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  • LyingDingDong
    Unsaved Trash Known liar, Chronic masterbator
     
    • Jan 2008
    • 263

    #1

    Verse Contradictions

    Here are some contradictions to your Holy Book. Please explain how each question isn't being contradicted.

    p.s. I got this from http://www.kingjamesbibleonline.org/...m-in-Bible.php, so in no way do I take credit for any of these findings. I just googled it.

    Should we plan and set goals?

    Yes.
    1. Genesis 11:6 - The LORD said, "… nothing they plan to do will be impossible for them..
    2. Job 42:2 - I know that you can do all things; no plan of yours can be thwarted.
    3. Proverbs 14:22- Do not those who plot evil go astray? But those who plan what is good find love and faithfulness.
    4. Amos 3:7- Surely the Sovereign LORD does nothing without revealing his plan to his servants the prophets.
    5. Ephesians 1:11- In him we were also chosen, having been predestined according to the plan of him who works out everything in conformity with the purpose of his will.
    6. Proverbs 21:5 - The plans of the diligent lead to profit as surely as haste leads to poverty.
    No.
    1. Matthew 6:34 - Do not worry about tomorrow- today has enough problems of its own.
    2. Proverbs 27:1 - Do not boast about tomorrow, for you do not know what a day may bring forth.
    3. Proverbs 20:24 - A man's steps are directed by the Lord. How then can anyone understand his own way? It is a trap for a man to dedicate something rashly and only later to consider his vows.
    4. Proverbs 19:21 - Many are the plans in a man's heart, but it is the Lord's purpose that prevails.
    5. Proverbs 16:9 - In his heart a man plans his course, but the Lord determines his steps.
    6. Proverbs 12:11 - ...he who chases fantasies lacks judgement.
    Should we save and store things?
    Yes.
    1. Matthew 23:27 You ought therefore to have deposited my money with the bankers, and at my coming I should have received back my own with interest
    No.
    1. Luke 12:33. Sell your possessions and give to the poor. Provide purses for yourselves that will not wear out, a treasure in heaven that will not be exhausted, where no thief comes near and no moth destroys.
    2. Luke 12:16-21 The things which you have prepared—whose will they be?’ So is he who lays up treasure for himself, and is not rich toward God."
    Should we offer help and give to others?
    Yes.
    1. Matthew 19:21 Jesus answered, "If you want to be perfect, go, sell your possessions and give to the poor, and you will have treasure in heaven.
    No.
    1. Matthew 7:6 "Do not give dogs what is sacred; do not throw your pearls to pigs. If you do, they may trample them under their feet, and then turn and tear you to pieces.
    Should Christians associate with ‘sinners’?
    Yes.
    1. Jesus did. Luke 15:2 - But the Pharisees and the teachers of the law muttered, "This man welcomes sinners and eats with them." Then Jesus told them this parable: 4 "Suppose one of you has a hundred sheep and loses one of them. Does he not leave the ninety-nine in the open country and go after the lost sheep until he finds it? 5-6 And when he finds it, he joyfully puts it on his shoulders and goes home.
    2. Christians ARE sinners. Romans 3:23 - ...for all have sinned and fall short of the glory of God.
    No.
    1. Matthew 15:13-14 - He replied, "Every plant that my heavenly Father has not planted will be pulled up by the roots. Leave them; they are blind guides.[a] If a blind man leads a blind man, both will fall into a pit.
    2. Matthew 7:6 - Do not give what is holy to dogs, and do not throw your pearls before swine, or they will trample them under their feet, and turn and tear you to pieces.
    3. Proverbs 13:20 - He who walks with wise men will be wise, But the companion of fools will suffer harm.
    4. Proverbs 14:7 - Leave the presence of a fool, or you will not discern words of knowledge.
    5. Proverbs 24:1-2 - Do not be envious of evil men, Nor desire to be with them; For their minds devise violence, And their lips talk of trouble.
    Should we be liberal and proactive with financial investments?
    Yes.
    1. Luke 19:11-27 ‘Lord, behold, your mina, which I kept laid away in a handkerchief, for I feared you, because you are an exacting man. You take up that which you didn’t lay down, and reap that which you didn’t sow.’ 22"His master replied, 'I will judge you by your own words, you wicked servant! You knew, did you, that I am a hard man, taking out what I did not put in, and reaping what I did not sow? 23Why then didn't you put my money on deposit, so that when I came back, I could have collected it with interest?' 24"Then he said to those standing by, 'Take his mina away from him and give it to the one who has ten minas.' 25" 'Sir,' they said, 'he already has ten!' 26"He replied, 'I tell you that to everyone who has, more will be given, but as for the one who has nothing, even what he has will be taken away. 27 But those enemies of mine who did not want me to be king over them—bring them here and kill them in front of me."
    2. 2 Corinthians 9:6 - Remember this: Whoever sows sparingly will also reap sparingly, and whoever sows generously will also reap generously
    No.
    1. Proverbs 21:20 The wise have wealth and luxury, but fools spend whatever they get
    2. Proverbs 28:20 - “a faithful man will be richly blessed, but one eager to get rich will not go unpunished.
    Should we express our Christianity in public?
    Yes.
    1. Mat 10:26-27 (NIV) "There is nothing concealed that will not be disclosed, or hidden that will not be made known. What I tell you in the dark, speak in the daylight; what is whispered in your ear, proclaim from the housetops."
    2. Mark 4:22 (Jer) "For there is nothing hidden but it must be disclosed, nothing kept secret except to be brought to light."
    3. Isaiah 42:11 Let the desert and its towns raise their voices; let the settlements where Kedar lives rejoice. Let the people of Sela sing for joy; let them shout from the mountaintops. 12 Let them give glory to the LORD and proclaim his praise in the islands. 14 "For a long time I have kept silent, I have been quiet and held myself back. But now, like a woman in childbirth, I cry out, I gasp and pant.
    4. Psalm 98:4 Shout joyfully to the LORD, all the earth; Break forth and sing for joy and sing praises.
    No.
    1. Matthew 6:5-6 And when you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by men. I tell you the truth, they have received their reward in full. 6But when you pray, go into your room, close the door and pray to your Father, who is unseen. Then your Father, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you.
    2. Matthew 6:2"So when you give to the needy, do not announce it with trumpets, as the hypocrites do in the synagogues and on the streets, to be honored by men. I tell you the truth, they have received their reward in full. 3But when you give to the needy, do not let your left hand know what your right hand is doing, 4so that your giving may be in secret. Then your Father, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you.
    3. Matthew 9:30- “…and their sight was restored. Jesus warned them sternly, ‘See that no one knows about this.” But they went out and spread the news about him all over that region.”
    Should we keep prayers short?
    Yes.
    1. Matthew 6:7-8 And when you pray, do not keep on babbling like pagans, for they think they will be heard because of their many words. 8. Do not be like them, for your Father knows what you need before you ask him.
    No.
    1. 1 Thessalonians 5:17, "pray without ceasing.”
    2. In Ephesians 6:18 And pray in the Spirit on all occasions with all kinds of prayers and requests.
    Should we ask anything of God?
    Yes.
    1. Mark 11:24 – “Therefore I tell you, whatever you ask for in prayer, believe that you have received it, and it will be yours.”
    2. In Ephesians 6:18 And pray in the Spirit on all occasions with all kinds of prayers and requests.
    No.
    1. Don’t ask for signs from God - Matthew 12:39 – “A wicked and adulterous generation asks for a miraculous sign!”
    Should we Test God?
    Yes.
    1. 1 John 4:1 [ Test the Spirits ] Dear friends, do not believe every spirit, but test the spirits to see whether they are from God, because many false prophets have gone out into the world.
    No.
    1. Matthew 4:7 - Jesus answered him, "It is also written: 'Do not put the Lord your God to the test.' "
    2. Luke 4:12 - Jesus answered, "It says: 'Do not put the Lord your God to the test.' "
    3. Don’t ask for signs from God - Matthew 12:39 – “A wicked and adulterous generation asks for a miraculous sign!” (repeat)
    Did Jesus think killing is justified?
    Yes.
    1. Luke 19:27 But those enemies of mine who did not want me to be king over them—bring them here and kill them in front of me."
    No.
    1. Matthew 5:38-39 "You have heard that it was said, 'Eye for eye, and tooth for tooth.'[a] 39But I tell you, Do not resist an evil person. If someone strikes you on the right cheek, turn to him the other also.
    Should we be assertive and stand up for ourselves?
    Yes.
    1. Matthew 21:12-13 - Jesus entered the temple area and drove out all who were buying and selling there. He overturned the tables of the money changers and the benches of those selling doves. 13) "It is written," he said to them, “‘My house will be called a house of prayer,' but you are making it a 'den of robbers.'
    No.
    1. Matthew 5:39 - "But I say to you, do not resist an evil person; but whoever slaps you on your right cheek, turn the other to him also.
    2. Jesus chastised Peter for cutting off the man’s ear while defending himself – John 18:10-1
    Should we be a part of this world?
    Yes.
    1. Jesus associated with sinners
    No.
    1. Protect ourselves, cut off what causes us to sin, finish the race.
    2. 2 Timothy 4:7 - I have fought a good fight, I have FINISHed [my] course, I have kept the faith:
    3. Matthew 10:22 - All men will hate you because of me, but he who stands firm to the end will be saved.
    4. Matthew 10:16 – “I am sending you out like sheep among wolves. Therefore be as shrewd as snakes and as innocent as doves.”
    Once saved, are we always saved?
    Yes.
    1. John 10:28 - And I give unto them eternal life; and they shall never perish, neither shall any [man] pluck them out of my hand.
    2. Ephesians 4:30 - And grieve not the holy Spirit of God, whereby ye are sealed unto the day of redemption.
    3. Jude 1:24 - Now unto him that is able to keep you from falling, and to present you faultless before the presence of his glory with exceeding joy.
    No.
    1. Matthew 10:22 – “…He who stands firm to the end will be saved.” Notice it doesn’t say he who at one point of time stood firm, or once gave his heart to Jesus. It says he who stands firm (consistently) to the end.
    2. Corinthians 11:15: Their end will be what their actions deserve.
    3. Matthew 12:36 - But I tell you that men will have to give account on the day of judgment for every careless word they have spoken.
    4. Hebrews 6:4 For [it is] impossible for those who were once enlightened, and have tasted of the heavenly gift, and were made partakers of the Holy Ghost, 5 And have tasted the good word of God, and the powers of the world to come, 6 If they shall fall away, to renew them again unto repentance; seeing they crucify to themselves the Son of God afresh, and put [him] to an open shame.
    Are there different rewards and levels of heaven?
    Yes.
    1. Matthew 18:4 - Therefore, whoever humbles himself like this child is the greatest in the kingdom of heaven.
    2. Luke 12:33 - Sell your possessions and give to the poor. Provide purses for yourselves that will not wear out, a treasure in heaven that will not be exhausted, where no thief comes near and no moth destroys.
    3. 2 Corinthians 12:2 - I know a man in Christ who fourteen years ago was caught up to the third heaven. Whether it was in the body or out of the body I do not know—God knows.
    4. Proverbs 24:12 "Does not he who guards your life know it? Will he not repay each person according to what he has done?"
    5. Proverbs 3:9 "Honor the Lord with your wealth, with the first fruits of all your crops; then your barns will be filled to overflowing, and your vats will brim over with new wine."
    6. Proverbs 22:9 "A generous man will himself be blessed, for he shares his food with the poor."
    No.
    1. Matthew 20:1-16 – Parable of the Vineyard – all workers got the same reward.
    Should we show honor to our family?
    Yes.
    1. Matthew 15:4 - For God said, 'Honor your father and mother'[a] and 'Anyone who curses his father or mother must be put to death.
    No.
    1. Matthew 12:48-50 - He replied to him, "Who is my mother, and who are my brothers?" Pointing to his disciples, he said, "Here are my mother and my brothers. For whoever does the will of my Father in heaven is my brother and sister and mother."
    2. Matthew 15:5-6 - But you say that if a man says to his father or mother, 'Whatever help you might otherwise have received from me is a gift devoted to God,' 6he is not to 'honor his father[a]' with it. Thus you nullify the word of God for the sake of your tradition.
    3. Matthew 13:12-14 - Brother will betray brother to death, and a father his child. Children will rebel against their parents and have them put to death. All men will hate you because of me, but he who stands firm to the end will be saved.
    4. Matthew 13:57 - But Jesus said to them, "Only in his hometown and in his own house is a prophet without honor."
    Are we inherently sinful from birth?
    Yes.
    1. Romans 3:10 - As it is written, There is none righteous, no, not one.
    2. A child had a demon - Matthew 17:18 - Jesus rebuked the demon, and it came out of the boy, and he was healed from that moment.
    3. Romans 5:12-21 - Therefore, just as sin entered the world through one man, and death through sin, and in this way death came to all men, because all sinned— 13for before the law was given, sin was in the world…
    4. Proverbs 22:15 - Foolishness [is] bound in the heart of a child; [but] the rod of correction shall drive it far from him.
    No.
    1. Matthew 18:3 - "Truly I say to you, unless you are converted and become like children, you will not enter the kingdom of heaven.
    Does Satan have permission to hurt us?
    Yes.
    1. Job 2:7 So Satan went out from the presence of the LORD and afflicted Job with painful sores from the soles of his feet to the top of his head.
    2. Matthew 13:19 - When anyone hears the message about the kingdom and does not understand it, the evil one comes and snatches away what was sown in his heart. This is the seed sown along the path.
    3. Luke 8:12 - Those along the path are the ones who hear, and then the devil comes and takes away the word from their hearts, so that they may not believe and be saved.
    No.
    1. I John 4:4 - Greater is He that is in you than he that is in the world.
    Does Jesus favor the poor?
    Yes.
    1. Luke 16:20 …Blessed [be ye] POOR: for yours is the kingdom of God.
    2. Matthew 19:23 Then said Jesus unto his disciples, Verily I say unto you, That a rich man shall hardly enter into the kingdom of heaven.
    3. Matthew 13:22 "And the one on whom seed was sown among the thorns, this is the man who hears the word, and the worry of the world and the deceitfulness of wealth choke the word, and it becomes unfruitful.
    4. Mark 10:23 And Jesus, looking around, said to His disciples, "How hard it will be for those who are wealthy to enter the kingdom of God!"
    5. Luke 18:24 And Jesus looked at him and said, "How hard it is for those who are wealthy to enter the kingdom of God!
    No.
    1. Matthew 13:12 - Whoever has will be given more, and he will have an abundance. Whoever does not have, even what he has will be taken from him.
    Does God do miracles today?
    Yes.
    1. Matthew 19:24-26 - Jesus looked at them and said, "With man this is impossible, but with God all things are possible."
    2. Matthew 7:7 Ask, and it shall be given you; seek, and ye shall find; knock, and it shall be opened unto you:
    No.
    1. John 19:30 - So when Jesus had received the sour wine, He said, “It is finished!” [some people claim that Jesus’ death and resurrection was the ultimate proof of God’s authority, so miracles to prove God are no longer needed]
    Will most people go to hell?
    Yes.
    1. Luke 13:23-24 - Then Jesus went through the towns and villages, teaching as he made his way to Jerusalem. Someone asked him, "Lord, are only a few people going to be saved?" He said to them, "Make every effort to enter through the narrow door, because many, I tell you, will try to enter and will not be able to.
    2. Matthew 7:14 - But small is the gate and narrow the road that leads to life, and only a few find it.
    3. Matthew 22:14 - For many are invited, but few are chosen.
    4. Only 144,000 saved? Revelation 14:1 Then I looked, and there before me was the Lamb, standing on Mount Zion, and with him 144,000 who had his name and his Father's name written on their foreheads.
    No.
    1. Romans 3:23 - for all have sinned and fall short of the glory of God, 24 and are justified freely by his grace through the redemption that came by Christ Jesus.
    2. Revelation 7:9-11 - After this I looked and there before me was a great multitude that no one could count, from every nation, tribe, people and language, standing before the throne and in front of the Lamb.
    I would like you to meet my imaginary friend, God.

    "...as Christians we deal with the truth, just because something is written down in a book doesn't mean it happened." - Bobby-Joe
  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556

    #2
    Re: Verse Contradictions

    So, what's your point, dingdong?

    John 8:43 Why do ye not understand my speech? even because ye cannot hear my word. 8:44 Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it. 8:45 And because I tell you the truth, ye believe me not.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

    Comment

    • LyingDingDong
      Unsaved Trash Known liar, Chronic masterbator
       
      • Jan 2008
      • 263

      #3
      Re: Verse Contradictions

      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
      So, what's your point, dingdong?

      John 8:43 Why do ye not understand my speech? even because ye cannot hear my word. 8:44 Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it. 8:45 And because I tell you the truth, ye believe me not.
      The point is that you True Christians only use the King James Bible for guidance and evidence. And I am asking how can you follow a book with so many contradictions. For example, one of the questions dealt with how long a prayer should be. Two verses completely contradiction each other so how do I know if I should make a long prayer or a short one?
      I would like you to meet my imaginary friend, God.

      "...as Christians we deal with the truth, just because something is written down in a book doesn't mean it happened." - Bobby-Joe

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      • JawOfAnAss
        True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • May 2008
        • 313

        #4
        Re: Verse Contradictions

        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
        So, what's your point, dingdong?

        John 8:43 Why do ye not understand my speech? even because ye cannot hear my word. 8:44 Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it. 8:45 And because I tell you the truth, ye believe me not.

        Exactly my thought Pastor.
        Instead of contradictions they are parables and mysteries:

        Mark 4:
        [11] And he said unto them, Unto you it is given to know the mystery of the kingdom of God: but unto them that are without, all these things are done in parables:

        1Cor 2:
        [7] But we speak the wisdom of God in a mystery, even the hidden wisdom, which God ordained before the world unto our glory:

        Ding Dong, I suggest you concentrate on studying some verses on the righteous judgment of God first, then move on to the more mysterious verses.

        Study these carefully:

        Num 25:
        [3] And Israel joined himself unto Baal-peor: and the anger of the LORD was kindled against Israel.
        [4] And the LORD said unto Moses, Take all the heads of the people, and hang them up before the LORD against the sun, that the fierce anger of the LORD may be turned away from Israel.

        Hard not to understand those two verses. They are among my favourites
        Judges 15:16
        And Samson said, With the jawbone of an ass, heaps upon heaps, with the jaw of an ass have I slain a thousand men.

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78556

          #5
          Re: Verse Contradictions

          Originally posted by LyingDingDong View Post
          The point is that you True Christians only use the King James Bible for guidance and evidence. And I am asking how can you follow a book with so many contradictions. For example, one of the questions dealt with how long a prayer should be. Two verses completely contradiction each other so how do I know if I should make a long prayer or a short one?
          Until you become a True Christian™ (in the unlikely event that Jesus should Save you), you have no chance of understanding the Holy Bible. We could explain it till the cows come home, but at the end of the day you'd still be spouting off hateful diatribes and God mockery.

          I'll tell you what, out of the kindness of my heart I'll point you in the right direction. Take a look at THIS thread on the KJV Bible, and get back to me.

          Another point you have to consider is that Scripture interprets Scripture, not human beings.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

          Comment

          • JawOfAnAss
            True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • May 2008
            • 313

            #6
            Re: Verse Contradictions

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            Until you become a True Christian™ (in the unlikely event that Jesus should Save you), you have no chance of understanding the Holy Bible. We could explain it till the cows come home, but at the end of the day you'd still be spouting off hateful diatribes and God mockery.

            I'll tell you what, out of the kindness of my heart I'll point you in the right direction. Take a look at THIS thread on the KJV Bible, and get back to me.

            Another point you have to consider is that Scripture interprets Scripture, not human beings.


            Good points Pastor.
            I do believe DingDong is trying to tackle calculus before 1+1.
            Judges 15:16
            And Samson said, With the jawbone of an ass, heaps upon heaps, with the jaw of an ass have I slain a thousand men.

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            • LyingDingDong
              Unsaved Trash Known liar, Chronic masterbator
               
              • Jan 2008
              • 263

              #7
              Re: Verse Contradictions

              Originally posted by JawOfAnAss View Post
              Good points Pastor.
              I do believe DingDong is trying to tackle calculus before 1+1.
              I do believe you are all avoiding the subject at matter. There are clear contradictioins here; clear them up.
              I would like you to meet my imaginary friend, God.

              "...as Christians we deal with the truth, just because something is written down in a book doesn't mean it happened." - Bobby-Joe

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              • JawOfAnAss
                True Christian™
                True Christian™
                • May 2008
                • 313

                #8
                Re: Verse Contradictions

                Originally posted by LyingDingDong View Post
                I do believe you are all avoiding the subject (at hand) matter. There are clear contradictioins here; clear them up.
                I fixed your post.

                Obviously, you didn't bother to read the responses to your posts.
                Try again.
                You sound like you might be a queer. Is that why you hate God?
                Queers are the biggest contradiction of all.
                Since you're queer I now understand your obsession with contradiction.
                Judges 15:16
                And Samson said, With the jawbone of an ass, heaps upon heaps, with the jaw of an ass have I slain a thousand men.

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                • LyingDingDong
                  Unsaved Trash Known liar, Chronic masterbator
                   
                  • Jan 2008
                  • 263

                  #9
                  Re: Verse Contradictions

                  Originally posted by JawOfAnAss View Post
                  I fixed your post.

                  Obviously, you didn't bother to read the responses to your posts.
                  Try again.
                  You sound like you might be a queer. Is that why you hate God?
                  Queers are the biggest contradiction of all.
                  Since you're queer I now understand your obsession with contradiction.
                  I'm not gay and if I were, that doesn't mean that I'm obliged to hate God. I know homosexuals that are devoted Christians. I have way more respect for them than any of you.

                  My contradictions still exist. How could God allow such confusion to be written down in his book? Maybe because he's imaginary.
                  I would like you to meet my imaginary friend, God.

                  "...as Christians we deal with the truth, just because something is written down in a book doesn't mean it happened." - Bobby-Joe

                  Comment

                  • Ebenezer Wright
                    True Christian™
                    True Christian™
                    • Jul 2008
                    • 1021

                    #10
                    Re: Verse Contradictions

                    Originally posted by LyingDingDong View Post
                    I'm not gay and if I were, that doesn't mean that I'm obliged to hate God. I know homosexuals that are devoted Christians. I have way more respect for them than any of you.

                    My contradictions still exist. How could God allow such confusion to be written down in his book? Maybe because he's imaginary.
                    The Good Lord does not want homers stinking up His place! No such thing as gay Christians, sorry!
                    Gather around so that I can read to you from my book of TRUTH. Genesis thru Revelations....Pick one!

                    Luke 12:5- But I will forewarn you whom ye shall fear: Fear him, which after he hath killed hath power to cast into hell; yea, I say unto you, Fear him.

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                    • JawOfAnAss
                      True Christian™
                      True Christian™
                      • May 2008
                      • 313

                      #11
                      Re: Verse Contradictions

                      Originally posted by LyingDingDong View Post
                      I know homosexuals
                      My contradictions still exist
                      I know you know homersexerals!!......and therefore I understand your contradictions. What is your point?
                      God hates fags......get a clue, boy.
                      Judges 15:16
                      And Samson said, With the jawbone of an ass, heaps upon heaps, with the jaw of an ass have I slain a thousand men.

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                      • Ahimaaz Smith
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                        True Christian™
                        • Nov 2007
                        • 2549

                        #12
                        Re: Verse Contradictions

                        Originally posted by LyingDingDong View Post
                        I do believe you are all avoiding the subject at matter. There are clear contradictioins here; clear them up.
                        (A) We don't take orders from you. (B) I haven't responded because your post looked slightly longer than War and Peace, so I didn't read it. If you want to ask one question at a time, I will be very glad to explain to you why whatever you think is a contradiction is not really a contradiction at all, and I'm sure my True Christian™ Brothers and Sisters will do the same.

                        Pour out thy fury upon the heathen that know thee not, and upon the families that call not on thy name.... Jeremiah 10:25

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                        • Ezekiel Bathfire
                          Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                          Christ's Rottweiler
                           
                          • Jan 2008
                          • 22892

                          #13
                          Re: Verse Contradictions

                          Originally posted by LyingDingDong View Post
                          [Cut-'n-paste job]p.s. I got this from http://www.kingjamesbibleonline.org/...m-in-Bible.php, so in no way do I take credit for any of these findings. I just googled it.[facile arguments deleted]
                          Now I usually take a light hearted view of the ramblings of those possessed by the demons of doubt, so here's the humor: "Ahem - LDD - you're a twat."

                          OK, that's over with; on to the topic. 99% of the stuff from the site is (i) the difference between a general piece of guidance on how life is to be lived and it is to be interpreted with common-sense and faith through KJV 1611 and (ii) specific instances of the solution to an immediate problem.

                          I say to you, "LDD, you undo nuts from bolts by turning the nut anti-clockwise."

                          You come whining and moaning to me with a broken spanner and skinned knuckles, and I say to you, "That's a left hand thread."

                          You see the difference? Because if you don't, my third piece of advice to you will be that all nuts can be undone by use of your teeth. This will put you in a mood to have faith.
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                          • JennyD
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                            • Dec 2007
                            • 9567

                            #14
                            Re: Verse Contradictions

                            Originally posted by LyingDingDong View Post
                            I'm not gay and if I were, that doesn't mean that I'm obliged to hate God. I know homosexuals that are devoted Christians. I have way more respect for them than any of you.

                            My contradictions still exist. How could God allow such confusion to be written down in his book? Maybe because he's imaginary.
                            Let me see if I understand this:

                            You claim that God is imaginary.

                            You also claim that you have respect for the homosexual false Christians you know, in spite of the fact that they:
                            According to you, worship an "imaginary friend"; and, worse,

                            Ignore sections of the sacred document upon which they base their belief in said "imaginary friend", because they don't like what it says.
                            Do I understand correctly? You respect delusional worshippers of an "imaginary friend" because they only half-follow Him, and insult and abuse us for actually following Him 100%?

                            You're a very confused young ding-dong, my friend.
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                            • LyingDingDong
                              Unsaved Trash Known liar, Chronic masterbator
                               
                              • Jan 2008
                              • 263

                              #15
                              Re: Verse Contradictions

                              Originally posted by JennyD View Post
                              Let me see if I understand this:

                              You claim that God is imaginary.

                              You also claim that you have respect for the homosexual false Christians you know, in spite of the fact that they:
                              According to you, worship an "imaginary friend"; and, worse,

                              Ignore sections of the sacred document upon which they base their belief in said "imaginary friend", because they don't like what it says.
                              Do I understand correctly? You respect delusional worshippers of an "imaginary friend" because they only half-follow Him, and insult and abuse us for actually following Him 100%?

                              You're a very confused young ding-dong, my friend.
                              I'm glad that you called me a friend, and I hope it wasn't sarcasm.

                              Back to your quote. I have more respect for the homosexuals because their morals are better than the morals that guide the people on this forum. Yes, they believe in an imaginary friend, God, and I don't agree with them on the existence of him, but that doesn't mean that I disgust them as much as you people.

                              They might only half-follow God but so does the rest of all Christians, even you. If you lived your whole live by the word of the Bible you would find the contradictions that I found. Getting back to the point of this topic. Verse contradictions.
                              I would like you to meet my imaginary friend, God.

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