Sarah Palin - Witch Hunter!

[Billybob Sunday]

Brothers and Sisters in Christ,

I've been saying for a while that Sister Sarah is one of us. Isn't this proof?

http://timesonline.typepad.com/usele...linked-el.html

The pastor whose prayer Sarah Palin says helped her to become governor of Alaska founded his ministry with a witchhunt against a Kenyan woman who he accused of causing car accidents through demonic spells.

At a speech at the Wasilla Assembly of God on June 8 this year, Mrs Palin described how Thomas Muthee had laid his hands on her when he visited the church as a guest preacher in late 2005, prior to her successful gubernatorial bid...

An African evangelist, Pastor Muthee has given guest sermons at the Wasilla Assembly of God on at least 10 occasions in his role as the founder of the Word of Faith Church, also known as the Prayer Cave.

Pastor Muthee founded the Prayer Cave in 1989 in Kiambu, Kenya after “God spoke” to him and his late wife Margaret and called him to the country, according to the church’s website.

According to the Christian Science Monitor, six months of fervent prayer and research identified the source of the witchcraft as a local woman called Mama Jane, who ran a “divination” centre called the Emmanuel Clinic.

Her alleged involvement in fortune-telling and the fact that she lived near the site of a number of fatal car accidents led Pastor Muthee to publicly declare her a witch responsible for the town’s ills...after Pastor Muthee declared Mama Jane a witch, the townspeople became suspicious and began to turn on her, demanding that she be stoned. Public outrage eventually led the police to raid her home, where they fired gunshots...

Pastor Muthee has frequently referred to this witchhunt in his sermons as an example of the power of “spiritual warfare”. In October 2005, he delivered ten sermons at the Wasilla Assembly of God...

UPDATE: watch the prayer here:

At 1:20 he talks about how we need Christian leaders like Sarah Palin to overthrow the wicked Jews who run everything:

The second area whereby God wants us, wants to penetrate in our society is in the economic area. The Bible says that the wealth of the wicked is stored up for the righteous. It's high time that we have top Christian businessmen, businesswomen, bankers, you know, who are men and women of integrity running the economics of our nations. That's what we are waiting for. That's part and parcel of transformation. If you look at the -- you know -- if you look at the Israelites, that's how they work. And that's how they are, even today.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Shout Glory!!

And in honor of President Sarah, Landover Baptist is going to hold our first annual witch hunt FROM HELECOPTERS this Halloween!!

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Originally Posted by Billybob Sunday

Brothers and Sisters in Christ,

I've been saying for a while that Sister Sarah is one of us. Isn't this proof?

http://timesonline.typepad.com/usele...linked-el.html

Proof - if proof were needed! That jigaboo certainly seems to have a hot-line to God. I note that the helpful pastor is Kenyan - as is Obama.

That said, perhaps he could investigate if Obama is a witch, I'm sure there will be "signs" around Obama's family.

[Nobar King]

This is the kind of leadership we've needed all along.

[Brother Enoch]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

Shout Glory!!

And in honor of President Sarah, Landover Baptist is going to hold our first annual witch hunt FROM HELECOPTERS this Halloween!!

Helicopters! Excellent! I'd love to come aboard. Among my firearm collection I have a .22 excellent for the little witches disquised as pokemon and darth vader and such - and a .303 that'll take out the big witches that trail behind the packs of little ones.

[Jeb Thurmond]

*Sigh*

Sarah Palin isn't sworn in until Janurary 20th - long after this year's Halloween. So no shooting witches this year.

But Halloween 2009, on the other hand...

[Buford T Scoggins]

Originally Posted by Brother Avatar

Helicopters! Excellent! I'd love to come aboard. Among my firearm collection I have a .22 excellent for the little witches disquised as pokemon and darth vader and such - and a .303 that'll take out the big witches that trail behind the packs of little ones.

Personally, I prefer to throw hand grenades from helicopters. A .22 is for wimps.

No need to worry about collateral damage when the witches are hiding among a campaign rally of Democrat voters - they're all witches.

These are exciting times. This is how Iran and Russia will look the day after Sarah becomes president:



YIC,
Buford

[Brother Enoch]

Originally Posted by Buford T Scoggins

Personally, I prefer to throw hand grenades from helicopters. A .22 is for wimps.

I hear ya, grenades are awesome! Problem is the helicopter. I tried hunting caribou a few times with grenedes from a helicopter but they'd never land where I wanted. Blew up a whole family of Eskimos once stalking the herd. Apparently that's frowned on in their culture. My Eskimo wife didn't speak to me for two whole days.

So, from helicopters, rifles. Unless you're hovering.

No need to worry about collateral damage when the witches are hiding among a campaign rally of Democrat voters - they're all witches.

These are exciting times. This is how Iran and Russia will look the day after Sarah becomes president:



YIC,
Buford

So true! These are the TRUE Magic Mushrooms, not the evil ones the hippies love.

[Jeb Thurmond]

It's about time we have someone in power who understands the real and present danger to America from witchcraft. And as a soccer mom, no doubt she'll be aware of this soccer-related witchcraft incident:

Witchcraft stirs deadly soccer riot

KINSHASA -- Accusations that a soccer player was using witchcraft during a match in eastern Congo sparked a riot that killed 13 people, a radio station reported yesterday.

Most of the victims were between the ages of 11 and 16, Radio Okapi said. They were suffocated as panicked crowds ran for the exits during the mayhem Sunday in Butembo in eastern Congo's North Kivu province.
Radio Okapi said police tried to control the violence at Matokeo stadium by firing into the air to protect their commander, who was hit in the head and wounded by fans...

"Most of the dead were children. Only two or three were adults," Mpaluku said

The stupid liberal media doesn't clarify if the dead are victims of the witch's spells, or if the dead are the witches themselves, having been treated as the Bible commands. My guess is, based on the ages of the dead, they were most likely emo witches being pacified by morally upright Christian soccer-moms.

[Buford T Scoggins]

Originally Posted by Brother Avatar

So true! These are the TRUE Magic Mushrooms, not the evil ones the hippies love.

Yes, I don't think it's a coincidence that the Lord designed mushrooms to resemble mushroom clouds. In His infinite wisdom, He was trying to show us how to handle Muslims.

YIC,
Buford