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That's right, brothers and sisters. Even though our Godly brother Jerry Falwell exposed Tinky Winky for the hellbound homer that he is, thus far I haven't heard anyone warn True Christians about the hidden evils of Sesame Street. After prayerful deliberation, I've decided to list the reasons that that "children's show" is an abomination, and why Jesus hates it!
1. Big Bird
You True Christian history buffs are probably aware that Big Bird is a conglomeration of different pagan gods, i.e., demons. The Persians depicted their demon-god, Ahura Mazda, with wings. And the Egyptians worshiped a demon named Horus, sometimes shown with a falcon's head, and sometimes as a hawk. Big Bird represents these demons, and wants our children to worship him.
2. Count von Count
This character is based on Vlad the Impaler, who took great delight in dining and drinking, while watching folks be impaled on stakes served as the evening's entertainment. Now, you might say that Vlad only impaled cameljockey moon-worshipers, so he couldn't be that bad of a guy, which is generally true. But the problem is that he inspired the creation of Count Dracula, which in turn inspired a whole generation of homer gothtards. So if you don't want your impressionable 12 year old sons and nephews walking around in black lipstick and eyeliner, keep them as far away from Count von Count as possible.
3. Snuffaluffagus
This is the character that only Big Bird can see and talk to. True Christians recognize such beings as familiar spirits used in witchcraft rites, such as virgin sacrifice, ritual cannibalism, and voting Democratic. Since the Bible says we are not to suffer a witch to live, it is an abomination that Big Bird and his familiar spirit are still walking around breathing True Christian American air.
4. Bert and Ernie
Those two homers have been living in abomination for decades. Their sole purpose is to teach our children faggotry.
5. Oscar the Grouch
This demon was named after an award given to liberal Hollywood movie stars like Barbara Streisand and Jane Fonda. Thus, we see the correlation between witchcraft, Jews, and the Democratic Party.
Friends, there's plenty more where that came from, but I hope this will be sufficient. Keep your children away from Satanist Street!
1. Big Bird
You True Christian history buffs are probably aware that Big Bird is a conglomeration of different pagan gods, i.e., demons. The Persians depicted their demon-god, Ahura Mazda, with wings. And the Egyptians worshiped a demon named Horus, sometimes shown with a falcon's head, and sometimes as a hawk. Big Bird represents these demons, and wants our children to worship him.
2. Count von Count
This character is based on Vlad the Impaler, who took great delight in dining and drinking, while watching folks be impaled on stakes served as the evening's entertainment. Now, you might say that Vlad only impaled cameljockey moon-worshipers, so he couldn't be that bad of a guy, which is generally true. But the problem is that he inspired the creation of Count Dracula, which in turn inspired a whole generation of homer gothtards. So if you don't want your impressionable 12 year old sons and nephews walking around in black lipstick and eyeliner, keep them as far away from Count von Count as possible.
3. Snuffaluffagus
This is the character that only Big Bird can see and talk to. True Christians recognize such beings as familiar spirits used in witchcraft rites, such as virgin sacrifice, ritual cannibalism, and voting Democratic. Since the Bible says we are not to suffer a witch to live, it is an abomination that Big Bird and his familiar spirit are still walking around breathing True Christian American air.
4. Bert and Ernie
Those two homers have been living in abomination for decades. Their sole purpose is to teach our children faggotry.
5. Oscar the Grouch
This demon was named after an award given to liberal Hollywood movie stars like Barbara Streisand and Jane Fonda. Thus, we see the correlation between witchcraft, Jews, and the Democratic Party.
Friends, there's plenty more where that came from, but I hope this will be sufficient. Keep your children away from Satanist Street!
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