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  • Cavers/spelunkers Satan's spawn!!!

    What is a cave but a passage to Hell? All these worthless people are doing is trying to open the gates of Hell!

    There is no doubt Hell is in the center of earth. It has been proven on this site many times.

    So why are these evil people trying to find a way to Hell? Because they are Satan's spawn! A few years back they held a big meeting of cavers and they ended up running around naked and jumping into "Saunas" Saunas are only a warm up for Hell, or maybe in their case, a reminder of home! There was drinking going on and smoking of something I suspect was reefers.

    A group of British potholers expelled from Mexico in a visa row after being rescued from flooded caves arrived back in the UK today.


    Even the Mexicans no not to trust these hippy demons

    The 13 men - six of whom spent more than a week underground - were accused by Mexican authorities of violating their tourist visas and making "false statements" about the purpose of their visit.
    Exactly, searching for a route to Hell!!!



    After they arrived at Heathrow shortly after 2pm, the leader of the group, Major Stephen Whitlock denied that they had done anything to invalidate their visas. He told a press conference: "The only thing that we were doing in Mexico was actually enjoying the sport of caving, finding new caves where nobody has ever been before."
    The six potholers (pot holers that implies drugs, sex and sodomy) became trapped by rising flood waters in caves at Cuetzalan, more than 100 miles north-east of Mexico City, before being rescued by a team of British divers on Thursday.

    It seems the British government was in on this! Why do they want to go to hell? What are they up to? Why they are in league with Satan and the Muslims!!!

    Officials in Mexico were suspicious of the cavers, which included five servicemen, but the Mexican attorney-general's office had to rule that there was no evidence they acted illegally after reports that they were looking for uranium.
    Terrorists trying to build a dirty bomb, more proof of the Satan Muslim connection!



    Armando Salinas, the country's assistant interior secretary, claimed they did not say they were undertaking a cave exploration expedition, for which they would have needed a different visa, or that they were military personnel. Foreign military exercises are forbidden on Mexican soil.
    Look at the loving eyes these homers give each other!


    If mexico can do it, we can sure put a stop to this! Ask your government to outlaw this practice ASAP. I used to go in caves and believe me there are evil things in them. My past is tainted, but I am working to get to heaven, NOT Hell!
    Matthew:
    5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
    5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
    10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
    10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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    Re: Cavers/spelunkers Satan's spawn!!!

    Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
    I used to be spelunker and let me tell you something: I duct taped ten maglights around my helmet. They are lightweight and strong too. Extra protection against those damned stalactites that are hanging around everywhere!
    Are you entirely sure you have removed this dark taint from yourself? Surely Satan and yourself must have spent some intimate time together whilst you climbed around his nether regions!

    Originally posted by eliot mayfield
    It seems the British government was in on this! Why do they want to go to hell? What are they up to? Why they are in league with Satan and the Muslims!!!


    We all know the British Government are hell bound. They are, after all, the world leaders in dark, atheist beliefs. Behold, as Brown shares his disdain of all beliefs with a certain 'homie' of his...


    BEHOLD!!!
    THE BUS TO DAMNATION!
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    May Jesus guide this Bus off a cliff and STRAIGHT TO HELL!

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    • #3
      Re: Cavers/spelunkers Satan's spawn!!!

      English bounders! Don't they know only Americans get to invade Mexico???

      There has been a lot of sass in that place since England went atheist.

      Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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      Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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        Re: Cavers/spelunkers Satan's spawn!!!

        What lives in caves? Bats. Need I say more?
        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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        • #5
          Re: Cavers/spelunkers Satan's spawn!!!

          Bears live in caves, too.
          Ack!

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          • #6
            Re: Cavers/spelunkers Satan's spawn!!!

            Originally posted by Dr. Zaius View Post
            Bears live in caves, too.
            Shut up about bears.
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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              Re: Cavers/spelunkers Satan's spawn!!!

              Look at any artistic rendition of the pits of Hell. Notice how much Hell looks like a typical cave. What more do you need in the way of proof?
              Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
              in 2016

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                Re: Cavers/spelunkers Satan's spawn!!!

                There won't be any stalactites in Heaven!
                Matthew:
                5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                  Re: Cavers/spelunkers Satan's spawn!!!

                  This is a chilling revelation, Brother Mayfield.

                  I personally think that these cavers are indeed satan worshipers who are attempting to open the gates of hell to unleash hordes of demons and the souls of dead queers to invade Iowa! May GOD seal the gates of hell shut with His very own hand!
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                    Re: Cavers/spelunkers Satan's spawn!!!

                    Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
                    What is a cave but a passage to Hell? All these worthless people are doing is trying to open the gates of Hell!

                    There is no doubt Hell is in the center of earth. It has been proven on this site many times.

                    So why are these evil people trying to find a way to Hell? Because they are Satan's spawn! A few years back they held a big meeting of cavers and they ended up running around naked and jumping into "Saunas" Saunas are only a warm up for Hell, or maybe in their case, a reminder of home! There was drinking going on and smoking of something I suspect was reefers.

                    A group of British potholers expelled from Mexico in a visa row after being rescued from flooded caves arrived back in the UK today.


                    Even the Mexicans no not to trust these hippy demons



                    Look at the loving eyes these homers give each other!


                    If mexico can do it, we can sure put a stop to this! Ask your government to outlaw this practice ASAP. I used to go in caves and believe me there are evil things in them. My past is tainted, but I am working to get to heaven, NOT Hell!
                    This whole thing is a horrific metaphor. SATAN is at work here. Cave in this context is a metaphor for the female genitalia. Spelunkers are those that explore those caverns without benefit of marriage.

                    This may be the most evil thread I have witnessed on these Godly boards.

                    I need to pray now.

                    Yours in Christ
                    Brother Lazarus
                    In the Beginning God created the Heaven and the Earth. Genesis 1.1. This scripture is the first verse of the Bible for a reason. It lays the foundation for the absolute truth found in God's Holy WORD, the Bible.

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                    • #11
                      Re: Cavers/spelunkers Satan's spawn!!!

                      If you own a cave on your property, put up a gate and lock it!
                      Petition local governments to never allow cavers in local parks or on state lands.
                      Picket all their meetings and conventions and boycott businesses that support them.
                      Matthew:
                      5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                      5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                      10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                      10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                      • #12
                        Re: Cavers/spelunkers Satan's spawn!!!

                        In Latin, the word "spelunker" means witch's coven.

                        Just FYI people.
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                        • #13
                          Re: Cavers/spelunkers Satan's spawn!!!

                          They had their own video game, a sure sign of Satanism!
                          http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spelunker_(computer_game)

                          One of the few enemies are large bats, which drop deadly guano on the player. Additionally, a ghost haunts the cave which appears randomly and attempts to take the player to the shadow world.
                          Ghosts, more of that Dungeons and Dragons madness!!!
                          Matthew:
                          5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                          5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                          10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                          10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                            Re: Cavers/spelunkers Satan's spawn!!!

                            That explains it, D&D started Goth, and cavers are all part of that "Darkness" stuff. They need to step into the light of Jesus and be saved. I'm praying for a caver this evening. We should all find a caver to pray for.
                            Matthew:
                            5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                            5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                            10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                            10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                            • #15
                              Re: Cavers/spelunkers Satan's spawn!!!

                              Wasn't your hero buried in a cave?
                              Things are going to get worse before they get better.

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