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  • Dwayne DeKalb
    Unsaved trash, hippie dopehead
    • Nov 2006
    • 156

    #1

    There is help for you poor women and children

    My name is Dwayne and I used to belong to the Landover cult. After much damage to myself and others including substance abuse I have finally healed. I run an organization to help others heal from the wounds caused by cults like this. We can help you get out and protect you too while providing an understanding and safe atmosphere. The staff have all been through it so don't be afraid. There is away out.
    escapefronhell@aol.com
    is my e-mail address. Contact me if I can help you get out of Landover!
  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78555

    #2
    Re: There is help for you poor women and children

    Dwayne what on EARTH are you talking about? You were NEVER a True Christian(tm) and you know it. You were booted out of Freehold for selling dope to elementary school kids and you know it!

    Are you seriously thinking that we're going to sit by and allow you to sow seeds of discord among God's Favorite forum? Our team of vicious joo lawyers will be all over you like white on rice, boy. You can't just waltz in here and do satan's work on our PRIVATELY OWNED forum.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • Dwayne DeKalb
      Unsaved trash, hippie dopehead
      • Nov 2006
      • 156

      #3
      Re: There is help for you poor women and children

      Don't be afraid people. We can help you. Notice how worked up the Pastor got! it's because he's afraid!
      BTW, speaking of lawyers, there's a thing call defamation you should look up! I never sold drugs to school kids!

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      • Ezekiel Bathfire
        Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
        Christ's Rottweiler
         
        • Jan 2008
        • 22882

        #4
        Re: There is help for you poor women and children

        Deny, if you can, that you are the eccentric but evil billionaire who has made fortunes by corrupting the very essence of God’s Creations. I’ve seen the reports, we all have:

        http://www.faqs.org/abstracts/Busine...t-with-US.html

        Monsanto has made an agreement with the Justice Dept. to satisfy regulators and allow the firm to move ahead with its merger with DeKalb Genetics Corp. One agreement deals with not monopolizing the genetic engineering of crops by two specific methods. Another involves not keeping small seed companies from getting certain genes. There are patent issues involved as well. And there is now the purchasing power of the company whose merger with American Home Products Corp. fell through. This DeKalb purchase is valued at $2.3 billion.
        Anyone who has anything to do with you can expect to be restrained, injected and mutated into some sort of Frankenstein monster!

        May the Lord have mercy on your soul!

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        “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

        Author of such illuminating essays as,
        Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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        • Vavoline Johnson
          Mammy
          Forum Member
          • Apr 2009
          • 960

          #5
          Re: There is help for you poor women and children

          Originally posted by Dwayne DeKalb View Post
          My name is Dwayne and I used to belong to the Landover cult.
          You ain't no DeWayne.
          I know dat fo a fact cause DeWayne is in his room right dis very minute, playin wif his Game Boy waitin fo his breakfast.
          Not only that, you be spellin his name all wrong!
          Everybodys Blested Ole Mammy

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          • eliot mayfield
            God Squad
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 9324

            #6
            Re: There is help for you poor women and children

            Dwayne is not a billionaire. His grandfather was drunk passed out in a cornfield and when he came to the first thing he saw was a Dekalb sign and he just figured that's who he was!!!!!
            Matthew:
            5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
            5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
            10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
            10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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            • Vavoline Johnson
              Mammy
              Forum Member
              • Apr 2009
              • 960

              #7
              Re: There is help for you poor women and children

              Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
              Dwayne is not a billionaire. His grandfather was drunk passed out in a cornfield and when he came to the first thing he saw was a Dekalb sign and he just figured that's who he was!!!!!
              Oh Mr Eliot, you got dat right.
              I got a feelin he Miz Waynettes Miles boy, da one born kinda simple cause of his drunkin daddy.
              Everybodys Blested Ole Mammy

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              • Wide-Open
                Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                True Christian™
                • Nov 2007
                • 18449

                #8
                Re: There is help for you poor women and children

                OK folks, the DoF has triangulated his whereabouts. He is not far from Freehold in fact. Perhaps it's time for Bobby-Joe and the boys to have a friendly chat with him again.

                Bobby-Joe, please be careful and don't accidently stick that heroin needle in his arm again. You know how weird Mr. Dekalb gets when he's high.
                Psalm 81:10:
                I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                • Dwayne DeKalb
                  Unsaved trash, hippie dopehead
                  • Nov 2006
                  • 156

                  #9
                  Re: There is help for you poor women and children

                  Too late, I'm posting from my I-phone and you'll find at least one fewer in the Landover compound tonight! I'm not moving towards Landover, but away! been and leaving!
                  What did you do to this poor child? She's hysterical!

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                  • Wide-Open
                    Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                    A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                    Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                    True Christian™
                    • Nov 2007
                    • 18449

                    #10
                    Re: There is help for you poor women and children

                    You're bluffing pal. Nobody has been reported missing. Can you give us a name. A picture?
                    Psalm 81:10:
                    I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                    open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                    • Ezekiel Bathfire
                      Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                      Christ's Rottweiler
                       
                      • Jan 2008
                      • 22882

                      #11
                      Re: There is help for you poor women and children

                      Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
                      Dwayne is not a billionaire. His grandfather was drunk passed out in a cornfield and when he came to the first thing he saw was a Dekalb sign and he just figured that's who he was!!!!!
                      Oh. OK, but that still leaves his selling kids drugs!
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                      “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                      Author of such illuminating essays as,
                      Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                      • Wide-Open
                        Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                        A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                        Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                        True Christian™
                        • Nov 2007
                        • 18449

                        #12
                        Re: There is help for you poor women and children

                        Hold on friends, we are getting intelligence and there seems to be something wrong.

                        Can not be specific on the details - DoF classified information - and it's all still sketchy, but we might have a problem. We'll keep you up to date.

                        DWAYNE YOU CREEP, IF THIS HAS ANYTHING TO DO WITH YOU, YOU WILL PAY FOR IT. DEARLY
                        Psalm 81:10:
                        I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                        open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                        • Ezekiel Bathfire
                          Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                          Christ's Rottweiler
                           
                          • Jan 2008
                          • 22882

                          #13
                          Re: There is help for you poor women and children

                          Bobby-Joe and the Boys solve problems. What is it Brother W/O?
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                          “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                          Author of such illuminating essays as,
                          Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                          • Dwayne DeKalb
                            Unsaved trash, hippie dopehead
                            • Nov 2006
                            • 156

                            #14
                            Re: There is help for you poor women and children

                            We are safe, thank you. See people? There is hope and you can break free of the chains these people put on you! We are in a safe house in a different state. And clever DOF boys, I sent this message to a friend, who sent it to a friend who is posting it for me. So that IP address is off by a few states!
                            The young lady has almost quit sobbing uncontrollably and is start to be coherent.
                            Remember:
                            escapefronhell@aol.com
                            We can help and we do help.
                            Coming soon on CNN!! (maybe)

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                            • Ezekiel Bathfire
                              Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                              Christ's Rottweiler
                               
                              • Jan 2008
                              • 22882

                              #15
                              Re: There is help for you poor women and children

                              Originally posted by Dwayne DeKalb View Post
                              We are safe, thank you. See people? There is hope and you can break free of the chains these people put on you! We are in a safe house in a different state. And clever DOF boys, I sent this message to a friend, who sent it to a friend who is posting it for me. So that IP address is off by a few states!
                              The young lady has almost quit sobbing uncontrollably and is start to be coherent.
                              Remember:
                              escapefronhell@aol.com
                              We can help and we do help.
                              Coming soon on CNN!! (maybe)
                              You might fool more people if the email address was escapefromhell.com
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                              “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                              Author of such illuminating essays as,
                              Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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