A Goth in our midst

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

A shadowy group known as the GLF, or the Goth Liberal Front, recently began making allegations that our own Reverend RG Green was also a Goth, and was posing as a Christian.

We take all allegations of Satanism seriously, so we investigated and found out the allegations were true . Our own Reverend RG Green is in fact a Goth, not a Christian.

I don't understand why this Goth organization would blow the cover of their inside man here at Landover, but we have capitalized on their mistake. "Reverend RG Green" is hereby banned.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[Pastor Rune Enoe]

Re: A Goth in our midst

"Reverend RG Green" is hereby banned.

And not a moment too soon. I see that the "Reverend" had just started a thread about The Book of Enoch -- which goes to prove that Goths are nothing but closet Catlicks.

Obviously the "Reverend" wasn't truly saved to begin with.

[Talitha]

Re: A Goth in our midst

I always knew there was something strange about that "Reverend".

Praise Jesus he's no longer here.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: A Goth in our midst

This most disturbing. I have PMed him quite regularly, and whereas his replies have been forthright, there was nothing at all in them to indicate his proclivities. I feel unclean and used!

[snottyduck]

Re: A Goth in our midst

So all his attacks on Goths were just a elaborate scam to hide his true identity?? Mhhh, that's a twist in the tale.

So he was a Goth but how did you find out he was a satanist??

[Talitha]

Re: A Goth in our midst

So all his attacks on Goths were just a elaborate scam to hide his true identity?? Mhhh, that's a twist in the tale.

So he was a Goth but how did you find out he was a satanist??

We had information supplied to us by those scum kind folk of the GLF.

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: A Goth in our midst

So he was a Goth but how did you find out he was a satanist??

I don't understand your question.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: A Goth in our midst

Kudos to Brother BJ and his boys in security for blowing this case wide open. They have ways of extracting incredibly precise and detailed information from unsaved scum, all the while maintaining good Republican True Christian™ standards.

I have no doubt that more details on this scandal will be forthcoming. Praise Jesus.

[snottyduck]

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I don't understand your question.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

Might that be because you link Goth automatically towards satanism?? This is rarely the case I'm afraid. I for instance am a Goth, I never denied or try to hide that fact, yet I am not a satanist. How do you explain that??

[Deaner]

Re: A Goth in our midst

I for instance am a Goth, I never denied or try to hide that fact, yet I am not a satanist. How do you explain that??

You're also a human being that goes on forums and pretends he's a duck.

You're messed up; that's how I explain it.

[Larry Lee]

Re: A Goth in our midst

Might that be because you link Goth automatically towards satanism?? This is rarely the case I'm afraid. I for instance am a Goth, I never denied or try to hide that fact, yet I am not a satanist. How do you explain that??

I see no reason to. You're Hell-bound scum, without Jesus.

Have you accepted Jesus into your life, as your personal Lord and Savior, and if not, why not? He awaits your answer.

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: A Goth in our midst

Might that be because you link Goth automatically towards satanism?? This is rarely the case I'm afraid. I for instance am a Goth, I never denied or try to hide that fact, yet I am not a satanist. How do you explain that??

If you're not a Bible-believing born-again fundamentalist Christian who loves the Lord with all of your heart and obeys all of God's commandments, then you are a Satanist by default. That includes Goths, even (especially) so-called Christian Goths who pretend to be saved but disregard God's commandments about avoiding appearances of evil.

Luke 11:23 He that is not with me is against me: and he that gathereth not with me scattereth.

Do you have any more dumb questions?

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[Brother Temperance]

Re: A Goth in our midst

Might that be because you link Goth automatically towards satanism?? This is rarely the case I'm afraid. I for instance am a Goth, I never denied or try to hide that fact, yet I am not a satanist. How do you explain that??

John 8:44 Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it.

Satanists are liars. Goths say they're not Satanists, Islam calls itself the religion of peace, the Joos say they didn't kill Jesus, the Hindaloos go around acting like "Krishna" is a proper word...do you need me to go on?

[Justina Thyme]

Re: A Goth in our midst

Rev. Green and I worked closely together at one point on our mutual calling, the exorcism of DEMONS, and there was nothing about him that was the least bit offputting. I was truly convinced that the Light and Love of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ filled his heart and moved his spirit.

I, as a Deliverance worker, must by default be a fine judge of character. Yet it seems that somehow I missed the mark in the case of Rev. Green--that he hid his (shudder) Goth leanings so well that I was not able to detect even the slightest hint of his satanic depravity. I confided in him and, as far as I could tell, he in me. Now it seems that it was all lies, a house of cards that tumbled down before the winds of righteousness.

This is almost too much for me to bear.

[VictoryOS]

Re: A Goth in our midst

Rev. Green and I worked closely together at one point on our mutual calling, the exorcism of DEMONS, and there was nothing about him that was the least bit offputting. I was truly convinced that the Light and Love of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ filled his heart and moved his spirit.

I, as a Deliverance worker, must by default be a fine judge of character. Yet it seems that somehow I missed the mark in the case of Rev. Green--that he hid his (shudder) Goth leanings so well that I was not able to detect even the slightest hint of his satanic depravity. I confided in him and, as far as I could tell, he in me. Now it seems that it was all lies, a house of cards that tumbled down before the winds of righteousness.

This is almost too much for me to bear.

Don't be embarrassed that you couldn't see through his smoke screen, Sister Justina. The men figured it out for us, so we women don't have to worry about it anymore.