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  • Nimble
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    • Jan 2010
    • 1
    #1

    The truth about God.

    No I am not trying to annoy anyone.

    But this picture is 100% logical.



    Logic.



    and this: is proof you're ass holes.
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    • James Hutchins
      True Christian™
      Just a Regular Nice Guy
       
      • Jun 2009
      • 29453
      #2
      Re: The truth about God.

      No, it is not logical. and if your mother heard you talking, she'd roll over in her grave.
      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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        • Wide-Open
          Director of European Evangelical Outreach
          A Shining Example of Christ's Love
          Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
          True Christian™
          • Nov 2007
          • 18449
          #3
          Re: The truth about God.

          Atheists ... unable to write the name of their own cult without errors.
          Psalm 81:10:
          I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
          open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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            • Jed_Cassidy
              True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • May 2009
              • 289
              #4
              Re: The truth about God.

              Originally posted by Nimble View Post
              No I am not trying to annoy anyone.
              Out of all the incorrect statements made in this post, the first one starts right here.
              Matthew 7:15
              Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves.

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                • Syrdon
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                  Under Investigation
                  • Jan 2010
                  • 11
                  #5
                  Re: The truth about God.

                  Not that I want to interfere, but I'm soooooo drunk boys... I guess Ima pound my wife and give my children a good beating (they're asleep, but somehow I'm sure those little sinners deserve it).
                  2.28 AM in central Europe, Hail the Lord

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                    • Pastor Isaac Peters
                      Senior Pastor
                      Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                      Always Biblically correct
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 10639
                      #6
                      Re: The truth about God.

                      Dear friend:

                      Do you honestly think we haven't heard that one before? It isn't for you to define God's nature. Not only does God not necessarily prevent evil, but He even creates it:

                      Isaiah 45:7: I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these [things].

                      Amos 3:6: Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done [it]?
                      This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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                        • Cranky Old Man
                          Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                          You kids get off his lawn!
                           
                          • Jan 2010
                          • 22357
                          #7
                          Re: The truth about God.

                          Originally posted by Nimble View Post
                          I am not trying to annoy anyone.
                          You failed.

                          Originally posted by Nimble View Post
                          But this picture is 100% logical.
                          It's stupid. Does "free will" ring a bell? E.g. the free will to read the Bible and prevent eternal damnation?
                          5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                          To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                          James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                            • Bobby-Joe
                              Landover Security Superviser
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                              NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 18405
                              #8
                              Re: The truth about God.

                              Originally posted by Nimble View Post
                              No I am not trying to annoy anyone.

                              But this picture is 100% logical.
                              When Satan has your bent over a magma vent slapping your bear buttocks with his barbed tallywacker will that be 100% logical to you then?? Will you not annoy everyone by screaming like a shrill, little girl in a frilly dress when Satan sprays burning demon spunk in your face??? One thing is for sure is all the proof of the existence of God you ever want is going to be found up your ass, asshole.

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