Period Emotions Are God-Given Sadness

[Brother Harold Porter]

Seldom do I agree with the hebes, but this one has it right. God gave men the ability to impregnate mere women with seed, and produce soldiers for Him, almost until our departure from this meaningless mortal life. Praise His wisdom in design!

Women, on the other hand, are quite limited in their ova capacity. Once the eggs are gone, they are gone. And you have the audacity to complain about some minor cramps?

Remember: Genesis 3:16 "Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee."

In Christ Jesus

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Thank you for sharing this, Mr. Porter. Your sensitivity shows your deep commitment to Christ in sharing this with your lessers. Indeed, women do feel a profound sadness, and sadly many women do unjustly complain about the physical accompaniment of the discomfort God sought to inflict upon us to remind us lovingly of our curse and emptiness (Genesis 3:16; 1 Corinthians 11:9). I feel women are secretly bitter for knowing they are responsible for the spiritual and physical abortion of her egg, one half of the life the LORD so thoughtfully slid down her ovary. Knowing this egg will not to be met with the seed of a True Christian™ man to produce another Soldier for Christ, but will be met with the tired old rag whose use comes out once a month is no doubt the cause of this shame and humiliation. Of course I'm never out of sorts, having incubated Mr. Etheldreda's progeny with each successive copulative act, but I know my fellow women, and their shame is my shame, as we all are in this together. On behalf of all women, I apologize.

[Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson]

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Thank you for pointing this out. As a woman who has been married for less than a year, and was pregnant almost immediately, I always wept before I was married for throwing away another 1/2 a life. But I feel far more joy now, that I'm bringing in another Soldier for Christ.

[Brother Tobias]

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My sister always ate chocolate when she got the blues and and cramps.

I suggest we ban chocolate duing the red flow.

[SoldierofChrist]

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May we use this as a reminder of where our pain from Eve's curse comes from (Genesis 3:16) and the reason we feel this pain. God said in Genesis 1:28 to go and multiply. Our periods and the pain with them are nothing but God's punishment for a month of disobediance.

[Germany]

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I as a True Christian know this to be true. Because of this I never take painkillers and rejoice in the cramps and vomiting. I know I'm doing my duty as a woman to serve the sentence given to Eve for her vile sins against all future humanity!

[Basilissa]

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I as a True Christian know this to be true. Because of this I never take painkillers and rejoice in the cramps and vomiting. I know I'm doing my duty as a woman to serve the sentence given to Eve for her vile sins against all future humanity!

Sweetie, if you were - as you falsely claim - a True Christian, your periods would be as painless as mine, dear.

Don't be lazy, repent, start praying, and your monthly payments for Eve's sin will be reduced to a very comfy minimum!

[Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson]

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Dears, that's the beautiful thing about being pregnant! You get salvation through birthing a child (assuming it's a son), and you do not have those visits from old Aunt Flo that were a result of Eve's sins!