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  • Ezekiel Bathfire
    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
    Christ's Rottweiler
     
    • Jan 2008
    • 22869
    #1

    Volkswagen Germans Gas Americans

    So it looks like I'll have to rethink my view of Volkswagen, No longer will I see them as "The Nazis' Peoples' Car" but "The Lying Suppliers of Pollution." - I wonder if anyone has checked for Zyklon-B... Just sayin'.

    Looks like they were trying to emulate God: Psalms:135:7: He causeth the vapours to ascend from the ends of the earth;

    My proud piece of American engineering serves me fine, and its flatheaded V-8 puts out something akin to "the cloud of the Lord (Ex:40:38)" and blesses all around.

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    “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

    Author of such illuminating essays as,
    Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.
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    • Mary Etheldreda
      Gushing for Jesus
       
      • Sep 2011
      • 23775
      #2
      Re: Volkswagen Germans Gas Americans

      One can't really trust Germans, and Germans who build things generally build things that kill large numbers of people.

      Just saying.
      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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        • Nobar King
          Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
          Christ's Guardian
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2007
          • 23748
          #3
          Re: Volkswagen Germans Gas Americans

          The NAZIs are back to gassing Europe, too:
          VW manipulated diesel emissions tests in Europe, says German minister
          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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            • Youth Minister Harry
              Matt 19:14 Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven.
              True Christian™
              • Feb 2011
              • 832
              #4
              Re: Volkswagen Germans Gas Americans

              I grilled a bratwurst over the campfire at last weekend's Boy's Blast Bible Campout. Later that night, I gassed an entire tent full of boys. Thanks a lot Germany! Do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a gaggle of screaming boys from escaping a tent at 3 AM? It got hard real fast.
              Slathered in the Fresh Hot Blood of the Infant Christ,
              -Youth Minister Harry Lester

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                • Back against wall
                  Guarding his purity against all comers
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2015
                  • 1241
                  #5
                  Re: Volkswagen Germans Gas Americans

                  I bet the Joos buy them all seeing as they'll probably end up selling for peanuts.
                  My neighbor Hans has already fixed his, he said his design saves the environment, frees up land and the protects the economy. It's for sale.

                  Last edited by Back against wall; 10-04-2015, 04:02 PM. Reason: passing gass
                  Ecclesiastes 1:18 - For in much wisedome is much griefe: and hee that increaseth knowledge, increaseth sorrow.

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