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Old 04-01-2009, 01:25 PM
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Default Atheists Teach Their Kids To Worship Satan!

This video is proof positive that atheist scum really do worship satan (the father of lies) and teach their children to do the same. It is tedious work to screen such filth, but that's why I have secretaries I am such a popular True Christian™ Pastor.

Anyway, I'm just glad that we Christians teach our children about Christ's love and not immorality like the atheists.

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"Hail Satin" "HAIL SATIN!"

Athians are just so darned silly
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I made it about two minutes in before I started to nod off. Why are Atheists so boring?
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Just look at their founder, Captain. A man who spent fifty years or whatever following a tortoise. Obviously leading by example!
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He said, "Gods sit on a cloud with a beard." Clouds don't have beards...
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And, there's only one God.
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Do we really need a thread for this. Why not have another thread called "Fish Live Underwater"?
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Not according to those EVILutionists! They say fish with legs walked up ON LAND and became our Grandparents! Yeah right! Next I suppose they'll say there are fish alive today that can "walk" on land!
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ROFL! Are you serious??? Wow, those atheists are SO ignorant!
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If a fish could live on land it wouldn't be a fish, would it?
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Just look at their founder, Captain. A man who spent fifty years or whatever following a tortoise. Obviously leading by example!
You mean good ol' Darwin? You're implying that atheists by default have a world view associated with atheism; the truth is, they don't. Even the theory of evolution doesn't claim to know how life began, just how we got from whatever the beginning was to what we have now.

Atheism is simply a lack of belief in any God from any religion (including satan). Why would they teach something about a person they don't believe exists?

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You mean good ol' Darwin? You're implying that atheists by default have a world view associated with atheism; the truth is, they don't. Even the theory of evolution doesn't claim to know how life began, just how we got from whatever the beginning was to what we have now.

Atheism is simply a lack of belief in any God from any religion (including satan). Why would they teach something about a person they don't believe exists?

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You're implying that atheists by default have a world view associated with atheism
I'm not sure any atheist has a worldview consistent with his beliefs. Atheists are very confused and hypocritical. They all know deep down God exists (Rom 1:18-32).

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Most Laveyan satanists claim to be atheists.
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I'm not sure any atheist has a worldview consistent with his beliefs.
Well, that was kind of my point. Atheism itself isn't intrinsically associated with evolution or the number of other theories that contradict the bible, it's hardly fair to use it against them.

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And you would trust *any* group who call themselves any kind of satanist to not believe in the literal satan? Regardless, even if they didn't, they would be people who don't believe in God(s), [b]along with[b] the extra connotations that come with being satanist.

Basically, saying satanists are atheists would be like saying southern baptists are lutherans or protestants (and you know how they are), just because you happen to share the same bible. Absurd right?
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Well, that was kind of my point. Atheism itself isn't intrinsically associated with evolution or the number of other theories that contradict the bible, it's hardly fair to use it against them.
But both atheism and evolution were invented to deny God and remove man's accountability to God. Evolution is a gateway theory leading to atheism. That's why they want to teach it in state schools. And if an atheist doesn't believe in evolution, how does he answer the question of where everything came from?

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Basically, saying satanists are atheists would be like saying southern baptists are lutherans or protestants (and you know how they are), just because you happen to share the same bible. Absurd right?
I didn't say all satanists were atheists. There are theistic satanists. But you can't deny there are atheistic satanists. The video in the OP proves it.

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This video is proof positive that atheist scum really do worship satan (the father of lies) and teach their children to do the same. It is tedious work to screen such filth, but that's why I have secretaries I am such a popular True Christian™ Pastor.

Anyway, I'm just glad that we Christians teach our children about Christ's love and not immorality like the atheists.

Yay!
Apparently, I'm teaching myself how to worship a non-existent entity which, according to popular culture, looks like an overcooked chicken with horns.
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Atheism is simply a lack of belief in any God from any religion (including satan). Why would they teach something about a person they don't believe exists?

Five bucks says this will be held for approval and then never posted though.
I don't myself understand why the Pastors who screened your post let it go up. You are using this forum to advertise Satan's handiwork.

Instead of snearing about True Christians™, you should be on you knees thanking God for the tolerant people who run Landover Baptist Church.
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I am rather confused by this post.

By definition, atheists deny the existence of a supernatural being. Therefore, an atheist would never worship Satan because they would not believe in him.
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I am rather confused by this post.

By definition, atheists deny the existence of a supernatural being. Therefore, an atheist would never worship Satan because they would not believe in him.

Well, friend, that makes two of us who are confused.

Who are you, and why have you not introduced yourself to the forum, before commenting on a thread written by True Christians™.

We welcome True Christians here.
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So here I am, trawling the internet and I come across this thread and I've never facepalmed so hard in my life. Atheists believe that there is no God and as an extension, there's no Satan. If you find atheists that are promoting Satan then they're not Atheists, they're Satanists. Stick to your fairytales and we'll stick to trying to find the true answers of the origin of the universe etc.
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