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  • Is Michael Jackson's Death Genuine?

    Now this is really strange, Nephew Zebulun was leaving UCLA Medical Center where he had been preaching to the dying when he called me on his cell ‘phone to say that he would be coming round tomorrow. The time was around 1.50pm.

    He said he was in parking lot near the hospital because there were crowds of reporters around the front, and these were his word,

    “So I’ll be back home in LBC’s penthouse in about a few hours or so. I’ll call you then, the battery on this thing is dying.”

    I was about to reply when Zebulun broke in,

    “Hey, I’ve just seen Michael Jackson running to a limo, he’s…” and the phone cut off.

    I thought no more about it until I heard the news. I then rang the phone in the penthouse constantly until Nephew Zebulun answered. I asked him if he were sure he’d seen Jackson. He said,

    “Sure it was him, a thin darkie chap, small nose awful complexion, long hair, big dark shades. He did one of them moon-walk things before he got in the limo.”

    I asked if he had heard any news today. He said he hadn’t. He’d been listening to Gospel songs on the CD player.

    I asked if he'd taken a photo - he reminded me in no uncertain terms that his 'phone had died (unlike Jackson?)

    Now there’s nothing wrong with Zebulun’s eyesight… I don’t know what to make of this and neither does he.
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    Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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    Re: Is Michael Jackson really dead?

    I've been hearing some strange reports as well Brother Bathfire. From what I understand, the alleged body of Michael Jackson (currently in a private room at UCLA "Ronald Reagan Memorial Hospital") was reported as weighing 325 pounds at the moment of death.

    Brother BJ and his boys in security are following up on a couple of other things...
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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    • #3
      Re: Is Michael Jackson really dead?

      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
      I've been hearing some strange reports as well Brother Bathfire. From what I understand, the alleged body of Michael Jackson (currently in a private room at UCLA "Ronald Reagan Memorial Hospital") was reported as weighing 325 pounds at the moment of death.

      Brother BJ and his boys in security are following up on a couple of other things...
      Did somebody kill Rush!

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      • #4
        Re: Is Michael Jackson really dead?

        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
        I've been hearing some strange reports as well Brother Bathfire. From what I understand, the alleged body of Michael Jackson (currently in a private room at UCLA "Ronald Reagan Memorial Hospital") was reported as weighing 325 pounds at the moment of death.

        Brother BJ and his boys in security are following up on a couple of other things...
        I thought these transvestite freaks consumed the innocence of young boys (now with fewer calories)? They aren't supposed to weigh over eighty pounds!

        Could this be another Jooish plot like the so-called "Holocaust"?

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        • #5
          Re: Is Michael Jackson really dead?

          Apparently he has been seen in a motel in Fresno just a few minutes ago.


          What's going on here?
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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          • #6
            Re: Is Michael Jackson really dead?

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            Apparently he has been seen in a motel in Fresno just a few minutes ago.


            What's going on here?
            WHY IS THIS NOT ON TV??? I've heard from sources on the internet that Jackson is still ALIVE? Apparently he faked his death because he was nearing bankruptcy and wasn't able to fulfill the obligations of the upcoming London concert series. The man had every motive to fake his death.

            WHY IS THE NEWS NOT REPORTING THAT NOBODY ACTUALLY SAW JACKSON DIE? Why did the Doctor that started to say something about "It's a hoax" be suddenly subdued by security guards in the background of a live report this afternoon?

            What's with the cover-up??? I'm not sure he even died after hearing all of this.

            EDIT: I just tried to go to a blog claiming Michael Jackson faked his death and provided timestamped pictures of JACKSON TAKEN JUST TWO HOURS AGO. Now it is offline?!?!?! WHAT IS GOING ON?!?!?! Something is very very fishy about all this.
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            SPACESHIP JESUS appeared to me in Astronaut form when I was staying in a motel in 1974. He then told me the TRUTH about our world and what illusions the SATANIC ALLIANCE uses to control us! To this day, I still receive SPACESHIP RADIO SIGNALS INTO MY BRAIN. Absolve yourself of your limited Matrix existence.

            Hosea 9:7
            The days of visitation are come, the days of recompence are come; Israel shall know it: the prophet is a fool, the spiritual man is mad, for the multitude of thine iniquity, and the great hatred.

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            • #7
              Re: Did Michael Jackson Fake His Death?

              I'm absolutely certain that MJ faked his death just to avoid criminal prosecution (again) for molesting children.

              He may have bleached himself white, but the plastic surgeons couldn't remove his darkie molester's genes.

              The only way to be cured of pedophilia is to pray to Jesus. Ted Haggard was able to cure himself of homoism this way.

              Michael, I know you're reading this, so just remember: You can run from Jesus, but you can't hide!

              Hallelujah!
              Brother Buford
              yours in Christ,
              Brother Buford

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              • #8
                Re: Did Michael Jackson Fake His Death?

                This is almost unbelievable. Nephew Zebulun was in Fort Lauderdale with his constant companion and secretary, Mrs Honey, on Monday. Miss Honey was photographing the Fort Lauderdale Memorial Hospital where they had been agreeing terms on body parts, when she saw a black clad figure getting out of the marked vehicle. She put her camera on telephoto but I’m afraid she’s not the best photographer in the world…

                I ask fellow True Christians™ to consider who the person emerging might be and why he would visit a medical center…
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                “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                Author of such illuminating essays as,
                Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                • #9
                  Re: Did Michael Jackson Fake His Death?

                  We have reports of MJ being seen at "Mall of America" just an hour ago! He was with a team of Mormon bodyguards, which can't be a good sign.
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • #10
                    Re: Did Michael Jackson Fake His Death?

                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                    We have reports of MJ being seen at "Mall of America" just an hour ago! He was with a team of Mormon bodyguards, which can't be a good sign.
                    I heard witnesses reporting that his fingernails have grown out quite long and he was using Kleenex(tm) to touch everything.

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                    • #11
                      Re: Did Michael Jackson Fake His Death?

                      I hear he's been spotted in Bahrain!
                      Bible boring? Nonsense!
                      Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
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                      • #12
                        Re: Did Michael Jackson Fake His Death?

                        Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                        I hear he's been spotted in Bahrain!
                        That figures, there's a direct flight from Orlando to Bahrain http://www.skyscanner.net/flights/or...ida.html?rtn=1
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                        “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                        Author of such illuminating essays as,
                        Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                        • #13
                          Re: Did Michael Jackson Fake His Death?

                          Micheal really is dead. I made sure of it when Isaw his body.

                          Those sightings are his surgical doppleganbangers. Thy filled in for him when he was scheduled to do an appearence but wanted to to stay inside Neverland with a sleepy time visitor.

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                          • #14
                            Re: Did Michael Jackson Fake His Death?

                            I have absolutely no idea what's going on here, but I am 100% confident that it's another Jew conspiracy. Maybe they're going to ship him to Palestine to use as a secret superweapon against the towelheads?
                            O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                            God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                            • #15
                              Re: Did Michael Jackson Fake His Death?

                              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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