There is help for you poor women and children

[Dwayne DeKalb]

My name is Dwayne and I used to belong to the Landover cult. After much damage to myself and others including substance abuse I have finally healed. I run an organization to help others heal from the wounds caused by cults like this. We can help you get out and protect you too while providing an understanding and safe atmosphere. The staff have all been through it so don't be afraid. There is away out.
escapefronhell@aol.com
is my e-mail address. Contact me if I can help you get out of Landover!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: There is help for you poor women and children

Dwayne what on EARTH are you talking about? You were NEVER a True Christian(tm) and you know it. You were booted out of Freehold for selling dope to elementary school kids and you know it!

Are you seriously thinking that we're going to sit by and allow you to sow seeds of discord among God's Favorite forum? Our team of vicious joo lawyers will be all over you like white on rice, boy. You can't just waltz in here and do satan's work on our PRIVATELY OWNED forum.

[Dwayne DeKalb]

Re: There is help for you poor women and children

Don't be afraid people. We can help you. Notice how worked up the Pastor got! it's because he's afraid!
BTW, speaking of lawyers, there's a thing call defamation you should look up! I never sold drugs to school kids!

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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Deny, if you can, that you are the eccentric but evil billionaire who has made fortunes by corrupting the very essence of God’s Creations. I’ve seen the reports, we all have:

http://www.faqs.org/abstracts/Busine...t-with-US.html

Monsanto has made an agreement with the Justice Dept. to satisfy regulators and allow the firm to move ahead with its merger with DeKalb Genetics Corp. One agreement deals with not monopolizing the genetic engineering of crops by two specific methods. Another involves not keeping small seed companies from getting certain genes. There are patent issues involved as well. And there is now the purchasing power of the company whose merger with American Home Products Corp. fell through. This DeKalb purchase is valued at $2.3 billion.

Anyone who has anything to do with you can expect to be restrained, injected and mutated into some sort of Frankenstein monster!

May the Lord have mercy on your soul!

[Vavoline Johnson]

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My name is Dwayne and I used to belong to the Landover cult.

You ain't no DeWayne.
I know dat fo a fact cause DeWayne is in his room right dis very minute, playin wif his Game Boy waitin fo his breakfast.
Not only that, you be spellin his name all wrong!

[eliot mayfield]

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Dwayne is not a billionaire. His grandfather was drunk passed out in a cornfield and when he came to the first thing he saw was a Dekalb sign and he just figured that's who he was!!!!!

[Vavoline Johnson]

Re: There is help for you poor women and children

Dwayne is not a billionaire. His grandfather was drunk passed out in a cornfield and when he came to the first thing he saw was a Dekalb sign and he just figured that's who he was!!!!!

Oh Mr Eliot, you got dat right.
I got a feelin he Miz Waynettes Miles boy, da one born kinda simple cause of his drunkin daddy.

[Wide-Open]

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OK folks, the DoF has triangulated his whereabouts. He is not far from Freehold in fact. Perhaps it's time for Bobby-Joe and the boys to have a friendly chat with him again.

Bobby-Joe, please be careful and don't accidently stick that heroin needle in his arm again. You know how weird Mr. Dekalb gets when he's high.

[Dwayne DeKalb]

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Too late, I'm posting from my I-phone and you'll find at least one fewer in the Landover compound tonight! I'm not moving towards Landover, but away! been and leaving!
What did you do to this poor child? She's hysterical!

[Wide-Open]

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You're bluffing pal. Nobody has been reported missing. Can you give us a name. A picture?

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: There is help for you poor women and children

Dwayne is not a billionaire. His grandfather was drunk passed out in a cornfield and when he came to the first thing he saw was a Dekalb sign and he just figured that's who he was!!!!!

Oh. OK, but that still leaves his selling kids drugs!

[Wide-Open]

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Hold on friends, we are getting intelligence and there seems to be something wrong.

Can not be specific on the details - DoF classified information - and it's all still sketchy, but we might have a problem. We'll keep you up to date.

DWAYNE YOU CREEP, IF THIS HAS ANYTHING TO DO WITH YOU, YOU WILL PAY FOR IT. DEARLY

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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Bobby-Joe and the Boys solve problems. What is it Brother W/O?

[Dwayne DeKalb]

Re: There is help for you poor women and children

We are safe, thank you. See people? There is hope and you can break free of the chains these people put on you! We are in a safe house in a different state. And clever DOF boys, I sent this message to a friend, who sent it to a friend who is posting it for me. So that IP address is off by a few states!
The young lady has almost quit sobbing uncontrollably and is start to be coherent.
Remember:
escapefronhell@aol.com
We can help and we do help.
Coming soon on CNN!! (maybe)

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: There is help for you poor women and children

We are safe, thank you. See people? There is hope and you can break free of the chains these people put on you! We are in a safe house in a different state. And clever DOF boys, I sent this message to a friend, who sent it to a friend who is posting it for me. So that IP address is off by a few states!
The young lady has almost quit sobbing uncontrollably and is start to be coherent.
Remember:
escapefronhell@aol.com
We can help and we do help.
Coming soon on CNN!! (maybe)

You might fool more people if the email address was escapefromhell.com