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Default Day 233. Jeremiah 31-33 - 12-02-2009, 10:04 PM

Jeremiah 31-33

Jeremiah 31

1 At the same time, saith the LORD, will I be the God of all the families of Israel, and they shall be my people.

Remember in our last reading, Jeremiah sent a letter to the people in captivity saying get comfortable, you gonna be there a while.

4 Again I will build thee, and thou shalt be built, O virgin of Israel: thou shalt again be adorned with thy tabrets, and shalt go forth in the dances of them that make merry.

Here, God's making the promise to rebuild the people.

8 Behold, I will bring them from the north country, and gather them from the coasts of the earth, and with them the blind and the lame, the woman with child and her that travaileth with child together: a great company shall return thither.

God's going to bring them all back, even the cripples.

17 And there is hope in thine end, saith the LORD, that thy children shall come again to their own border.

I guess a parent should want whats best for their kids, even if the parent wants that thing too.

27 Behold, the days come, saith the LORD, that I will sow the house of Israel and the house of Judah with the seed of man, and with the seed of beast.

Uh, what?

God is going to mingle the house of Israel and the house of Judah with gentiles... and with animals. God is going to do some gene splicing.

28 And it shall come to pass, that like as I have watched over them, to pluck up, and to break down, and to throw down, and to destroy, and to afflict; so will I watch over them, to build, and to plant, saith the LORD.

God isn't just a God of destruction, although he does that REALLY good, he's also going to do some building and planting, even though we learned that he doesn't do the planting very well back in Isaiah 5.

29 In those days they shall say no more, The fathers have eaten a sour grape, and the children's teeth are set on edge.

God's actually going to be a good vintner this time, and his grapes will be good, unlike the previous time he planted a vineyard.

30 But every one shall die for his own iniquity: every man that eateth the sour grape, his teeth shall be set on edge.

Ah yes, our God is saying everyone will die for their own iniquity; even though we've all been cursed to die from the sin of Adam and Eve. God really shouldn't go around saying people die for their own sins, since we all die because of Adam and Eve's sin.

31 Behold, the days come, saith the LORD, that I will make a new covenant with the house of Israel, and with the house of Judah:

A new covenant? The term "everlasting covenant" is used 15 times in the bible (KJV1611), why would there need to be a new covenant when there's already an EVERLASTING covenant.

32 Not according to the covenant that I made with their fathers in the day that I took them by the hand to bring them out of the land of Egypt; which my covenant they brake, although I was an husband unto them, saith the LORD:

They broke it, not the all-powerful God. Not that God did anything to stop them from breaking it, since he's all powerful and all.

33 But this shall be the covenant that I will make with the house of Israel; After those days, saith the LORD, I will put my law in their inward parts, and write it in their hearts; and will be their God, and they shall be my people.

How is this any different?

34 And they shall teach no more every man his neighbour, and every man his brother, saying, Know the LORD: for they shall all know me, from the least of them unto the greatest of them, saith the LORD: for I will forgive their iniquity, and I will remember their sin no more.

How is that even anything? God will write on their insides to Know the LORD. That's about it.

36 If those ordinances depart from before me, saith the LORD, then the seed of Israel also shall cease from being a nation before me for ever.

For ever, does that mean the same as everlasting?

Jeremiah 32

1 The word that came to Jeremiah from the LORD in the tenth year of Zedekiah king of Judah, which was the eighteenth year of Nebuchadrezzar.

To the timeline... We see that the 10th year of Zedekiah was roughly 587. We see that the 18th year of Nebuchadnezzar was also 587. So for any Bible doubters, you see this verse is correct.

2 For then the king of Babylon's army besieged Jerusalem: and Jeremiah the prophet was shut up in the court of the prison, which was in the king of Judah's house.

Jeremiah was in prison at this point.

3 For Zedekiah king of Judah had shut him up, saying, Wherefore dost thou prophesy, and say, Thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will give this city into the hand of the king of Babylon, and he shall take it;

Jailed for making unpopular prophecy.

7 Behold, Hanameel the son of Shallum thine uncle shall come unto thee saying, Buy thee my field that is in Anathoth: for the right of redemption is thine to buy it.


While Jeremiah was jailed, he was offered, and bought his uncles land in Anathoth, as God told him to do. Jeremiah did this in public. So that the people would know that the captivity wouldn't last forever.

15 For thus saith the LORD of hosts, the God of Israel; Houses and fields and vineyards shall be possessed again in this land.

So, when the people come back, they should still have their property deeds, so they can actually go back to their own lands. This same policy doesn't hold for people who bought the land while the Jews were gone. They were squatters, and it doesn't matter that they improved the land, when the rightful owners return, the owners get their land back. So long as they have the deed. Got that Palestine!

29 And the Chaldeans, that fight against this city, shall come and set fire on this city, and burn it with the houses, upon whose roofs they have offered incense unto Baal, and poured out drink offerings unto other gods, to provoke me to anger.

Jerusalem is going to burn.

31 For this city hath been to me as a provocation of mine anger and of my fury from the day that they built it even unto this day; that I should remove it from before my face,

I didn't think it was always bad. When David was there it seemed ok. But I guess God knew it was going to make him angry, so he had hardened his heart to it.

37 Behold, I will gather them out of all countries, whither I have driven them in mine anger, and in my fury, and in great wrath; and I will bring them again unto this place, and I will cause them to dwell safely:

In the future, everything is going to be great. How many times have we heard that?

40 And I will make an everlasting covenant with them, that I will not turn away from them, to do them good; but I will put my fear in their hearts, that they shall not depart from me.

Yeah, this one is going to last.

42 For thus saith the LORD; Like as I have brought all this great evil upon this people, so will I bring upon them all the good that I have promised them.

New Jerusalem, you just wait. Can't the rapture come now?

Jeremiah 33

6 Behold, I will bring it health and cure, and I will cure them, and will reveal unto them the abundance of peace and truth.

More of the people return, and everything will be awesome prophecy.

7 And I will cause the captivity of Judah and the captivity of Israel to return, and will build them, as at the first.

They are going to return, this has happened.

8 And I will cleanse them from all their iniquity, whereby they have sinned against me; and I will pardon all their iniquities, whereby they have sinned, and whereby they have transgressed against me.

I don't think this has happened.

9 And it shall be to me a name of joy, a praise and an honour before all the nations of the earth, which shall hear all the good that I do unto them: and they shall fear and tremble for all the goodness and for all the prosperity that I procure unto it.

This definitely hasn't happened.

12 Thus saith the LORD of hosts; Again in this place, which is desolate without man and without beast, and in all the cities thereof, shall be an habitation of shepherds causing their flocks to lie down.

This has happened.

15 In those days, and at that time, will I cause the Branch of righteousness to grow up unto David; and he shall execute judgment and righteousness in the land.

Is that Jesus?

16 In those days shall Judah be saved, and Jerusalem shall dwell safely: and this is the name wherewith she shall be called, The LORD our righteousness.

Jerusalem shall dwell safely... this hasn't happened.

25 Thus saith the LORD; If my covenant be not with day and night, and if I have not appointed the ordinances of heaven and earth;

26 Then will I cast away the seed of Jacob and David my servant, so that I will not take any of his seed to be rulers over the seed of Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob: for I will cause their captivity to return, and have mercy on them.


If God's covenant is not forever, then he's going to wipe out Jacob and David... so, if this covenant has ended, then does that mean that the Hebrews are no longer the chosen ones?

So what have we learned today?

1. When you are under siege, you should buy land, it's probably going to be sold cheaply anyway.

2. When the people return, everything will be awesome... forever.

3. When the people return, everything will be awesome... forever, everlasting, and all that.

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Judges 9:21 And Jotham ran away, and fled, and went to Beer, and dwelt there, for fear of Abimelech his brother.
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Default Re: Day 233. Jeremiah 31-33 - 12-05-2009, 07:57 AM

27 Behold, the days come, saith the LORD, that I will sow the house of Israel and the house of Judah with the seed of man, and with the seed of beast.

Uh, what?

God is going to mingle the house of Israel and the house of Judah with gentiles... and with animals. God is going to do some gene splicing.

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Default Re: Day 233. Jeremiah 31-33 - 12-05-2009, 10:20 AM

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27 Behold, the days come, saith the LORD, that I will sow the house of Israel and the house of Judah with the seed of man, and with the seed of beast.

Uh, what?
This passage refers to inter-racial breeding, and the creation of non-white races. (Non-white races are created by when Adam's decendents (white people) breed with animals and demons.)


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Default Re: Day 233. Jeremiah 31-33 - 12-05-2009, 01:30 PM

White man is the only man. I do not see any other, just dog's.
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Default Re: Day 233. Jeremiah 31-33 - 12-05-2009, 03:05 PM

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6 Behold, I will bring it health and cure, and I will cure them, and will reveal unto them the abundance of peace and truth.
Sounds darned close to what that usurper of the White House is saying with his medical thing. Obama is clearly committing blasphemy.




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Default Re: Day 233. Jeremiah 31-33 - 12-05-2009, 04:41 PM

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This passage refers to inter-racial breeding, and the creation of non-white races. (Non-white races are created by when Adam's decendents (white people) breed with animals and demons.)
Ahh. I have SEEN this when I accidentally downloaded a movie made in Tijuana called ''Mary's Donkey''. Doing biblical research of course.
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