passions but I'll bet it's evil right? Be cause any thing good is apparently evil since it's not bashing people who don't automatically join your cult and fart out Hellfire on any one YOU deem un fit? So far that's what I have gathered by all these posts.

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