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  • Vance Rocker
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Feb 2009
    • 13

    #1

    Hey Mormon Man

    Hey Mormon man
    By Vance Rocker

    Joseph Smith lead you astray...
    and Jesus did he betray..
    Now you have a price to pay......

    Hey Mormon Man
    Do you even have a plan?
    Do you even know that on Judgement Day
    You won't have a place to stand???

    Joseph Smith was a freak...
    and I think his brain must have had a leak..
    read from some secret scroll
    I think I hear the bell toll..

    Hey Mormon Man
    Do you even have a plan?
    Do you even know that on Judgement Day
    You won't have a place to stand???

    Now you go door to door
    and I had to put you on the floor...
    you have that book of lies..
    and it is the Lord that you deny...

    Hey Mormon Man
    Do you even have a plan?
    Do you even know that on Judgement Day
    You won't have a place to stand???

    Yeah...Mormon Man....
    The end is near...
    You have God to fear...
    Mormon Man...
    Mormon Man...
    Lake of Fire...
    Lake of Fire...
    for the Mormon Man...
  • Nobar King
    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
    Christ's Guardian
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2007
    • 23748

    #2
    Re: Hey Mormon Man

    The song structure looks solid, but you don't want to repeat "MORMON" too many times, unless you can make it sound unappealing. Does your vocal DSP have a King Diamond effect?
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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    • Vance Rocker
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
      • Feb 2009
      • 13

      #3
      Re: Hey Mormon Man

      No...but when I do this song I always foam at the mouth and gag alot...Mormons just are plain evil...

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      • Nobar King
        Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
        Christ's Guardian
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2007
        • 23748

        #4
        Re: Hey Mormon Man

        Do you chew alka-selzer for that effect?
        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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        • Vance Rocker
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
          • Feb 2009
          • 13

          #5
          Re: Hey Mormon Man

          I have done that before but usually just thinking aabout Mormons make me so angry that it comes natural...I just have no tolerance for mormons and don't get me started on the jews......

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          • Nobar King
            Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
            Christ's Guardian
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2007
            • 23748

            #6
            Re: Hey Mormon Man

            Anything else make you foam at the mouth? Rabies?
            May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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            • JennyD
              Honorary True Christian™
              Sweet Placid Sister
              Forum Member
              • Dec 2007
              • 9567

              #7
              Re: Hey Mormon Man

              Originally posted by Vance Rocker View Post
              I have done that before but usually just thinking aabout Mormons make me so angry that it comes natural...I just have no tolerance for mormons and don't get me started on the jews......
              Why are you so filled with hate?

              We True Christians(tm) love Mormons and Jews. We pray every day that they find Jesus and become Saved(c) like us, so they will not have to spend eternity in the Lake of Fire.

              Are you some sort of bigot?
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              • Vance Rocker
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                • Feb 2009
                • 13

                #8
                Re: Hey Mormon Man

                Originally posted by JennyD View Post
                Why are you so filled with hate?

                We True Christians™ love Mormons and Jews. We pray every day that they find Jesus and become Saved© like us, so they will not have to spend eternity in the Lake of Fire.

                Are you some sort of bigot?
                Not hate...I am talking about those who refuse to accept Christ and be saved...the ones who know they are wrong and keep on doing what they do....don't get me wrong, I would have no problem helping a Mormon find the light but most refuse...look at the Osmonds...I mean come on...those people deserve some stones...

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                • JennyD
                  Honorary True Christian™
                  Sweet Placid Sister
                  Forum Member
                  • Dec 2007
                  • 9567

                  #9
                  Re: Hey Mormon Man

                  Originally posted by Vance Rocker View Post
                  Not hate...I am talking about those who refuse to accept Christ and be saved...the ones who know they are wrong and keep on doing what they do....don't get me wrong, I would have no problem helping a Mormon find the light but most refuse...look at the Osmonds...I mean come on...those people deserve some stones...
                  I'm still hearing hate.

                  It's not for you to "have a problem" with people coming to the Lord! It's for you to do everything you can to encourage them, so that God will know He is fully justified when He casts them into unending torture for their rejection of Him.
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                  • Nobar King
                    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                    Christ's Guardian
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2007
                    • 23748

                    #10
                    Re: Hey Mormon Man

                    Did you sign up for the wrong forum? Did you think that we are some kind of hate church?
                    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                    • Vance Rocker
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                      • Feb 2009
                      • 13

                      #11
                      Re: Hey Mormon Man

                      Hate church? Can their be any such thing? I guess I am just being misunderstood...I think everyone should be saved and I hope songs like "Hey Mormon Man" can help them to see their way...but those who refuse to understand and see the truth and continue on that path get what they deserve...like the Osmonds...no hate here, just trying to use music to make people see the way to the Lord not go the other "direction"...

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                      • Nobar King
                        Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                        Christ's Guardian
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2007
                        • 23748

                        #12
                        Re: Hey Mormon Man

                        So, why do you get so angry?
                        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                        • Vance Rocker
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                          • Feb 2009
                          • 13

                          #13
                          Re: Hey Mormon Man

                          that is what makes me angry....the lost souls who refuse....they should see the light...

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                          • Manny
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            • Feb 2009
                            • 53

                            #14
                            Re: Hey Mormon Man

                            Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                            So, why do you get so angry?
                            From all I've read and believe me I've read both sides the evidence against Brigham Young and the Church is circumstantial and has never been proven. The people who committed this massacre were angry members of the Church that wanted revenge after Joseph Smith and his brother Hyrum were murdered. They went against what Brigham Young said and took the law into their own hands. I am a firm believer in my faith and am not brainwashed. Problem is I can't prove to anybody who would respond to this that I'm not. I have researched and read a lot of the early history of my Church. I firmly believe in my faith. I am also Christian and believe that Jesus Christ is the Son of God and that he died and was resurrected. I believe God speaks to man daily and that the Bible is not all there is. I believe the Bible to be the word of God but I also believe in the Book of Mormon and that it was written by Holy Prophets who were called of God also. I believe that Joseph Smith was called as a Prophet of God and that he did see God the Father and his son Jesus Christ.

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                            • Ezekiel Bathfire
                              Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                              Christ's Rottweiler
                               
                              • Jan 2008
                              • 22825

                              #15
                              Re: Hey Mormon Man

                              I have viewed this documentary with my KJV 1611 clasped close to my heart and in a locked room such that no others might be corrupted.

                              This is not the Life of Christ - this has little to do with Christianity. Further more, multiple gods?

                              Sir, the fires of Hell await you, not only for your iniquitous abominations but for this damnable heresy.

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                              Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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